Rudolf Hucker

Literally no one said that? Literally.

So that'll be £750k then.

You must be proud of Ellis though?

We'll hold you to that, Robin.

Do my eyes deceive me? The 'stand' on the left of this picture doesn't appear to be parallel to the pitch. This would mean that the views of their supporters are badly skewed. Surely not?

They're still youngsters.

He wishes he was English.

Taking the first year of a law degree can be very tiring.

Blimey

I can't let you get away with this hyperbole. In HG's original post on the subject, he stated the person who was allegedly assaulted as "a person with learning difficulties who is not all there if you know what I mean?" (not a description with which I'm comfortable). In your version he has now become a "defenceless disabled person". There are loads of people with various forms of learning difficulty who would never qualify as (nor would wish to be considered to be) disabled. In discussing this sensitive subject which clearly has aroused the emotions of a number of people, a wise man would desist from wantonly lying about the situation. You on the other hand have chosen to state an untruth which sadly reveals your true intent in posting on this thread. Danny Baker was correct; you are all 'kin liars.

An unfortunate acronym ...

Um. I think that's exactly what you're doing.

Julie is a shit head but wears a nick nick hat She's gonna meet with Henbury and find out he's a twprat (the things you have to do to get around the swear filter!)

... and so say all of us

The line starts behind me. Stand behind me in the line please and wait your turn.

Rylan Clarke I knew him well.

Goodnight Irene, Goodnight Irene, I'm having a 'kin bad dream.

You're being harsh - that's only 18 years and as you know very well, TTTT.

I'm going to leave this here. Sorry the amounts paid are in euro.

Nice chat up line. Would you mind me borrowing it when I'm on my camping holiday?

Obviously, lots of 15ers do their ironying on a Sunday morning.

They are.

We've always had a policy of not building any stands out of plastic. You've casually erected them all around your ground but stopping providing plastic stirrers and straws is more in vogue (and costs nothing) so you've jumped on that passing bandwagon. Well done. Serious conversation btw.

I'd need a grand piano strapped to my back in case I fell in. She's a 'glide' - Gas Lady I'd Decline Emphatically.

If you're referring to the Bristol Rovers Bike, then I most certainly have not. These things take time.