BigTone Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 The first ten years are the worst Its downhill after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 May I suggest that if by concentrating on "20 things at once" all tasks are done to a poor standard that women try out the tried and tested method of "concentrating on 1 thing at a time" favoured by men. If not men will just have to continue to pick up the pieces where women have failed. Ah if we could trust you blokes to even get your one thing done we wouldn't have to juggle 20 things at once. Send a bloke out for a pint of milk and he comes home with the latest powertool. Great, get some DIY done...oh no said power tool seems to be just for looking at. I'll pile it up with all the others we have 'just in case'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I must be one of the few men who can multi task with ease. I can drink a pint AND watch the football at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I must be one of the few men who can multi task with ease. I can drink a pint AND watch the football at the same time I bet you spill it when we score, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 I bet you spill it when we score, though...Nothing that can't be sucked out of my shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 My girlfriend sometimes dreams that I cheat on her, and then won't speak to me for a day. Quite annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 My girlfriend sometimes dreams that I cheat on her, and then won't speak to me for a day. Quite annoying. But do you cheat on her in your dreams? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 My girlfriend sometimes dreams that I cheat on her, and then won't speak to me for a day. Quite annoying. Sounds like she's feeling a tad vulnerable......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 My girlfriend sometimes dreams that I cheat on her, and then won't speak to me for a day. Quite annoying. My ex used to sulk for days because he supported Scotland, and any time that England beat Scotland be it in the football or rugby, it was somehow my fault, and he wouldn't speak to me for days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red-Robbo Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 My ex used to sulk for days because he supported Scotland, and any time that England beat Scotland be it in the football or rugby, it was somehow my fault, and he wouldn't speak to me for days! He wasn't Alex Salmond was he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 He wasn't Alex Salmond was he? Haha no. I dumped him when I found out he was seeing someone else in the time I had been quite unwell. I got my own back by throwing his stuff all down the 2 flights of stairs we lived up at the time. Men hey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 Haha no. I dumped him when I found out he was seeing someone else in the time I had been quite unwell. I got my own back by throwing his stuff all down the 2 flights of stairs we lived up at the time. Men hey? Big Tone - take note of this...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted June 9, 2015 Report Share Posted June 9, 2015 My wife is currently looking after the MiL in Devon. She phones me to say that her mother has been difficult and I'm all ready with sympathy. Instead, I get a real time report of "she said then I said" repeated ad nauseam. After about ten minutes of this I'm losing the will to live and she blows up because I don't care. Still, I'm beginning to see why women like East Enders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARJ Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 To answer the original question: Someone touched on this before: "We never go anywhere nice" (no, you're right love, I suppose weekends away to village England, or a holiday in Malta, or the various nice dinners out we've had in the last 2 months constitute 'anywhere nice'). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 To answer the original question: Someone touched on this before: "We never go anywhere nice" (no, you're right love, I suppose weekends away to village England, or a holiday in Malta, or the various nice dinners out we've had in the last 2 months constitute 'anywhere nice'). What she means as I said before that she hasn't currently got anything 'nice' coming up in the future. It's all about the looking forward rather than the looking back. The recent treats are only good for a week or two after, after that it's all about the 'I am going' not the I have just come back. 'Anywhere nice' also translates to at least equal if not better than her best friend/colleague/neighbour who she is envious of. If you don't at least match that you haven't a hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Sounds like she's feeling a tad vulnerable......... Just insanely jealous Robbo, which is quite common for Thai ladies. This coupled with the fact that Thais place a lot of importance on their dreams is not a good combo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lack of Action Man Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Good news everyone! I finally got her to reduce her toilet roll usage! Huzzah! Now, I just have to get her to stop taking up the whole sofa when I come home from the gym. I've done an 8 hour day and 2 hours at the gym- I deserve the sofa to myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Good news everyone! I finally got her to reduce her toilet roll usage! Huzzah!Now, I just have to get her to stop taking up the whole sofa when I come home from the gym. I've done an 8 hour day and 2 hours at the gym- I deserve the sofa to myself!Sofa so good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 Sofa so good When the Costa Concordia ran aground I was watching the news and the reporter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I only glanced at the missus led on the sofa and all hell broke loose. Women eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 When the Costa Concordia ran aground I was watching the news and the reporter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I only glanced at the missus led on the sofa and all hell broke loose. Women eh?New balls please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew-T Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 I've been with my Girlfriend for 5 years now from the age of 15! 5 years! With a Gashead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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