Rudolf Hucker

Michael Brown, the Sky pundit tearfully said "Bristol City were poor tonight and Bobby Reid was awful" then immediately they showed Reid's cross to Flint for the winner.

Best Boob Cricket team in Bristol though. Unbeaten in fact. Except by the magistrates.

Did you see the 15er Lee Brown drop to the floor in the incident where Kieffer Moore was sent off?

Tenthly: coming, ready or not. Sorry about that. (butt out Juan - Eleventhly doesn't work with my post)

Eighthly: you mean fifthly

That's 7,531 including 226 Rotherham supporters, making just 7,305 home supporters. It's plain to see how badly they need a 20+k seater stadium. Or flushing toilets.

He's been taking the piss since he arrived.

Despite admitting he will be trying to offload some players in January, Clarke could not fault his squad for their attitude following another defeat last time out. "The lads are fantastic," he beamed. "They're a great group to work for. I can't fault them for it, even the Blackburn management team came into the office and said "We've watched the match back on video and your lads gave absolutely everything but don't you think it's about time you headed back home? I mean we've hung around and watched the entire 'kin game, not just the highlights, yet you're still here. We're waiting to lock up the ground ffs."

Wtf is a pirate roar? Perhaps Wally should look to buy up all of Blackburn's surplus BRFC branded stock from last season to sell at the swamp? Halves, quarters, they won't spot the difference. scoobydoogas Fans' Favourite Posts: 1,012 Member is Online Posting Level Next Level in 488 posts 48 minutes ago Quote Post by scoobydoogas on 48 minutes ago When we went to Blackburn on Sat it was so damn cold that me and Scrappy Doo purchased some gloves from their club shop. At the tills we were asked if we had a season ticket. Twerp didn't suss that we were BRFC until I showed him my scarf and shirt and gave him a pirate roar. Anyway, my point is that they offer decent discounts on merchandise to season ticket holders. What are the chances of our club doing the same in the future?

... and a number of blokes peer in through the windows whilst impersonating Bradley Dack.

They're not allowed.

"I didn't go today, Geoff but listened to the radio and was pleased with what I heard because it sounds like we played really well and we're not going to be in danger of going down ... we've had another bad week off of the pitch yet, Geoff ... but on the pitch we're back on track. Well done Darrell!" They did lose didn't they? Lost five on the bounce and won once in nine? Well, well done Darrell from me too.

Isn't that the famous, gas supporting, father-in-law of Alan Walsh, Kelsey Grammer?

... with their remake of the old 10CC hit, "Don't like Boob Cricket; I Love it"

Swing 'Em Out, Sister

You simply have no idea of the price of Championship ready sprinklers. And don't get me started about the cost of carpet cleaning ...

He said: 4 training pitches will be ready by July 2019 with other facilities to follow thereafter.

Surely, its not just me who loves "Fanny by Gaslight"?

Blimey, when Millwall came to the swamp, even the police were locked out in the car park.

She doesn't appreciate just how lucky she is. Camping at this time of year is never fun.

The BRFC training ground with no running gas. How ironic.

Can you even buy blue and white paint?

I agree with @GrahamC and @Nogbad the Bad in believing that Clive Whitehead was the only City player on an 11 year contract during the "Bristol City Now or Never" years. I certainly never heard of any other player on such a lengthy contract.

I wonder if the "legally binding contract" to which he refers, is watertight?

"Of course, we're nose-diving towards relegation; we've no money, no training ground and a crumbling stadium. In fact, we've an infrastructure which was state of the art in 1988, now it's state of the ark. So, can I take it that you'll leave your present job in the Premiership, ignore the vacant Wales manager opportunity and any other Premiership or Championship roles which may come along and instead, accept our job offer, Tiny?"