Rudolf Hucker

The bloke in front of the six-breasted lady appears to have had a stabilizer inserted into his arse. I don't need one quite yet but I'm sure that such an invention may prove to be useful in later years

These things take time.

... and called the Holtent.

They'll probably bring in retail planning expertise from House of Fraser.

Here's the picture of their new shop. WTF is the pair of legs wearing on the RH side of the image?

They do because she insisted that I autographed them afterwards (while her husband was at the supermarket)

Problem is Bert, as well you know, an asset can only be realised once. When it's gone, it's gone. Whilst you have genuine and justifiable concerns, your fellow 15ers don't seem to have any. I think that they may be in for unwelcome surprises under the current ownership despite Wael being a really nice man.

The day after their relegation out of the Football League, I shopped in the Tesco Yate store. Upon leaving, I pushed my trolley into the lift and turned around to see that I'd been joined by a 15er (as they were soon to be known) wearing his jester outfit. He pressed the button on the lift. The doors closed and the automated voice spoke: "Going Down". I snorted with laughter. He said nothing then sheepishly departed i to the car park. The day of their relegation was the start of a full year of fun and happiness which has never truly ended. They've kept on giving.

Is this true? Asking for a friend ...

Do this well enough and you can become PotUS.

Corrected that for you.

No doubt he'll pin the blame for the alleged assault on Famara (because there's no actual evidence of a crime) and involve the FA rather than Julie in the hope that a sine die ban will be imposed.

Perhaps he just doesn't like camping?

As long as they don't use Ampersand & make the pitch even worse.

It would be unwise to tether even a model dog, such as Gromit within touching distance of Darrell Clarke.

Why not? They've already got more tents than appear at Glastonbury.

Tenko Tentco?

Four sides to the ground yet I think they've nine stands of which just three are permanent, the rest being tents. Billy Smart eat your heart out

Roll up. Roll up. All the fun of the fair.

These things take time.

As Jamie Oliver says about roasting chicken, "these things take thyme".

That padlock didn't work - it allowed everybody to walk in!

That's right, that's right, I'm sad and blue 'Cause the Mem's only got three portaloos I'm lost, I'm lost, can't do my thing That's why I sing "Gimme, gimme dat Dings!"

And so the ruination of another bristol rugby club begins

... or get one of those Ring doorbell things they advertise on the tele.