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Bar BS3

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4 hours ago, redcityman said:

clearly geography isn't high on your average gasheads academic aspirations. 

Nor is maths. They seem to think that the simple pattern of addition goes 498,499, 500, 2,001, 2,002...

when counting their away support. 

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50 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Sags won’t be jealous at all, they are getting ANOTHER tent after all, reading some of their comments some of them appear to like it now they are staying there, funny that ain’t it, and UWE was bland :facepalm: yet a couple of years ago it was far better than ‘tarted up trashton gate’ and suddenly it was in the best interests of the club to turn UWE down, of course it was, all because that ever so lovely owner of theirs said so, it was all bull and they lapped it up as always, worst set of fans on this planet, they deserve Chernobyl.

 

Nobody deserves Chernobyl and the dead and dying should at least get/have our respect. 

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6 hours ago, reddoh said:

Nobody deserves Chernobyl and the dead and dying should at least get/have our respect. 

Chernobyl = nickname for the cabbage patch they call home.

He said that they deserve that, not to suffer from a nuclear explosion...

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19 hours ago, ZiderEyed said:

Pray for the teds imo. They just don't understand that being relegated out of the entire league was the best thing that ever happened to us!

What a ******* idiotic statement.

A bit like saying the best thing about a delicious steak is when, having been digested, it drops out of your body as a turd.

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Bottom half finish.

One win in their last eleven games.

Two wins since Feb 13th.

Minus 6 goal difference.

Spent the Matty Taylor money on a “striker” who scored one league goal in 39 games.

Not a ******* chance that The Post will mention any of the above.

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24 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Bottom half finish.

One win in their last eleven games.

Two wins since Feb 13th.

Minus 6 goal difference.

Spent the Matty Taylor money on a “striker” who scored one league goal in 39 games.

Not a ******* chance that The Post will mention any of the above.

More defeats than victories.

Having to play in the Checkatrade Trophy again.

Joining the FA Cup in the 1st round again.

Others will add to this list of woes I'm sure.

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26 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Bottom half finish.

One win in their last eleven games.

Two wins since Feb 13th.

Minus 6 goal difference.

Spent the Matty Taylor money on a “striker” who scored one league goal in 39 games.

Not a ******* chance that The Post will mention any of the above.

These things take time.

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21 minutes ago, 22A said:

More defeats than victories.

Having to play in the Checkatrade Trophy again.

Joining the FA Cup in the 1st round again.

Others will add to this list of woes I'm sure.

Are they absolutely certain they're following the one step back three steps forward plan and not the three steps back one step forward alternative?

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5 hours ago, Kid in the Riot said:

Plymouth took 1,400 to Gillingham today. The sags took less than 1k to Southend despite less of a distance. :facepalm:

Plymouth are a much bigger club than Rovers, Plymouth’s away support has always been excellent considering the distance they have to travel

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Eddie Hitler

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Marvellous, isn't it :worship2:

Ollie Clarke picked up an early booking for a challenge on Southend captain John White, and continued to throw himself into tackles.

Just before the half time whistle, the midfielder was penalised again, this time for a tackle on Sam Mantom. Referee Anthony Coggins had no hesitation in showing Clarke a second booking, but then proceeded to walk away from the Rovers No.8.

However after an apparent reminder from Southend forward Simon Cox, Coggins marched back over to Clarke to show him the red card.

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On 04/05/2018 at 10:19, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Standard for Sagheads.

Tell them the facts and they press the block button rather than argue. Pussy’s.

The truth obviously hurts.

 

Blocking is standard. I have to read their shit about 2nd May 1990 and not only how they “deserved it” but how funny it was that they nipped in to steal the Championship trophy at our expense. Then as soon as I post celebrations of our league and cup double I am blocked or unfriended, or no longer followed. How ******* pathetic is that? Some of these are supposedly mature blokes. Don’t ******* dish it out if you can’t take some back (with a bit on top and some actual facts thrown in). 

It’s the Sags primitive defence mechanism.

As Neanderthals with small club syndrome they are programmed to celebrate anything that makes them feel BIGGER than the the Ted’s. Even if it is for seconds. It’s like Sag Tourettes and once they realise what they have done they literally have to hide and go to la-la land until it is all over. In the case of the Conference this silence can last for up to 2 years.

