double-trouble Posted March 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 "any colour you like king phillips" said the dunfords" But can you give us an hour ? " they asked " But why ? " was Flappers reply" So we can draw the picture with lots of different numbers on so that you don't get confused ".......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NICKJNEATE Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 "but I'm confused already chief" said flappy. "you know that number 1 is the only number i think of and the only number i care for" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 8, 2008 Report Share Posted March 8, 2008 "but I'm confused already chief" said flappy. "you know that number 1 is the only number i think of and the only number i care for"The Dunfords' impressed by flappers one-dimensional thinking inadvertently made a big mistake "but what if you get injured or suspended. What would happen then"Enraged flapper.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted March 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 The Dunfords' impressed by flappers one-dimensional thinking inadvertently made a big mistake "but what if you get injured or suspended. What would happen then"Enraged flapper....picked up his paint brush , his art gloves ( sorry keepers gloves ) and his early learning centre paint pots and stormed out of the ground ."I know when I'm not wanted I've been here before just down the road" he shouts back...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted March 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 picked up his paint brush , his art gloves ( sorry keepers gloves ) and his early learning centre paint pots and stormed out of the ground ."I know when I'm not wanted I've been here before just down the road" he shouts back......Flapper went straight home in a mood , to see if there were any bids above a fiver , for his F.A Cup quarter final shirt that he offered on e-bay............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NICKJNEATE Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 The only bid was from a mr Dale Winton. An email was included and in this email mr winton was asking if the "player" was included in the price because dale was very impressed with his limp wristed action on sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted March 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 The only bid was from a mr Dale Winton. An email was included and in this email mr winton was asking if the "player" was included in the price because dale was very impressed with his limp wristed action on sundayWhen Flapper replied to the e-mail address and clicked send there was a beep and he was through to Supermarket Sweep .Now Dales supermarket site was full of football tat .There was an original till receipt from a night out with Gazza and Five bellies , signed of course and longer than a toilet roll , The 2008 annual of famous Bristol Rovers ex home grounds and a test tube of the most polluted air in the country believed to be from around the Carrington training ground car park of Man Utd which was full of gas guzzling tanks ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinC Posted June 7, 2008 Report Share Posted June 7, 2008 When Flapper replied to the e-mail address and clicked send there was a beep and he was through to Supermarket Sweep . Now Dales supermarket site was full of football tat . There was an original till receipt from a night out with Gazza and Five bellies , signed of course and longer than a toilet roll , The 2008 annual of famous Bristol Rovers ex home grounds and a test tube of the most polluted air in the country believed to be from around the Carrington training ground car park of Man Utd which was full of gas guzzling tanks ....... Flapper realised that this was the closest he was ever likely to get to a real football set up, having gone over to the dark side, so he enthusiastically embraced the opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicolin Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Flapper realised that this was the closest he was ever likely to get to a real football set up, having gone over to the dark side, so he enthusiastically embraced the opportunity. or was he thinking that this was the end of his career . just then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 or was he thinking that this was the end of his career . just then Adriano Basso appreared to him in a vision " do not be bitter" said the Brazillian "you must grow up and always believe that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bissellredhead Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Adriano Basso appreared to him in a vision " do not be bitter" said the Brazillian "you must grow up and always believe that... Bristol Rovers will one day have a shed to call their own, and they will name it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Bristol Rovers will one day have a shed to call their own, and they will name it.... The spud shed. It will have seven more seats than we already have and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 The spud shed. It will have seven more seats than we already have and... have a grass eco friendly roof. Flapper, gobsmacked from this vison, wondered if the mushroom omelette he'd eaten... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 But still managed to utter from his mishapen mouth....'Robbo, what happened to the bet where you'd give money to charity if City got fined for a pitch invasion?' 'Ah', said Robbo, twisting like a weasel caught in a weasel trap, 'there is a very implausable and shot full of holes excuse for me not stumping up for being wrong (when as far as I'm concerned I never am) and that barn full of cobblers is....' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 But still managed to utter from his mishapen mouth....'Robbo, what happened to the bet where you'd give money to charity if City got fined for a pitch invasion?' 'Ah', said Robbo, twisting like a weasel caught in a weasel trap, 'there is a very implausable and shot full of holes excuse for me not stumping up for being wrong (when as far as I'm concerned I never am) and that barn full of cobblers is....' 'Don't change the subject' Basso told Flapper 'you must always believe that you are lucky to be a professional goalkeeper, because you don't know how to judge a cross' 'but...' whined Flapper I..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 'Don't change the subject' Basso told Flapper 'you must always believe that you are lucky to be a professional goalkeeper, because you don't know how to judge a cross' 'but...' whined Flapper I..... am an amazing keeper. The other week in training i actually caught the ball, honest, but basso wasnt convinced... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted June 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 am an amazing keeper. The other week in training i actually caught the ball, honest, but basso wasnt convinced... Flapper knew he was to be called back to pre season training early by Dollop to work on this and his other weaknesses . Having been there now since two days after their season ended , he felt as he was surely going to be a a candidate for next seasons PFA team..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Flapper knew he was to be called back to pre season training early by Dollop to work on this and his other weaknesses . Having been there now since two days after their season ended , he felt as he was surely going to be a a candidate for next seasons PFA team..... but Basso put him right. Deflated, Flapper suddenly realised that playing for the gas was just like... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted June 21, 2008 Report Share Posted June 21, 2008 Taking... ONE STEP FORWARDS AND TWO STEPS BACK, NOBODY GETS TOO FAR LIKE THAT. Basso looked flappy flapperson in his cross eyes and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwicolin Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 i always believe. then something strange happened . in the distance a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 i always believe. then something strange happened . in the distance a dark cloud was moving fast across the sky, heading towards...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 dark cloud was moving fast across the sky, heading towards...... Flappy flapperson's "house". "Oh no" said flappy flapperson, "my husband ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Flappy flapperson's "house". "Oh no" said flappy flapperson, "my husband ... sorry...erm... my wife looks like she could be in for a soaking. Flapper took his mobile from his pocket and dropped it. Basso sighed and sadly shook his head and with his super quick reactions caught the phone as it dropped. He put the mobile to his ear and a...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Tansley Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 Magic turnip fell from the sky, somehow Flapper caught the mysterious turnip and in his glee at this achievement he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BITW Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Fainted, Basso rolled his eyes and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Tansley Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 took the magic turnip from the clutches of flapper, after careful observations he concluded the turnip was a message from god telling him to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted August 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 took the magic turnip from the clutches of flapper, after careful observations he concluded the turnip was a message from god telling him to... always believe.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 always believe. that every sinner is capable of redemption.Basso glanced down at Flapper and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double-trouble Posted August 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 that every sinner is capable of redemption.Basso glanced down at Flapper and..... glanced back up quickly thinking again about what he had said in haste . But Basso being the GOD that he is held out his hand and offered it to Flapper............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mart Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 glanced back up quickly thinking again about what he had said in haste . But Basso being the GOD that he is held out his hand and offered it to Flapper............ Flapper reached out for the hand, but missed. "Its not my fault" shouted flapper looking around to find someone to blame "Its the defence, they are crap" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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