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Jason Knight will be 12 so Max will be No.1

That is wonderful news. That dwindling band of buck toothed webbed feet neanderthals who turn up to watch them can look at that blank end and be constantly reminded of how tinpot they all are. Perhaps Sainsburys could advertise on that blank board.

Babestation Fake Fanta Windyass 9 The "disabled" stand "These things takes time" & "tied up in confidentiality agreements" mumbo jumbo Chasers night club entrance

"Due to issues outside of our control" So its the Council's fault they didn't submit any detailed information in time, only the fag packet sketch. It's the local resident's fault that they didn't turn up at 4pm on a weekday at 24 hours notice for the public consultation. I pity the 500 Barnsley fans who will be shoe horned into that corner of the dump. Half of them will have a lovely view of the dodgy building site in front of them because they've moved the pitch further away already to accommodate the wonderfully tacky meccano stand. As usual it's everyone else's fault bar their own. Absolute shambolic and totally tinpot

Haven't those morons also moved the turnip patch they play on away from the white elephant stand? So its highly likely that the Barnsley away fans will be sqeezed onto that 5hitty bit of terracing with half of it now beyond the pitch.

If the last investor in the jesters from the middle east is anything to go by, expect more tents, lots of riddles and more deafening silence when questions are being asked. Oh, and a nice watch.

That's Santas Grotto & the lovely Club Shop portakabin reused. Just remember to give the grotto walls and floor a good clean to get rid of the 5hit stains and old vaseline smears.

I think it just goes to show how sleazy and amateurish they really are. I wouldn't trust their chelsea supporting owner to run a bath let alone run that tinpot outfit. They run roughshod over the local residents without a care in the world and seemingly flout the local planning laws yet their dwindling band of six fingered webbed feet lemmings lap it all up and never ask questions. He could pi55 in their pockets and get away with it. This is the same bloke who would sell them tomorrow if he could and is openly looking to sell the dump they currently just about own to a speculator on a promise of yet another new ground with no indication of what it will consist of or how big it will be and more importantly something they will not own. They are a complete laughing stock.

Well that's lucky that its the units marked A to H. For a moment there I thought it was the seat rows, so missing Row M again.

What a dump. I'm glad I don't live there looking at that view. I'd have to keep the curtains pulled. I'd rather look at the Berlin Wall.

Piddly little football club is probably the wrong term to use. The BBC described them as "league 1 minnows" or another popular term is tinpot.

Who could forget the tinpot jumble sale. I'm sure that the lovely whiteboard colouring in really impressed the University. One of the many reasons for the dustbin thread. If I'm not mistaken wasn't that the snake scoring on the TV as well. You couldn't make it up. Totally ####### tinpot.

The same scummy club who also decided to change history when trying to sell it to a supermarket by saying it was only the gates that was a memorial to the fallen people of Bristol from the first World War. The whole ground was donated in memory. The clue's in the name.

Its confidential so we can't say & anyway, these things take time. Look at my lovely watch. Unless you're talking about the East Stand or the Matthew Harding Stand where he's already got his season tickets.

Looks like effluent has been seeping out onto the championship ready tarmac

Its the grim, dimly lit entrance to a converted public convenience evident by the white tiled walls. Captain Gas is lurking in one of the cubicles. What you can't see is the black eye the horse is displaying.

They're just a team of wife beaters and panel beaters.

At a guess I would say that there's a clue in he/she/it's name where this deluded specimen may locate it's tiny brain.

It takes time. Anyway does that stand have a Row M?

I've registered Isaac Hunt

And playing with a wooden leg ( sorry, no offence to any amputees out there)

Wolves would be the last club to sign for. They were lucky to stay up last season, have potential FFP issues which may be solved to a certain extent by recent sales. Plus Alex doesn't speak Portuguese to the best of my knowledge.

That laughing stock of stadium tinpot makes Kenilworth Road look like Wembley. What a joke club they are.

That's a massive improvement but can I make a suggestion? Make that pile of rubble 10 feet higher then mercifully nobody can see the pitch.

There's no point in doing that, they don't want to. The conversations I've had with sags tends to be "Holloway's coming back" or "it was great at Eastville, but can't remember the last time I went to a match", " I used to enjoy the derbies", " Geoff Bradford, he was a fantastic player" "that F A Cup run in the 50's what a team". They don't seem to like it when they're brought back to reality when I tell them skeletor's not coming back, you got kicked out of Eastville as tenants years ago, you've played at two other grounds since. We haven't played you in a derby for years and because of the ever widening gap there's no point. You're lamenting about someone who played for you over fifty years ago. That F A Cup run was approximately 70 years ago. When it finally dawns on them that rovers are 5hit, I like to apply the coup de grace with a bit of history that Hitler saved the sags from re election in 1939. That tends to finish them off nicely.