Bristol Rob

Don't the only have a week to announce UWE before it becomes another failed new stadium plan?

Broadly speaking, yes.

He's no Colin Daniels, that's for sure. He is a true hero.

Don't forget they still have Screech from saved by the bell.

Could cost you a Matty Taylor if people take you up on this. (That's eff all squared, by the way)

So that still isn't an Andy Tilson's worth. We move a bench warmer to Cardiff for close to three million and they have a lower league jogger arrive as their summer hope. That gap is closing by the second.

Don't they need to be making a go/no go decision on UWE in the next couple of weeks? Would explain the lack of transfer activity if Wally is still trying to raise the funds.

I thought the Wonga loan was to pay Sainsbury.

Following their relegation to the conference one Gashead was livid and nailed his season ticket to a fence in protest, anyway The following day he went back to get it and was distressed to find his nail had been stolen. #OldJokesHome

What fences is it suggested they haven't paid for? This is a new thing.

Sadly, attempts to market the Gas Watch failed, on account of the hands not working on a revolution basis.

Do you have an expensive watch? Rumour is, Wally wants to part ex his time piece for a Snoopy Timex and a Vax carpet cleaner.

Slash price sale!

So Rovers are going to attempt season ticket fraud by having the turnstile operator take the ticket out of the little book... That doesn't prevent fraud at all, all it means is that those knocking out replacement tickets just lend the booklet to the person using it. Idiots.

Addiction is an illness and my taxes would be better spend funding treatment than punishing someone who has probably already lost everything that was both normal and important to them. Certainly a better spend than the double punishment of locking them up.

Repaid the money, loss of reputation, loss of family home, addiction issue and a guilty plea... Would there be any value in tax payers shelling out ten of thousands a year for someone who is unlikely to offend again and will struggle to get a job in a charity shop if it involves handling money?

Her sentence was suspended because the judge thought a custodial would be too difficult for her to comprehend, after years of being locked out, being locked in was likely to be beyond her.

I see that the treasurer of their supporters club was in court today. Charged with robbing 'half an Andy Tilson' from their coffers.

Too long.

TWENTES PLENTY

They have the COMMUNITY NO-TRUST event, where local sides decline the opportunity out of fear. Fear that once the game ends, they'll steal the stadium.

How long were you locked in to the Aztec Zone?

Count yourself lucky you don't want it delivered to your holiday location! With the international postage charges, it might cost you a 'Taylor'.

I've got a Bristol City gnome somewhere. Purchased from the City shop.

If they don't resign him, you can bet the blue few will set their sights on the following; Cureton Hayles Ellington They do like to speculate about former players who were unable to have their expectations met at Rovers coming back.