Lack of Action Man Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 It's off season, which means there's little else to do than moan about the women in our lives (or men, if you're that way inclined), so I'll start. It's really starting to piss me off how many times I have to plunge the toilet because she uses so much ******* bog roll! How can I stop her from using a whole roll each time she needs a slash?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe jordans teeth Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Breathe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 I really wish my partner would exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Deflate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54-46 Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 It's off season, which means there's little else to do than moan about the women in our lives (or men, if you're that way inclined), so I'll start. It's really starting to piss me off how many times I have to plunge the toilet because she uses so much ******* bog roll! How can I stop her from using a whole roll each time she needs a slash?! Not my Mrs, but my 10 yr old daughter does exactly this. I reckon it's a combination of too much paper and the pathetic flushing capabilities of modern bogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 She uses bright red lipstick that is hard to wash off !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 It's off season, which means there's little else to do than moan about the women in our lives (or men, if you're that way inclined), so I'll start. It's really starting to piss me off how many times I have to plunge the toilet because she uses so much fecking bog roll! How can I stop her from using a whole roll each time she needs a slash?! Squash the loo roll before you put it on the holder thing. You will find that it doesn't unroll so smoothly and so people use less. We used to do this in nurseries I worked at, otherwise the kids would end up looking like they had a fight with the Andrex puppy in the bathrooms. Try this and report back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Stay single. Life is much simpler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 Not my Mrs, but my 10 yr old daughter does exactly this. I reckon it's a combination of too much paper and the pathetic flushing capabilities of modern bogs It must be a common denominator in 10-year-old girls! My eldest has blocked the upstairs cludgie so many times we permanently keep a plunger next to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 When Mrs Robbo is stressed after work she frequently starts shouting at me. But she "doesn't do stress". Yeah, right....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 We have a side table, just inside and to the right of the front door: when I come into the house, I drop the car keys there. When my wife comes into the house she drops the keys there, or in the kitchen, or the dining room, or the bedroom, or the study, or sticks them in one of her various bags and cases. When I leave the house, I find I have a great deal less hassle in getting away if I was the last person to use the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 We have a side table, just inside and to the right of the front door: when I come into the house, I drop the car keys there. When my wife comes into the house she drops the keys there, or in the kitchen, or the dining room, or the bedroom, or the study, or sticks them in one of her various bags and cases. When I leave the house, I find I have a great deal less hassle in getting away if I was the last person to use the car. Exactly. I'd go so far as to say that no one should get married unless they're prepared to be asked where the car keys are 3 times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 When Mrs Robbo is stressed after work she frequently starts shouting at me. .. You do surprise me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 When a man tidies up he puts things where they are easily to hand, and in the same place as last time. When a woman tidies up she puts things out of sight totally at random, with no recollection of where she puts them. That is all you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Stay single. Life is much simpler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Mrs Robbo tidies up and afterwards I can't find any of my stuff - that's annoying. If I ask her "where's my so and so" all I usually get is "you left it lying around and I've had to put it away". No indication of where she's put it either. Then I have to start searching.......that's bloody annoying as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 That drives me mad. I normally find every so often I'll go through the kitchen cupboards, or the the infamous one under the stairs, and give them a proper tidy and organise everything. A few weeks later all are back to being a disorganised mess, as when the wife "tidys" it just mean moving everything out of sight as quickly as possible, with no thought to the future when she might need to find something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calculus Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Hoarding. Can't throw anything away, doesn't want to organise the ever growing mountain of stuff. Tidying up just means putting in a pile rather than any attempt to organise. My solution has been to quietly chuck stuff out. There's been the odd argument but it's better than going mad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 That drives me mad. I normally find every so often I'll go through the kitchen cupboards, or the the infamous one under the stairs, and give them a proper tidy and organise everything. A few weeks later all are back to being a disorganised mess, as when the wife "tidys" it just mean moving everything out of sight as quickly as possible, with no thought to the future when she might need to find something. Yours too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Yes to everyone who cannot comprehend the female notion of tidying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 We wouldn't have to tidy if you blokes put stuff away everytime you used something!!! Instead you like things to hand, just incase you need them...use something once and then leave it out for months. The day I finally flip and put it away will be the very day MrRedM gets it out again, Grrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 The day I finally flip and put it away will be the very day MrRedM gets it out again, No answer to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolborn_and_red Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Never admitting to being wrong Filling up the sink with dishes and walking away Having a stubbly tuppence. FFS how long does it take to give it a once over with the razor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Never admitting to being wrong Filling up the sink with dishes and walking away Having a stubbly tuppence. FFS how long does it take to give it a once over with the razor? First point- just accept it. Mrs Robbo is exactly the same. Second point- just leave it and eventually she'll get the message. Either that or get a dishwasher. Third point- do it for her..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 If only I had a partner to moan about...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 If only I had a partner to moan about...... Yes, but I bet your box of mansize Kleenex don't try and keep you awake after a 5 minutes of passion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob k Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 'Does daddy want to give you a bath?' Things like that when I'm in earshot, just ask me if I can give my daughter a ******* bath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 'Does daddy want to give you a bath?' Things like that when I'm in earshot, just ask me if I can give my daughter a ******* bath! I'm guilty of that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 Never admitting to being wrong Filling up the sink with dishes and walking away Having a stubbly tuppence. FFS how long does it take to give it a once over with the razor?Filling the sink up is my pet hate! Why not leave them in a pile on the side? Otherwise when it comes to washing up the sink needs to be emptied first! I also ask that the dishes are run under the tap to remove food etc otherwise when left it becomes more difficult to remove but no thats too much to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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