Rudolf Hucker

The Fetidhad

Shite Tarts Lane?

With the amount of canvas surrounding their ground, the 'New Camp' also works.

Horfield (I'm guessing )

Sorry. I am NOT taking one for the team.

Apropos nothing in particular, I noticed that the 15ers record signing, Andy Tilson was born on the very day that England won the World Cup - 30th June 1966 which means that he's now 51 years old. Our record signing, Famara Diedhiou, turned 25 in December. That's quite a difference. Message ends. Sorry to interrupt. Back to what you were doing.

These things take time, Bert.

Shame they don't stay there.

All of us. We're all breathing.

He's been worry-free for many, many years now. Bless.

The food bank

Hillbillies seldom come down from their mountain. A 1900 New York Journal article containing the definition: "a Hill-Billie is a free and untrammelled citizen of Tennessee Bristol, who lives in the hills, has no means to speak of, dresses as he can, talks as he pleases, drinks whiskey when he gets it, and fires off his revolver as the fancy takes him". The stereotype is twofold in that it incorporates both positive and negative traits: "Hillbillies" are often considered independent and self-reliant individuals who resist the modernization of society, but at the same time they are also defined as backward and violent.

Beating Premier League "Reserve" sides is preferable to losing against Premier League U21's. (RedsLogic)

With "mates" like that, who needs enemas?

There's a shop in Henbury that can do that.

My eldest son lives in Munich. He said that he was reading a German FB group which raved about our gifs and said that they hoped their team would adopt similar.

A Tattoo shop?

Same old doors; same old knockers.

I had to beat on the door to get out.

Aren't we all?

No. That was The Essex!

Perhaps Bristol Sport should take over the lease - not to sell anything - just for the craic.

The shop is owned by the Supporters Club though Monkeh, not by Dwayne Sports

One which has all of the warning lights flashing, is dangerously low on fuel and seems destined to crash. About the end of March apparently.

How very dare you.