WarksRobin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 As Robocop told us: Winners don’t do drugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddevon Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 The OP appears to have meant to start a thread on Luke Williams and in error re-quoted his own post from the pre - Man Red match thread! Perhaps we could start a fun thread of mixed thread posts and see where that leads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDOXO Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Love this thread. LETS DO THE TIMEWARP AGAAAAAIIIN! only this time Luke Williams is in charge of penalty taking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 #JeSuisLukeWilliams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, BRISTOL86 said: #JeSuisLukeWilliams #IStandWithLukeWilliams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK0wnag3 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Where is that humming and pointing coming from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Has he gone yet? Williams out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsince1994 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, ZiderEyed said: #IStandWithLukeWilliams #PrayForLukeWilliams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 I think the OP will be most disappointed when they log on and sees their thread is a hot topic, with a couple of pages of replies, but still no answer on how long Luke Williams will stay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 In fairness to the OP. His thread is no different to me at work. start off doing one thing with the best of intentions and end up then doing something completely different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Maybe its a new policy for the club. If you miss a penalty you get kicked out of the club. Tomlin, Luke Williams, who will be next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRISTOL86 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Big C said: Maybe its a new policy for the club. If you miss a penalty you get kicked out of the club. Tomlin, Luke Williams, who will be next? Sweet, let’s get O’Neill on pens ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxjak Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 No-one expects The Spanish Inquisition..............Why am I even Reading this bizarre thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtyeoDave Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Aaron Brown should take 2 of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dicks Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Bungle Williams used to take a damn good pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underhanded Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 I think the (5) penalty takers may be reference to a potential play off final that goes to penalties? My best guess anyway. Luke Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elhombrecito Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Alan Dicks said: Bungle Williams used to take a damn good pen Bring him in, when Luke Williams leaves we've got no other options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, WarksRobin said: As Robocop told us: Winners don’t do drugs Drugs don’t work they just make you worse . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cider-Head23 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 What's the location of the OP Amsterdam by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Red Army 75 said: Drugs don’t work they just make you worse . I CAN WHOLEHEARTEDLY VOUCH FOR DRUGS IN FACT WORKING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmersonsRed Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Paul Hartley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, ZiderEyed said: I CAN WHOLEHEARTEDLY VOUCH FOR DRUGS IN FACT WORKING Sound . Thanks for the advice. I’m getting some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 This is serious. Perhaps as a show of support for Luke Williams we fans could have one minute of applause on the 8th minute of half time in the Dolman block gents toilets. #clapforluke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 My Dad always said to me, son, never drink Special Brew for breakfast as things like this happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiderEyed Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: This is serious. Perhaps as a show of support for Luke Williams we fans could have one minute of applause on the 8th minute of half time in the Dolman block gents toilets. #clapforluke Or we could all cut our hair off, #GoBaldForLuke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glynriley Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Sniper said: My Dad always said to me, son, never drink Special Brew for breakfast as things like this happen It's either that or @dunsteralis auditioning for the new Cheech and Chong movie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Major Isewater said: I'm sure they've all got cracks. & cocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Alcohol and an internet connection are rarely a good idea matey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, ZiderEyed said: Or we could all cut our hair off, #GoBaldForLuke Bit extreme. How about we contact the Federation Of Retired City Executives? That way we can say "Use the FORCE Luke" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Fox Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Perhaps Luke Williams contract has a penalty clause? Is that what this thread is about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 I'm selling tickets to a musical starring @dunsteral and @bristolcitysweden entitled: "What The **** Is Going On!" Songs include "Get Your Hands Off My Beer" and "You Don't Get Hangovers If You Stay Drunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: Alcohol and an internet connection are rarely a good idea matey. Stuff the internet connection, booze and a vacuum cleaner is your way forward . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Fordy62 said: You’d better hope and pray that we make it safe into our own world. You're the copper here, stop f'ing about with frivolous comments and organise a raid on the OP's premises, you'll probably need a sniffer dog unit, its odds on you'll find something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Gordon Owen should take one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiale Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Poor op - did not delete the text in his reply box/thread box and closed it at some point - only for it to come back and haunt him. So op - what did you want to really talk about, we are listening !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Super said: Gordon Owen should take one. One of whatever the OP is on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyderInACan Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Fiale said: Poor op - did not delete the text in his reply box/thread box and closed it at some point - only for it to come back and haunt him. So op - what did you want to really talk about, we are listening !!!! No - we're not really are we! