WhistleHappy Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 (among other things) is: That bloody annoying, No No No No No No no no no no no no There's no Dandruff ... shampoo ad Argggh makes me cringe every time, the moron fans, the chant, Joe Harts grin.. hate every second of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 Yes. It is shit. I wonder how much JH earned for it... "Hi Joe, we need you to look a complete bell end on an advert. How much?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Small bags of dog s14t hanging in bushes in the park. I would, SERIOUSLY, bring back the death penalty for this offence. When we leave the EU in 2017, this will be a reality when I am PM in 2020. Watch this space - "FFS". Uncle TFR MP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 ........ what would you say to someone you caught doing this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 Was quite funny when the Man City fans first did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted January 14, 2016 Report Share Posted January 14, 2016 TOWIE **** off, just **** the **** off, you talentless ***** Think I covered it all there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURTZ Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 i hate when at Tesco's, at the end of my shopping, being asked if I need a Bag,and realizing, Ive ******* forgot to bring one again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRL Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Tinned macaroni cheese. I thing dog shit hanging from trees in plastic bags May taste better mixed with anti dandruff shampoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sheene Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 people having a chat in the doorway of a shop so you can't get in or out of the said shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Collis1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Neil Warnock. I'll think of a reason later. Uncle TFR / Moyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Motorists who have had a minor prang *, who decide the best place to exchange insurance details is exactly where the shunt took place. You are, no doubt, causing an unnecessary tailback as you have blocked the carriageway / stopped on a corner / created a bottleneck, to have your little chat. Have some consideration for others; both of you pull up round the corner and have your discussion there, and let the rest of us get to our destination on time !! (this doesn't include accidents where people have been hurt, of course !) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lrrr Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Drivers who do about 20 mph slower than the speed limit on easy to drive on roads in national speed limit zones but will then drive the same 40mph ish speed through a 30mph zone when they get to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Coleslaw is now actually called slaw. No it ******* isn't. It's coleslaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Drivers who stop before a speed bump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 George Ferguson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Shopkeepers who seem to hate people who go in their shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 The spotty teenage staff in Currys PC world who stop me and ask me if I need any assistance, when in reality they have far less knowledge than myself. However I do like to make use of theirtablets to gather reviews of the product I'm interested in or to find it cheaper. Surprised no one has mentioned it but that bloody unexpected item in baggage area is bloody annoying. I once added an unexpected item to see if they would noticed and hey presto they didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portred Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Bar staff asking if everything is alright with your meal 34 seconds after giving it to you. Just **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 People who try and stop you in the streets, usually trying to sell Internet, gym memberships etc...If I want something from you, I'll go to you thanks And those 'chuggers' too with their offer of a handshake from 15 yards away and a patronising "have a nice day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Up The City! Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Libertine1 said: People who try and stop you in the streets, usually trying to sell Internet, gym memberships etc...If I want something from you, I'll go to you thanks And those 'chuggers' too with their offer of a handshake from 15 yards away and a patronising "have a nice day" I've learnt to never ever have eye contact with them. Soon as you do have eye contact they hone in on you. Look straight past them as if they don't exist and they get the message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, Just Red said: I've learnt to never ever have eye contact with them. Soon as you do have eye contact they hone in on you. Look straight past them as if they don't exist and they get the message. Most of them wear stupid clown trousers as well, very annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, Just Red said: I've learnt to never ever have eye contact with them. Soon as you do have eye contact they hone in on you. Look straight past them as if they don't exist and they get the message. I found it too hard to not look at them so now I'm happy to make eye contact, smile and tell them bluntly I'm not interested. I do donate to charities by the way, I'm not a bad person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Writings on the Wall - Sam Smith - Spectre Song nauseous or what? ... can't stand that 'style' of singing ... (Might go with the film, I haven't seen it, but as a stand alone song to listen to .... ARRRGGGHHHHHhhhhhh!!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JM91 Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 People who don't know the difference between coincidence and irony. It's usually Americans but as Britain gets dumber it's cropping up here more too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Sheene Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 The fact that Cyclist can use dual carriageways. This is just crazy when cyclist's this time of the year with very small dim lights and black clothing can ride on a dual carriageway with lorrys buses coaches cars coming at them at up to 70 mph with less room than a motorway where they are quite rightly banned. It's mental and there is a real threat of an accident. If i was a cyclist i would stay well clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 People who only read the headlines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 On 1/17/2016 at 21:48, Portred said: Coleslaw is now actually called slaw. No it ******* isn't. It's coleslaw. Wow: you have more anger issues than Collis1. You need to speak to someone. Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 People (usually women...sorry ladies) who approach a roundabout and when there is not another car coming from the right...still stop...then proceed...have they left their eyes at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Cold calls when you're just about to sit down to eat!! ...I usually answer and engage conversation and then just put the handset on the side and leave it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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