Port Said Red

A man is driving through a safari park and sees a monkey carrying a banana and a tin opener. Winding down his window he shouts out, "you thick ape, you don't need a tin opener for that" The monkey looks up and shouts back "it's for the custard D*ck head!"

Night Falls on Hoboken - Yo La Tengo

ADIEU worked well for Quordle today. Daily Quordle #32 quordle.com ?? ? ?? ??? ? ????? ? ??? ????? ?? ?? ????? ?? ? ??? ?????

Ring My Bell - Anita Ward

I would imagine that the Coventry equivalent of @Davefevs must be writing an essay on our goal. For what appeared to be a well organised side it was shockingly bad. Scott takes the corner and wanders 15 metres unmarked to a better position and receive the ball from a very comfortable Dasilva. Scott floats the ball to the far post to a completely unmarked Weimann who heads it back across the goal to a completely unmarked Martin. Great from us, terrible from their perspective. I suppose my point is that there aren't many goals you can analyse where there isn't a better option to be taken by the opposing players.

Archives of Pain - Manic Street Preachers

On a roll with Quordle though. Daily Quordle #31 quordle.com ?? ? ? ? ? ? ???? ? ????? ? ?? ????? ? ?? ? ?? ? ??? ? ??? ?? ????? ??? ?? ?????

Lost my winning streak today, one of those where there were too many possible solutions left on the last go. Does everyone start with the same word by the way? I start with WATER each time.

Thanks guys. I have still challenged it anyway as I feel the ticket is worded incorrectly. If it was worded as you have suggested, I would hold my hands up and pay the fine.

Or the team can't create the chances for him at Prem level?

Not even on the road mate....

Since Christmas I have started parking on the bit of wasteland under the bus flyover (if I get there early enough). Quick, convenient and most importantly not causing any obstruction to any other road users etc. After the 'boro game on Saturday I went back to the car to find I had a parking ticket. The reason given for the ticket bares no resemblance to the actual position of the parking. I avoided parking there Tuesday night, which was a pain as (as I have mentioned in previous posts) I had my 76 year old brother with me and he struggled to walk even to the Robins P&R bus stop. I did run over and check the cars that were parked there Tuesday night and sure enough, no ticket. I feel looking at the ticket and the reason given, that this was some over zealous individual rather than BCC policy. I am going to challenge it, but I was wondering if anyone else has been ticketed there and is also challenging the fine?

Previously I was using the caveat "best young player since Gow", but to be honest I don't remember GG having the level of creativity that Scott has at 18. When you add to that the fact that he is rarely beaten in a tackle when defending, then you have something special. I think in a normal situation, we would have all been very excited about the way that HNM, Semenyo, Benarous, Bell and a couple of others are developing, the fact we are not really mentioning them (apart from Antoine), shows how much he is overshadowing them.

I was using Chrome but it seems slightly better on Edge (which I hardly ever use)

I have the same problem, its unwatchable sadly

Actually looking at the weather, we may take that option this time.

Yes thank you. As my brother is visiting from Plymouth I thought I would take him to see the HPC, as well as to the Gate tonight.

Does anyone know if it's still on? I have tickets to print for me and my brother, but I didn't want to make an unnecessary trip.

Wordle 248 4/6 ?? ??? ???? ????? And my first win Daily Quordle #29 quordle.com ? ?? ?? ? ? ? ? ????? ? ????? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ?? ? ? ????? ? ???? ?????

I like doing both teams to score bets, but never do the City or the Rovers. I would hate to be sat there at 1 or 2 nil hoping the opposition score. With the Rovers of course it's the opposite.

Hunting High and Low - A-Ha

Fall down at the slightest touch, right bunch of wimples....

I came up with a phrase the other day that I thought would save a lot of Managers from fines. It goes something like. "I feel the referee was unfortunate to find himself in the only position in the ground where he could not see the incident correctly".

Fire Down Below - Bob Seger (Enya is a corruption of my mothers name Eithne which means Little Fire in Gaelic and is female equivalent of Aiden which means Fire)

Boom! Wordle 247 2/6 ??? ?????