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What’s this all about ? 
A match day thread on a Friday lunchtime ? 
I appear to have missed the match. 

32 minutes ago, ralphindevon said:

And we get a mention. While discussing Harry Kane and his not exactly quick rise to fame, Wrighty likened him to Andy Cole saying nobody was sure he’d make a prolific top striker at Aresnal. Then he came to us and something clicked.

Wrighty, Roy Keane and maybe one other all called us Bristol, not sure if they just couldn’t remember which Bristol team or just thought Bristol was enough, I don’t know. 

Bristol is sufficient.

Sorry Father , out-Manninged. 

On 24/03/2024 at 20:19, Hamdon Mart said:

maybe Cornick is not the problem here

#myfkingclub 

5 hours ago, Rocking Red Cyril said:

we need to do us'

More usually know as  Wan king

13 minutes ago, W-S-M Seagull said:

Can anyone tell me what this final push is? What are we pushing for? 

The coach has broken down . 

Liam preparing for Friday’s game. 

16 minutes ago, Show Me The Money! said:

 

Even the interviewer was pretty monotone as well mind

A young up and coming coach ? 

As a footnote to my toilet sign photo , I actually crossed a very embarrassed lady in the gent’s toilet at the establishment. 

Just thought of another , Americans who ask to use your ‘bathroom’ when they want a wee. 

When I am in a person’s house I don’t ask if I can use their toilet. I rather politely ask if I can ‘wash my hands’. Often French people tell me I can wash my hands in the kitchen sink. Strange people the French. 

1 hour ago, Son of Fred said:

Where's the quality?

We will see it at his new club. 

50 minutes ago, Ronnie said:

Won 5-2

Ave it . 

45 minutes ago, Robbored said:

really don’t think that he deserves all the shit that he gets on here

Do you do this on purpose ? 
 

4 hours ago, Countryfile said:

There are currently 21 seats available IN THE ENTIRE STADIUM according to the club ticket site.

I haven’t checked hospitality.

 

Glad to see that the supporters are making Uncle Steve aware of our discontent. 

35 minutes ago, SecretSam said:

Gave the tickets away

Still got the kids though? 
Hope your back is better. Tricky chaps , backs. 

We are good as a big fish , possibly a Carp, in a small pond. 
There just doesn’t seem the courage to push on and get to the top division, which is frustrating for those who have seen us there and who have had enough of turning out against smaller clubs in the lower leagues. 

Who’s John Given? 

9 minutes ago, exAtyeoMax said:

Why doesn’t it show the transfer fees for Antoine and Alex?

7 hours ago, MelksRed said:

Long story short - skint and likely to fold (eventually).

Unless we can get to the Prem (with the more expensive players, higher wage bills.....)

Can't wait for the land of milk and honey! 

 

(Clearly this is tongue in cheek!)

If ever we get to the Prem it will be the land of bread and water. 

12 minutes ago, spudski said:

I really believe we could make that song our own. 

I can imagine the crowd singing it as one. 

Gas have one, West Ham, Liverpool etc. etc. 

We need one imo.

It's relevant...and the 'Blue' bit could be aimed at the Gas. Changed to ' what if I'd been Blue'. 

When the red, red, Robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along, along
There'll be no more sobbing
When he starts throbbing, his old sweet song
Oh, wake up, wake up you sleepy head
Get up, get up, get out of bed
Cheer up, cheer up, the sun is red
Live, love, laugh and be happy

What if I've been blue?
Now I'm walking through fields of flowers
Rain may glisten but still I listen for hours and hours
I'm just a kid again doing what I did again, singing a song
When the red, red, Robin comes bob, bob, bobbin' along

When he starts throbbing ? 
Bird Filth . 
 

With all this money given to Prem clubs how come so many are in the brown stuff ? 
 

6 hours ago, Colombo Robin said:

......Steve Lansdown is alive and well.

and being  pegged in public. 

13 hours ago, DaveInSA said:

So how many are going to put in transfer requests to leave

I would say none. They would lose benefits so they just poodle along until their agent gets them a better gig . 

8 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Without that car crash, I’ve no doubt Kevin would have gone on to a higher level than he ultimately played. Huge potential.

Yes , another loss for the club and player. Bloody Tinnion. 
 

7 hours ago, Clutton Caveman said:

No decent manager will work under the current set up.

Pearson did for quite a while before it went chest up.