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Gert Mare

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  1. Never felt more like....bollocks...shut up....ssh....ssh....they don’t exist....82.
  2. Nah, the merger of Rovers and Forest Green to become Forest Green Rovers perhaps?
  3. The big TV screen showing a photo of Matty Taylor about to come on accompanied by the chant about how much he hates Rovers. Welcome to Bristol Darrell.
  4. I barked at him a few times to try and get his attention, then when he looked round I whimpered like Lassie. It was just like his on pitch performance 3rd May 2014....Whimper Whimper. Mind The Gap.
  5. Print this bastard! ? ? the lot of them. ?
  6. When you can’t pay your bills And your staff rob the tills That’s the Rovers
  7. With the City above They’re all desperate for love That’s the Rovers When survival is slim They all play the victim That’s the Rovers
  8. Where they worshipped Randall Yet they still won **** all That’s the Rovers
  9. Where the owners a fake And they all hate the snake That’s the Rovers
  10. Where there’s more lifetime bans And they’re head butting vans That’s the Rovers
  11. Where they’re faithful and true And they’re coming for you That’s the Rovers
  12. When away fans get damp And you’re playing a tramp That’s the Rovers Where Tom Nicholls can’t score And you sing of a whore That’s the Rovers When you’re home no-one cares And your top boys wear flares That’s the Rovers When you check on City Cuz you’re green with envy That’s the Rovers With a tent for a stand And a squad from Poundland That’s the Rovers When your sponsors a pub Your the 6th richest club That’s the Rovers When your fans are in tears Cuz it’s been 18 years That’s the Rovers When you often punch horses And had two divorces That’s the Rovers When your grounds a cess pit It’s unlucky da shit That’s the Rovers Where your football’s inept And you’re riddled with debt That’s the Rovers When you fall through the floor At 16:54 That’s the Rovers
  13. When you can’t comprehend There’s no ******* TOTE END That’s the Rovers
  14. When you’ve no history And no pot in to pee That’s the Rovers
  15. Congratulations ? Thanks for 1000 pages of ?
  16. I’m sure they are over the moon Nope it isn’t. Not bitter in the slightest, not jealous, not vile like Ted’s......just victims.
  17. Yes sadly, as you can see below.....
  18. Tinpot and Prowed No-one likes Millwall, but they all love the Gas Bristol Rovers - The complete history 2015 - 2019
  19. Some good ones here....keep them coming. I’m thinking “Where’s Wally(‘s Cash?)” or ”Goodnight Irene - Why Every Gashead Should ‘jump in the river and drown’ “ or “Gas Logic Explained” or ”Shafted Right F*** the Gas - An in-depth look at the most deluded set of supporters in the world”
  20. ???????????? Nearly 1000 pages of ?????. I’ve been thinking ? maybe of producing a book for Christmas based upon some absolute gems from this legendary thread. Title choice could be interesting.... ”Tinpot Bristol Rovers - The gift that keeps on giving” or ”NOT the 6th richest club in England” or ”BR15FC - From Ragass to Ratshit” or ”Ted’s In The Away End” or ”There’s only one Colin Daniel” or ”Dissolution not Evolution” or ”Bristol Rovers - The Family Club - Loved By All” or ”Locked Out” or ”BR15FC - England’s biggest Campsite” or ”Watertight Down” any more suggestions?
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