Rudolf Hucker

... and that's why you're only a Ted.

... and vice versa - a common problem in a naval town.

In fairness, Stan apostrophised 'metropolis' which is his get out of jail card on this occasion. A genius would never knowingly make such an error.

We are indeed blessed that one of the most brilliant minds on the planet inhabited this forum last evening and admitted that despite possessing the brainpower of a small planet, he cannot understand why "anyone in our 'metropolis' would want to support anyone other than Rovers". My mind is blown.

It's always so nice to get a visit from Stan Drew and now we know that he's a genius with an IQ which is only two points below the 160 IQ rating attributed to Professors Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein. No doubt Stan will thus be able to explain to everyone the black hole into which his clubs finances seem to have collapsed? Stan's IQ betters the 156 score of that other well known genius, Donald Trump - although both of them have a tendency to Fake News, as Stan's claim above evidences. In 2004, the New York Times asked Stephen Hawking what his IQ was and he memorably replied: “People who boast about their IQ are losers.”. If Professor Hawking had an IQ of just 158, he would never have achieved that realisation. Obviously. Welcome back Stan.

Keeping a tight hold on my bottle and hoping that my head torch keeps working.

... or is he singing about the Bath racecourse?

That was my understanding too.

The club is currently working hard to dry the place out and have assured fans that the kitchen will be fully operational for Saturday’s game against Northampton, albeit under a temporary roof. Can't think why this made me laugh!

Took me a while to get them on ...

Corrected that for you.

To create a samba vibe to the ground, S82 really need some of those maraca things that the lad was using - a plastic pot and some rice (preferably not boiled) and the job's a good'un. Oh and more chants containing the word 'unfortunately' please.

He's just been wormed.

8240 incl 780 who trekked with dog sleds all the way from the frozen tundra of Banjo Island to establish base camp just outside of Northampton before making their final assault on well, anyone.

Warning you 15ers not to travel or drive is doing the rest of us a public service. You shouldn’t breed either - especially with your sister.

A million times this.

Rugby League is now a summer sport and at Hull the council own the stadium.

8500 people breathe a deep sigh of relief because it is a bit cold.

These things cost money take time.

Is "the ground's a shithole" enough reason to cancel the match?

"... becauae of the sgoetage ..." ? Have you got Afrikaans as your keyboard setting PSR?

The official attendance at their epic relegation match vs the mighty Mansfield was just 10,594 including away supporters and we're told, "a load of Teds". I guess that nearer only 10,000 of their supporters were there to witness the birth of the 15ers. No doubt there would have been more of them present had they only put sae's in with their ticket applications.

These things take time plus 20 years.

As they say: two's company; 8500 is a crowd. A small crowd.

I've certainly installed my sprinkler.