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They are born in the same City as us, attend the same schools as us, have everything in life that we have. What is it that makes them like this? 
There must be some weird paranormal activity going on at Da Mem - as soon as anyone born and bred in our fair city walks into that place they seem to immediately lose all ability to understand facts and basic maths. 
What happens to them? It’s a strange phenomenon. 

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2 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

W.T.F. do you know about the Championship ?

Your tinpot outfit has not been in the Championship for 30 years 

Asshead

Using their flawed logic, and in the same way that we have ‘never been in the Premier League’, have they ever been in The Championship? My memory is a bit misty after so many years but I thought they were bouncing around the lower leagues when the Championship was formed.

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1 hour ago, Hot Air said:

You realise that the 'sheikh' stuff is borderline racist, don't you? Or perhaps you don't? 

If Lansdown decided to invest in his local community, he'd be investing in Guernsey. 

If you believe it to be racist or offensive in any way you can report the post and a moderator will review it. Alternatively you could just **** off back to the tented-ish village.

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1 hour ago, Rudolf Hucker said:Others have already corrected your erroneous statement. Last night’s  attendance was 12,756 with just 780 away supporters so it would appear that neither their nor your supporters could be bothered to turn up. 

Come on, be fair, 780 travelling fans is pretty impressive for a team which was only recently playing non-league football?

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44 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

On a more serious note, the sudden appearance of "failed spy Gas", has made me hanker for the more reasonable contributors, so does anyone know how @In the Net is doing with her health battle?

All clear according to her posts on their forum closed shop.

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1 hour ago, Harry said:

as soon as anyone born and bred in our fair city walks into that place they seem to immediately lose all ability to understand facts and basic maths. 
What happens to them? It’s a strange phenomenon. 

Somthing to do with a boil on the arse of the Horfield time space continuum.

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4 hours ago, Hot Air said:

To be fair, JB has bigger fish to fry. He was a PL player who was capped by England. Let's be honest - before he became Rovers manager, he was barely aware of your existence. 

To be fair, JB isn’t the only one.

I wasn’t aware of @slartibartfast’s existence until a couple of years ago.

We arranged to meet, however, and whilst I didn’t recognise him at first as he wasn’t wearing his hat, he turned out to be quite a nice chap.

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32 minutes ago, supercidered said:

Where has Hot Air gone? 

I nipped out to the local shop for some popcorn to settle down and watch Hot Air getting the OTIB treatment but no more posts.

C'mon Hot Air pleeeeaase come back and join in the fun. At your expense. 

Perhaps someone has taken his/her lid off and they've merely floated away..............never to be seen or heard of again. Here's hoping.

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2 hours ago, Kodjias Wrist said:

@Hot Air you still haven't admitted how wildy false the attendances are between us and Charlton. Why is that? 

Of course You won’t get a reply…

The delusional gypos could only dream of getting home gates of 20k plus, lets just remember the last time they did it was in the late 1950’s ??

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1 hour ago, petehinton said:

Hmmmm, interesting.  This councillor accuses one set of councillors of using the tented village as a 'political football' by then issuing her own statement that smacks strongly of being a political football!!  Lovely 

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6 hours ago, Sheltons Army said:

‘Borderline racist’ ????

What a melt

 

Btw Using ‘Hot air’ although appropriate as it’s what you sags specialise in , it doesn’t actually reflect the stench of gas

Hilarious that you don’t lose for a few games and suddenly are on here giving it the big un en route to the Premier League ??

 

Say what you like about our fan base but almost wholly realistic about football matters whilst you lot become completely deluded ?

You should be grateful that you are a League Club again and can’t get eliminated before Round 1 of the League Cup

 

Its funny - when I hear you lot to us as 'tinpot', I only have to think back just over two decades, when the bassist/drummer of Bros (sorry, genuinely can't remember/care), was your chairman. For those less senior, Bros have a strong claim to be one of the worst UK bands of all time, and I was genuinely embarrassed for your club and its fanbase. At the time we were being run by the Dunfords - a solid, decent and unstated chairmanship. 

Then you met Steve Lansdown, a leading practitioner of Anglo-Saxon vulture capitalism, and the rest is history. 

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