On 04/05/2018 at 10:29, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Yeah, they really looked like they were celebrating on May 3rd 2014. :rofl2br:

It might have made them take a step back and re-evaluate things (like any club after a relegation) but that doesn’t stop it being massively embarrassing for them and very entertaining for us. They’re no further forward now than they were under Higgs in 2007 even with new (supposedly wealthy) owners who, lets face it, appear to have done very little. 

Not sure what ‘Mancgas’ is trying to say in his response as he’s either thick or does not have English as his first language?

As I’ve mentioned before about the the whole ‘franchise’ thing...only one Bristol club has left Bristol in the past to play in a different City and only one Bristol club has recently made plans to leave Bristol again.

Franchise Gas.

Yes, the franchise statement from the Dwane Sport franchise of the Channel Islands.

MancGas has clearly malfunctioned which is standard for a Sag faced with facts.

If 2014 did them so good did they pick up all of those football banning orders for “celebrating”? Why was the Steward put into row Z? Why was Dobbin “Punched”, why did the young lad “crack” the copper in the middle of the pitch? Didn’t look like those supporters who stormed on the pitch after Mansfield went to the box to applaud Higgs? Was Mike “Two Divorces” tears simply tears of joy? “Muhdumm”, did they run across to the Mansfield supporters looking for Ted infiltrators to “Hug”?, Why did they fall silent for 2 years?

On 04/05/2018 at 10:58, BCFC11 said:

Only #gaslogic would say that getting relegated out the entire football league would be a good thing. :facepalm:

#Gaslogic is a mental disorder. It’s called Paranoid Schizophrenia. Effectively you see things that aren’t there, believe you are someone else with magical powers, and then when things go tits up you deny any recollection of it.

On 04/05/2018 at 20:06, Midlands Robin said:

Ah, more #gaslogic.

Bristol Sport - Company registered in Bristol, Owner lives in the Channel Islands. Booooo tax dodging sheed. Bad bad bad.

Dwayne Sport - Company registered in the Channel Islands, Owner lives in Bristol. Hooray, he's such nice man, Sag legend, we love him, good good good.

********. :laugh:

Don’t let the facts get in the way. They will go on lockdown. Steve Lansdown was a Sag you know!

On 04/05/2018 at 20:16, ZiderEyed said:

Pray for the teds imo. They just don't understand that being relegated out of the entire league was the best thing that ever happened to us!

What a ******* idiotic statement.

That’s it though we DO UNDERSTAND and agree that it was the best thing that ever happened to you Sags. Beats your 0-0 Watney Cup victory hands down. We still believe it was the best thing and have devoted a 704 page thread dedicated to it’s honour and your ongoing gift provisions.

On 04/05/2018 at 20:45, daored said:

@Cheesleysmate do you have one of our special friends and his thatcher years comment ?

@Ska Junkie had it and realeased my “Remix” a few months back. It truly is comedy gold. You want to watch a Sag wither when it is played to them?! You would be hard pushed to find a Sag that can tolerate it until the end. They generally walk of as soon as Geoffrey Twentyman says “Any idea of where Alfreton is?” 

On 04/05/2018 at 23:03, BCFC11 said:

Sags won’t be jealous at all, they are getting ANOTHER tent after all, reading some of their comments some of them appear to like it now they are staying there, funny that ain’t it, and UWE was bland :facepalm: yet a couple of years ago it was far better than ‘tarted up trashton gate’ and suddenly it was in the best interests of the club to turn UWE down, of course it was, all because that ever so lovely owner of theirs said so, it was all bull and they lapped it up as always, worst set of fans on this planet, they deserve Chernobyl.

 

18,000 all white plastic seater Big Top on the way for the clowns. Mind the Gap.

Just proves a point that they have been obsessively reading our Sir Colin Day celebrations and have been hurt beyond belief as they were back in 2014. 

Best thing that ever happened to them my arse! Wonder if they will still be saying that when DC eventually ***** off and they are languishing at the foot of League 2 again with rain pouring through holes in the tents?!

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22A

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Just to cheer us up after today's (laclk of) performance. My daughter has been bought an Alexa, so like someone else on here, I tested it.

"Alexa; how many teams are there in Bristol"?

"I know of only one football team in Bristol; Bristol City FC"!

If you're on friendly terms with a gashead, buy him/her an Alexa for Christmas or birthday.

 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I see Bodin got sent off for two yellows today, the first for punching the ball into the net and the second for diving.

Once a s*g always a s*g.

I remember a Barnsley player getting sent off at Ashton Gate for two yellows - the first was for having a go at the linesman whilst warming up as a sub and the second was for running towards their fans after they scored....I love two totally avoidable and pointless yellows! And I did giggle when Bodin was sent off today for basically cheating - TWICE...hehe...

