Gert Mare

I’ve got a video clip of the Fulham v Rovers game which is about 2 seconds long. Commentator Brian Moore says “Fulham against Bristol Rovers, thousands were locked out”. I’ve also got Jeff Stelling on Soccer Saturday saying “And it is all over for Bristol Rovers, Mind the Gap” when Rovers were relegated out of the football league.

It might be the last time they will ever get the chance to visit Wembley ever again if the fraudsters pull the plug. Makes a change to visit a hotel as opposed to a camp site.

Considering that they have polled top of the list for the amount of offenders in the past (all of which were actually Teds in disguise) they should add a lot of value to this. Newcastle are involved too I see so they are not alone when it comes to the punching of horses.

Perhaps we could put up some banners at the bottom of Kingswood High Street for when they get back if they have lost filled with derogatory comments? Returning their compliments of course.

They had an open top bus tour remember for finishing 2nd in the Conference. Barnet (who went up as Champions) didn’t bother having one. The reality is that they will probably take 26,000 of which (according to #Gaslogic) will mainly be made up of Ted’s hoping to see the Sags get beat. There will also be 20k locked out who stopped off at Wycombe on the way to smash up some of their manors, like the Harvester and Little Chef. Then they will go on and on about how they took over 40,000 (even though this will be factually incorrect of course), how loyal and true they all are and whilst pulling each other off they’ll be singing songs about the Teds, asking where all the Teds have gone, go on about how they’ll be coming for us again, how much better atmosphere they created than the Teds (but not wish to discuss the pre-match standard violent outbursts by their Neanderthal Tote Enders obviously). My retort would simply be....”Well, as cup competitions go, if you win a trophy 3 times then you used to get to keep it, so technically you’ve just won the Sheed’ead Trophy. Now go and stick it next to the defunct Watney Cup and enjoy League 2”

Bristol City (1982) Ltd as a company was wound up in 1996, so it’s not even relevant anymore, unlike 2015, the year that the Sags joined the Football League. As someone said a few years ago, talking about 1982 is like kicking a dog that is already dead. It’s utterly pathetic and has no effect on any City fan I know. However, mention “Tinpot” and Rovers in the same sentence to any Sag and you’d better stand well back! A bloke who used to delight in letting me know when City were losing, along with his mate who used to get really excited about City losing and would do an excited squeally laugh as if he was literally ejaculating into his trousers at the very thought that City were losing. This is the Sags all over.

15ers to Accrington Fans: “Accrington Stanley? Who are they?” Accrington Fans to 15ers: “Watney Cup? What is that?”

Did they have to pop into the library to use a photocopier?

I said it the other day. I think the bloke is a comedy genius. He knows that his audience have incredible delusions of grandeur, are completely deluded, thinks that winning the Watney Cup on penalties during the 1970’s automatically elevated their status to “massive club” and that they probably have other psychological problems after devouring a 1 star food rated Diamond Kebab following a night in Chasers drinking bottles of piss and getting off with their sisters. So he has played right into their hands. I bet he will be darning a tee-shirt with Holloway’s head on it next with a speech bubble saying “Let’s all play ‘Find The Sheed’ed’” and quoting the glory days of 1990 where winning the title meant nothing, but stealing the title from “The Sh1t” and getting one over on they gurt Ted’s meant everything. The 6 fingered ones will be jizzing on their giros and reminiscing about the Tote End by 8am in the Kingswood Colliers tomorrow.

As quoted in the Evil Post today the new Sag Manager was quoted as saying “felt honoured to be interim charge of such a big club”. You’ve got to give it to him, he has either got a cracking sense of humour, or is one sarcastic ****** (depending on how you interpret the written word) Let’s just remind ourselves of how big Rovers are.... Yeah, he’s hilarious as far as I’m concerned...”Big” ?

Except they are all Tote Enders ?

He is their greatest manager. After 92 years he managed to take them into non-league oblivion. What a memorable season that was too. One minute the headlines were “Rovers confident they will make the playoffs” only to be followed up with “Don’t think Rovers will make the playoffs” and then they derailed out of the football league and we had two divorces and the fatcher years. Since Oggie Doggie Darrell took over they gave a gift and they kept on giving.

Surely they are the record holders for ground squatting? Nice for them to rank alongside the defunct Watney Cup, and getting knocked out of the League Cup before it even started as some of their greatest Tinpot achievements? In other news..... Altogether now....”How much is that doggy in the window?”.....

Hahahahaha. Brilliant Jord! What a legend. Will buy that man a beer when I see him next

More like......Wael Al-Qadi, Let them know ‘these things take time’

All the sentimental Sags I know are saying “Thanks for the memories Darrell”......Yeah I agree with them....thanks Darrell

I hope Barnet reminded the Sags that they didn’t have an open top bus tour for winning the conference when Rovers had one for finishing second?

He might as well be playing for City because as soon as he puts on a ‘red shirt’ he will be disowned and banned from the ground. They’ll turn their backs on him because it’s an insult for anyone associated with the Sags to don anything red. Even Santa has to be blue in their portaloo grotto. They will never forgive him unless he insists on wearing blue, even if it means he has to play in goal, or it will be ’Sheeeeed’ead Sheeeeed’ead’ every time he touches the ball when he comes back to Rovers. He’ll probably have to move house 3 or 4 times. ******* snake!

Herein lies the problem with the Sags. They see us as ‘arrogant’ with a ‘chip on our shoulders’, ‘up our own arses’ and ‘believe we are sleeping giants’....even though all we have done is support City as opposed to them. This totally twisted and deluded view of City fans provides them with all the ‘ammo’ that they need to feel hard done by and play the victim. They won a game on the weekend and we lost at Reading and suddenly they all crawled out from under their rocks “Singing the blues” and delighting in our defeat at Reading....and they aren’t obsessed like the “gurt Teds”. I don’t see the same delightful outpouring when we win and they lose....I don’t.....but none of them can contain themselves, NONE of them!

I’m currently on a boat with a load of Stokies, a few fellow City fans and a Gashead. The good thing is that mostly everyone hates Pulis. I am just waiting to remind the Gashead to remember to turn his clocks back 18 years tonight

Helllooooooooo. Hey? I gotta say it....unlucky da shit!

How could I forget. They are that old that they are the special edition “Ashton Gate Eight & Onion”