Mr Popodopolous Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 On 1/17/2016 at 23:32, Just Red said: I've learnt to never ever have eye contact with them. Soon as you do have eye contact they hone in on you. Look straight past them as if they don't exist and they get the message. I just pretend I am in the middle of phonecall or texting, never failed me yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 On 17 January 2016 at 23:37, The dastardly red said: Most of them wear stupid clown trousers as well, very annoying. No, that's mayors you're thinking of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 When your dying for a piss but your stuck in a traffic jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 12 hours ago, Slippin cider said: People (usually women...sorry ladies) who approach a roundabout and when there is not another car coming from the right...still stop...then proceed...have they left their eyes at home? Other women drivers (not all of them but lots) bug the crap out of me for things like this. Also the ones who are turning left and come to a virtual stop before turning, even if it's completely clear! Or people who aren't ready to go at traffic lights! It's not like you don't know they are going to change at some point! I swear I should have been a man sometimes because I don't drive like a woman. Male drivers annoy me for all the things they do equally, like those that deliberately get in the wrong lane because it's a bit quicker and then expect to be let in - denied! Parson St one way system for example, or the lights by Temple Meads to then go round past the Fowlers garage. Or those drivers who can't seem to read which lane they should be in by looking at either the signs or the writing in the road and then look surprised when you won't let them in. St Pauls junction coming into town when you need to be in the right hand lane to go round that way, but people get in the middle lane - which is to get back onto the motorway!!! I am not letting you in you berks!! Grrr! Must stop ranting about driving things or I'd be here all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Driving down the Portway a few weeks ago in slow moving (surprise surprise) traffic I was amazed to look in my rear view mirror and see a young woman doing her make up whilst driving along ! ...even reaching over to get things out of the glove box! ....she was looking in her mirror doing her eyes and lippy while doing a pretty poor job of trying to keep her car facing the right way! ...I had visions of her hitting the back of me so was glad when her moving make over was complete! ...here's a tip... Do your bloody make up before or after using your car ladies it's much safer!! ...never a copper around when you want one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Oh and people who have absolutely no idea of spacial awareness or how wide their vehicles are! ...followed someone who was on and off the brakes and gave way to everything coming towards them! ....s'that about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 And people who think it's cool to use fog lights when it's not foggy!!! ....it's not big,cool or clever it just makes you look a knob and is also illegal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 My wife calls me Victor.....no idea why .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 People that post four times, and don't give other posters a look-in. ....... sorry Dolls ........ you were saying ............. Uncle TFR-Moyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The way my day has gone id like to add humans to the list. What went so wrong with the human race? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team In Keynsham Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, smokey live said: The way my day has gone id like to add humans to the list. What went so wrong with the human race? Generally most of the things I hate are a result of people. I gave up on the bulk of humanity a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Bill Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Drivers who signal right when turning left off a roundabout. And "Muzak" in shops, restaurants, shopping malls and even car parks And Simon Cowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Drivers who, when the lights are set back on a road meaning that you can`t actually see either way on the road you`re joining move off when they change but still stop to look both ways before pulling out onto it. The lights wouldn`t change if it wasn`t safe to go FFS. Drivers who sit patiently at temporary traffic lights waiting for them to change when they can clearly see there`s nothing waiting or even approaching from the other end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 People who pretend (sorry, talk bollox) to know what is going on when talking about the next possible manager of a football club on a forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 20 hours ago, smokey live said: The way my day has gone id like to add humans to the list. What went so wrong with the human race? Yes - humans can be animals sometimes. Uncle TFR-Moyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 14 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: Drivers who, when the lights are set back on a road meaning that you can`t actually see either way on the road you`re joining move off when they change but still stop to look both ways before pulling out onto it. The lights wouldn`t change if it wasn`t safe to go FFS. Drivers who sit patiently at temporary traffic lights waiting for them to change when they can clearly see there`s nothing waiting or even approaching from the other end. And banGd, you get smashed by a fire engine jumping the lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Taxi for Rennie said: Yes - humans can be animals sometimes. Uncle TFR-Moyes And, of course, vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 couples in supermarkets who walk along next to each other doing their shopping TAKING UP MOST OF THE AISLE!!! Oh and old people shopping when I'm in there after work. YOU'RE RETIRED!!! YOU HAVE ALL DAY TO GO!! WHY ARE YOU IN THERE WHEN I AM WHEN I HAVE NO CHOICE WHEN I GO YOU SLOWCOACHES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: couples in supermarkets who walk along next to each other doing their shopping TAKING UP MOST OF THE AISLE!!! Oh and old people shopping when I'm in there after work. YOU'RE RETIRED!!! YOU HAVE ALL DAY TO GO!! WHY ARE YOU IN THERE WHEN I AM WHEN I HAVE NO CHOICE WHEN I GO YOU SLOWCOACHES! If it's me, I've probably just got up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 Daily Express weather stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 When you pull over to let someone out at a motorway junction the knob either matches you speed for speed just in your blind spot not letting you pull back in or even worse immediately bombs out in front of you cutting you up. Bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsofclay Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 When you arrive at a mini roundabout at the same time as drivers on your left and right and everyone stops dead and looks at each other. It is stalemate. I just seize the initiative and go, even though there is someone to my right. I cannot believe the amount of times I have done this and can only assume that if I wasn't out there seizing the initiative immediately that all the mini roundabouts in Bristol would be gridlocked. Also, I keep an old banger on the road but have paid nearly 200 quid a year in road tax these past few years despite having a low cc engine. Thankfully have a slightly newer model now and am paying 145 notes. Yet, those who can afford new motors, and therefore to shell out road tax, pay sod all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 Radio stations that make crap remixes of songs so they can play them to suit their theme. Kiss for example are forever remixing Adele and Ed Sheeran songs so they can make them dance songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Dollymarie said: Radio stations that make crap remixes of songs so they can play them to suit their theme. Kiss for example are forever remixing Adele and Ed Sheeran songs so they can make them dance songs Try radio 4. Also, 'calm down a bit'. FFS. Uncle TFR-Moyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 the city fan who thinks he's an expert who is alway on radio bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
And Its Smith Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 On 21 January 2016 at 10:07, Taxi for Rennie said: People that post four times, and don't give other posters a look-in. ....... sorry Dolls ........ you were saying ............. Uncle TFR-Moyes Is that 'Bristol Boy'? Talks with authority, so I assume most people believe what he says. I think I disagree with 98% of his words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 I've got a new one. Listing to live music last night in the pub when some juvenile idiot decides it would be fun to put some music on the juke box as well. WHY? FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 The fact that we in the UK still have to wait for shows from the U.S. X-files is back on in America as of tonight. The best we can get is channel 5 saying it'll be on early February!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURTZ Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 The panic that follows when I'm watching SkyTV, and I get a message comes up saying "To continue watching this program choose one of two programs you are recording to cancel" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 People who think wrestling is fake/scripted. get a life man, that stuff's real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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