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2 minutes ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

I remember a Barnsley player getting sent off at Ashton Gate for two yellows - the first was for having a go at the linesman whilst warming up as a sub and the second was for running towards their fans after they scored....I love two totally avoidable and pointless yellows! And I did giggle when Bodin was sent off today for basically cheating - TWICE...hehe...

You can take the boy out of Horfield.....................................

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2 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

You can take the boy out of Horfield.....................................

Another of their heroes sold for around £300k ....... the last centre forward we sold went for around £15m....gap? More like a chasm....

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Lanterne Rouge

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1 minute ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

Another of their heroes sold for around £300k ....... 

Don`t worry, they`ll invest it wisely no doubt. Some good deals on patio furniture at the moment now the sun`s come out. 

They might even have enough over for a barbeque for the director`s lounge.

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12 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

I see Bodin got sent off for two yellows today, the first for punching the ball into the net and the second for diving.

Once a s*g always a s*g.

He looks like he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. This confirms it. No wonder why he was a fan favourite for the Pikeys.

 

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Just now, Sergio Georgini said:

He looks like he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. This confirms it. No wonder why he was a fan favourite for the Pikeys.

 

Jeff summed him up on Soccer Special today;

`He`s not really set the world alight since signing from Bristol R*vers`

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4 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

Don`t worry, they`ll invest it wisely no doubt. Some good deals on patio furniture at the moment now the sun`s come out. 

They might even have enough over for a barbeque for the director`s lounge.

‘Lounge’ - that’s bigging it up! Although a while ago they did tweet that new carpets and curtains had been purchased, together with a new canopy to go over the hospitality entrance....so I suppose it’s getting a bit closer to something that could be called a ‘lounge’ ....

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1 minute ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

‘Lounge’ - that’s bigging it up! Although a while ago they did tweet that new carpets and curtains had been purchased, together with a new canopy to go over the hospitality entrance....so I suppose it’s getting a bit closer to something that could be called a ‘lounge’ ....

I think you mean cleaned don`t you? 

#evolutionnotrevolution

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Bar BS3

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7 minutes ago, myol'man said:

This thread will now quietly slip down the pages.....

 

 

 

until they do something ridiculous as usual!

See you soon   :gasmask:

When are they planning an open top bus tour for finishing top of the league... before realising it was the second page..?!

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49 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

This thread will make you chuckle.

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12194/snake-bodin?page=5

Bitter, much?

No idea where their claim Taylor is on 16k a week comes from, I would be surprised if it was that high.

Is it £16k now? They started off claiming it was £12k a week, then £13k, up to £15k...keeps going up.

None of them have a clue what he’s earning. I think it’s just what they tell themselves to help them sleep at night. It must be pretty upsetting to know that your best player couldn’t wait to get out of ‘da famous quarterz’ and come and join a proper football club.

Glad to see most of them on there are still crying about it, clearly haven’t got over it :laughcont:

Its also funny how they’re discussing whether he’d be welcome back. Obviously they’re overlooking the fact that after Taylor joined us their childish management made us promise that no players would swap Bristol clubs ever again in what was a clearly a stunt to try and stop them all shitting their pants in rage.

 

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On 06/05/2018 at 21:51, Red Right Hand said:

Jeff summed him up on Soccer Special today;

`He`s not really set the world alight since signing from Bristol R*vers`

He hadn't really set the world alight with them anyway... 

Then again apparently he was the best all round player they'd had in years apparently so he can't be expected to be anything more than a decent league one player

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1 minute ago, JBFC II said:

I doubt he'll be on half of 16k a week, 500 quid a week would have been an increase on his wage there so I doubt we needed to give him too much... 

You are forgetting the extra couple of grand a week we agreed to, for telling us his buy out clause..!

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Read most of page 1 before I snapped back into my own life and realised I couldn't give a **** about the half arsed ramblings of that bunch of *****. But the one comment that made me chuckle  was the ***** who mentioned about 'Snake' leaving them in the lurch with 'no handover' when Taylor more than doubled his pay packet (see Fordy's post above) and went to a bigger, more successful football club without needing to move house. I bet that same delusional **** was Walking himself sideways when Taylor shook hands on a deal with Oxford before going back to extract more money from the Jordanian gazillionaire, and joyfully repeated that handshake after scoring for the Blue Few against Oxford a few weeks later

I ******* hate that lot. I watch those videos about them being the 5th richest club in the country (or was it the world?) and how they're going to pass the 'shit' on their glorious promotion to the PL when I feel sad about what has happened here since Christmas, just to cheer myself up

I know it's been said a thousand times, but they really do keep giving, don't they? Like the ginger haired stepson no one ever wanted

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4 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

You are forgetting the extra couple of grand a week we agreed to, for telling us his buy out clause..!