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Super said: Gordon Owen should take one. It’s contagious. Stop it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leveller Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 You’ve obviously all missed the point. In an effort to make Soccer more exciting, President Trump has announced that matches will no longer be allowed to end in a tie. From today, all drawn matches will indeed be followed by a penalty shoot out. By coincidence, our match at Bolton is the first British match to be affected by this new rule, which has been endorsed by FIFA now they have been told about it. Any country that fails to comply will be invaded by US Marines - except Mexico as there is a wall in the damn way. Luke Williams has objected and is expected to resign shortly. Clear? I’m amazed you missed this on BBC News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Leveller said: You’ve obviously all missed the point. In an effort to make Soccer more exciting, President Trump has announced that matches will no longer be allowed to end in a tie. From today, all drawn matches will indeed be followed by a penalty shoot out. By coincidence, our match at Bolton is the first British match to be affected by this new rule, which has been endorsed by FIFA now they have been told about it. Any country that fails to comply will be invaded by US Marines - except Mexico as there is a wall in the damn way. Luke Williams has objected and is expected to resign shortly. Clear? I’m amazed you missed this on BBC News. Fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Super said: If you google him this man comes up Bush wackers eh? What did the bush ever do to Luke Williams? Just sat there minding it's own, breeze rippling it's leaves and along comes Luke with a gert wack. Starting a gofundme shortly to raise money for a years supply of Baby Bio to help the bush get over this mindless abuse from Luke Williams. #prayforthebush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Septic Peg said: Bush wackers eh? What did the bush ever do to Luke Williams? Just sat there minding it's own, breeze rippling it's leaves and along comes Luke with a gert wack. Starting a gofundme shortly to raise money for a years supply of Baby Bio to help the bush get over this mindless abuse from Luke Williams. #prayforthebush I expect a lot of OTIBers already pray for bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 hours ago, dunsteral said: Who will our 5 (or more) penalty takers be? Given that we have only scored 4 penalties in 2017 (presumably because that is all we have been awarded), and none of the takers are still with us (abraham x 2, tomlin and cotterill), we are not exactly blessed with penalty takers in form. Who do you think will step up to the plate? Flint who walks on water will probably be willing, patterson (if he is on the pitch), pack, reid,wright would be my choices but with little confidence. Hope we dont need them (be positive). 2 hours ago, Super said: Who is Luke Williams? 2 hours ago, Negan said: Am I in a coma? What the hell is going on here. 2 hours ago, BigTone said: You mean I have a brother ? 1 hour ago, 1bristolcity said: So how long has Abraham been gone? 43 minutes ago, maxjak said: No-one expects The Spanish Inquisition..............Why am I even Reading this bizarre thread 19 minutes ago, Grey Fox said: Perhaps Luke Williams contract has a penalty clause? Is that what this thread is about? ffs I've no f'ing idea anymore, dunno if this is relevant but do you know that ..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deTGYinacYg ? .....not anymore though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarksRobin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 40 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Drugs don’t work they just make you worse . Sneaky Richard Ashcroft reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vincent Vega Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Twisting my melon man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 For some reason this thread made this song pop in to my head. The end of the song in particular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 47 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: It’s contagious. Stop it . That's what they said about Gordon Owen's penalty taking skills. It went something like... "If he keeps taking penalties like that it will take the contagious to score" At least that's what it sounded like to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Midlands Robin said: That's what they said about Gordon Owen's penalty taking skills. It went something like... "If he keeps taking penalties like that it will take the contagious to score" At least that what it sounded like to me. Swindon one was horrendous. Worst I’ve ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said: Swindon one was horrendous. Worst I’ve ever seen I remember Wembley when he stepped up 40,000 fans saying for **** sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 42 minutes ago, Sir Colby-Tit said: I expect a lot of OTIBers already pray for bush @Rudolf Hucker does hourly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Army 75 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Super said: I remember Wembley when he stepped up 40,000 fans saying for **** sake! I seem to remember the fans calling for Joe Jordan to take it . Might be wrong. Gordon ******* Owen. Wasn’t a bad player besides being shit from 12yards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 hours ago, dunsteral said: Who will our 5 (or more) penalty takers be? Given that we have only scored 4 penalties in 2017 (presumably because that is all we have been awarded), and none of the takers are still with us (abraham x 2, tomlin and cotterill),. Not quite true, Tomlin missed a penalty against Burton Albion. The goalkeeper he was facing that day? Luke Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Corner Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 I think Gordon Parr should take a penalty kick, if his knee injury isn’t too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcdc Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Icelandic Clap said: 5 takers you say? Frankie Steele O'Leary Wollacott Begovic. Done. Errm, that’s 6... and anyway, who is Done, and when did we sign hiim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1960maaan Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 57 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said: For some reason this thread made this song pop in to my head. The end of the song in particular. Ahhh where would we be without a HMHB reference in a OTIB thread that drifts into a parallel universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 hours ago, 1bristolcity said: So how long has Abraham been gone? According to the Jewish religion, he died in 1725BC so getting on for 4000 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendyredredrobin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: According to the Jewish religion, he died in 1725BC so getting on for 4000 years. How did they know it was BC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: How did they know it was BC? Wikipedia I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said: How did they know it was BC? They didnt. That's the Christian conversion; the Jews believe him to have been born in the year 1948 following Creation. I love the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: They didnt. That's the Christian conversion; the Jews believe him to have been born in the year 1948 following Creation. I love the internet Tammy Abraham was born in 1948? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolf Hucker Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said: Tammy Abraham was born in 1948? Yes. And then founded the Jewish nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCFCinNW6 Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 hours ago, ZiderEyed said: Luke Williams. The Cherry on the Luke Williams cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledAjax Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: Yes. And then founded the Jewish nation. Yet some people have the cheek to say he's unproven at a national level. Unbelievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Head Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 45 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said: According to the Jewish religion, he died in 1725BC so getting on for 4000 years. Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Red Hat Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, Richard Head said: Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham? Yep. I believe I saw him practising penalties up at Failand earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big C Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Richard Head said: Has anybody here seen my old friend Abraham? Not your friend Abraham but I’ve seen Father Abraham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Head Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, Roger Red Hat said: Yep. I believe I saw him practising penalties up at Failand earlier. I just looked around and he was gone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Louie Donowa goal Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 More than happy for Luke Williams to take them not seen him miss one penalty for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Head Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, Big C said: Not your friend Abraham but I’ve seen Father Abraham But isn't he from the blue side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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