Bristol Rob

Played 12 Won 6 Lost 6 GD 0 Mid table beckons.

He's his own father.

The prior achievements appear to be a load of old pony. He worked in 'every dept' exactly how many first team appearances did he rack up as part of the playing dept? How many players did he develop or sign as part of the management dept? If he said commercial department I might take him more seriously. Smacks of desperation.

Hopefully he can tempt 'The Count' out of retirement to do the weather... TWO BOLTS OF LIGHTENING! HA HA HA HA HA

Not saying it's revolutionary, what I am saying is that it's not the ageing rapidly Alex Lovell saying 'And now for a story about warm food' to 'And now, it's a story about a football club you might not have heard of with ambitions to challenge....' (Probably read by a Sheila Lovell (age to be determined)) who needs a fun finish to her show on wokka-wokka news in Australia.

So. Just to be clear, we end up getting global press because of 'our' (media dept, players and culture) approach to goal celebrations; they get two minutes on Points West by finding a more tasty way of giving their fans the shits from their condemmed pasty hut. The gift.

Think you need to add 'local competition' as a section. Can they compete with us? Not at the moment. They need significant spend on infrastructure to be league one competitive. Do they have a great relationship with the other 'big' sporting side in the City, the rugby club? No. They shared a ground (regardless of who, why and how it was bought), but did they ever reach out to them and try and work with them? Not that I'm aware of. If SL is lucky and Bris get back to the top flight next season then clever ticketing prices could see the rugby club poaching the occasional Mem dweller.

Course it could all go a bit Crystal Palace... Didn't Ron Noades sell Palace to Goldberg but didn't include the ground?

Not sure if they are falling short of their break even figure, I think it's more a case of they don't have the capacity or infrastructure to meet their break even point.

A Stadium manager has the hump because younger bloke gets appointed as a director of something to do what was largely within the remit of the Stadium manager previously. Scared of legal action, a club make an announcement saying that stuff is going on that means a second person is needed. Disaster avoided..... for now? Was I close Burt?

You have now started a rumour that, by the end of the week will see the Gas relocating to the Algarve and then being bigger than Benfica.

No way would they have dropped the best part of a double Tilson and not announced it. Next they'll be telling you they transferred their official open top bus parade crowd counter to the Trump administration for 3 million, and their first job was to count the people at his inauguration.

Gaps-eye *laughs like a child*

I'm not sure they generally do birthday shout outs 5 minutes in to the first half of a game.

Nonsense! Haven't you heard, they are about to become the Wolves feeder club! With ambition like that, I for one fear for the future. http://gasheads.org/thread/6790/chinese-takeaway-mem

Oddly, the closest thing to tin is the shipping container. Everything else is made up from cheaper materials.

Are we having an 18th birthday party for 'the gap' next season? Be nice to get it a half time shout out and a name mention in Well Red.

https://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/415154/impressed-with-bristol-city/#0

Doesn't look that great. Cardiff are top.

Until @Dollymarie sends him down the chippy later on for a cod lot and he checks his bank balance. They'll have to share a large chips rather than having their own portion. This generally leads to salt/vinegar related arguments.

Hell yeah!

I couldn't even find the link on my phone!

Cod. Not this again.

WITCHCRAFT! How did you post that?