Ah yes, as rovers are the only club in the history of football to put a buy put clause on a players contract but not want anyone to know about it, idiots... 

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3 minutes ago, JBFC II said:

Ah yes, as rovers are the only club in the history of football to put a buy put clause on a players contract but not want anyone to know about it, idiots... 

I think they are the only club that tell the press about the details and then cry when people know about it..!

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No I would not. What I do remember, was Matty Taylor having photographs taken of himself in the dug-outs at the MEM, with a smile from ear to ear because he could not believe his luck having left FGR for BRFC, he showed no class and loyalty to FGR and he showed less C&L towards BRFC  when he joined the ****. However, when he joined BRFC DC showed a shed load of loyalty towards him, he did not score many goals in his first few months. Ickle Lee showed Taylor no loyalty“

 

Or maybe it’s because you had no other players to pick..

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I have it on good authority that the planned redevelopment of the rugby ground and, the new development of the colony training facility, won't be announced just yet as, "these things take time".

Having not read most of the Bristol Rovers Evening Post reports, on that club. Could someone update me on the latest star player coming through the ranks that the Bristol Rovers Evening Post/propaganda machine, are going to big up and con some unsuspecting club into parting with a shedload of cash, to enable them to pay their owners a bit more interest.

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6 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

This thread will make you chuckle.

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/12194/snake-bodin?page=5

Bitter, much?

No idea where their claim Taylor is on 16k a week comes from, I would be surprised if it was that high.

Blimey! They want ain’t Chips with their salt over there? Never seen a more bitter thread.

Noticed one of them mention MT on a video singing our version of Irene, anyone seen this? First I’ve heard of it.

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3 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Blimey! They want ain’t Chips with their salt over there? Never seen a more bitter thread.

Noticed one of them mention MT on a video singing our version of Irene, anyone seen this? First I’ve heard of it.

I like the bit where Taylor shat on them for leaving for 300k (a clause the club agreed with), and in the same thread they claim he isn't that good and will be back in League 1 shortly.... which sort of suggests 300k was the fair market value for him.

As for LJ not playing him... Well with Taylor being injured and the goals from Tammy, Bobby and FD9 over the last couple of years, most players would have struggled to start ahead of them.

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9 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

I like the bit where Taylor shat on them for leaving for 300k (a clause the club agreed with), and in the same thread they claim he isn't that good and will be back in League 1 shortly.... which sort of suggests 300k was the fair market value for him.

As for LJ not playing him... Well with Taylor being injured and the goals from Tammy, Bobby and FD9 over the last couple of years, most players would have struggled to start ahead of them.

They all thought he was great and a legend when he turnt oxford down to stay at the Mem though didn’t they, now he’s every name under the sun because he left for us to better himself though. Can’t have it both way Gasholes.

He’s had shit luck with injuries this season but if rumours are true and Bobby is off then I think we’ll see a lot more of MT next season and given a decent run of games I reckon he’ll do very well.

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17 minutes ago, BCFC11 said:

Blimey! They want ain’t Chips with their salt over there? Never seen a more bitter thread.

Noticed one of them mention MT on a video singing our version of Irene, anyone seen this? 

No, because it never happened. As per usual they just make stuff up as they go along like a bunch of attention seeking children. 

They do have form when it comes to lying through their teeth as we all know.

 

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3 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

No, because it never happened. As per usual they just make stuff up as they go along like a bunch of attention seeking children. 

They do have form when it comes to lying through their teeth as we all know.

 

I thought as much, wouldn’t of heard the end of it if it were true.

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1 hour ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

No, because it never happened. As per usual they just make stuff up as they go along like a bunch of attention seeking children. 

They do have form when it comes to lying through their teeth as we all know.

 

Would the person claiming a Taylor singing video be king of the bullshit, used computer repair man and all round gammon, henbury?

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7 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Would the person claiming a Taylor singing video be king of the bullshit, used computer repair man and all round gammon, henbury?

Not sure it makes any difference tbf, if your a Sag the bullshit just flows with it.

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