Bristol Rob

Just had a gander on Gaschat. Apparently them keeping Bodin is a 'real statement if intent' - obviously, that statement might have some merit if indeed they had turned down offers for the player, but following the transfer window yesterday I don't recall anyone having made a bid. So there was nothing to reject.

If we adopt the tried and trusted Andy Tilson scale, a unit a measurement used by most 3rd world countries. I understand they invested zero Tilsons or portions therein.

Wally quoted in the Post saying that none of his players are for sale and there won't be anyone leaving today. Hopefully this will provide more hilarity as they've not done something stupid for a couple of days.

I went to that one. Stole a car. Got back in record time.

I don't really follow rugby, but how many international players do Hartbury have and are they likely to be challenging for promotion to the top flight next season?

Obviously a lot of speculation as to what is going on with them, but what amazes me more than the lack of clarity from the club, is the lack of organisation and questioning from their fans. Would imagine if we were on the mushroom diet action groups and fans representatives would be hammering on the door to get some answers.

But Rovers fans don't like Nick, it was him (not Darryl) who relegated them to the conference, and it was him who didn't then sack 'the greatest manager in the world ever'. They'd never take Mr Watertight back.

Not being versed in such arrangements, is that legal? One company buying something and then transferring it to another - does the taxman get anything?

If it's straight from the horses mouth, should I take it with a 'punch' of salt?

After they'd dropped them off?

I'd wager that is absolute nonsense. Where did you hear it?

Fella in work reckons Preston.

The lad in work doesn't care why fee they get for him if he goes, purely on the basis he doesn't reckon the money will be reinvested in the team.

A member of the blue fraternity has gone in to panic mode at work as it sounds like clubs are sniffing around their better player. Fee sounds low.

Just had a look, to be fair - if you were served up that sausage roll you'd moan about it as well.

Wonder how long it will be till Gaschat pick this up.

They were going to take 3000 to Fulham, yet somehow it was POTD for visiting supporters from their initial 1100 allocation.

The Trumpton Riots!

Without quoting @RedRaw and the valid points made, they did overlook the fact that after all those near misses with loans, watertight contracts, failed stadium builds and under investment in the first team, they DO have championship read sprinklers. So they haven't wasted every penny.

600k a year interest! Maybe Wally is a genius after all.

20,000 locked out in Rochdale

Just wondering, is it time to retire this thread to the classics and then start a new one? At some point, they'll do something else hilarious that will probably start another massive intake of piss taking. I'm wondering if the length of this thread puts people off from contributing.

I didn't know they were broken.

39mil 900k. They already have the sprinklers.

I don't know enough about this sort of thing so I have probably missed a key step here, but it sounds as if... The bought the club with money released from the equity in the stadium, that line or credit hasn't yet been maxed out so they can continue to fund the club, but the charge for this is 12k per week. Assuming they have paid less to borrow the money than they are claiming, they could in theory be taking 6k a week profit out of the club. I'm not sure if they put any cash in or if it's just a smoke and mirrors thing.