Bristol Rob

Don't think we can compete in the 'getting relegated to a team who are playing in our own shirts' competition either.

Jeremy Kyle could do a special. Get Wally on the lie detector and Mark Ashton on the DNA results.

Guessing if they are going for a Cat 2 status academy, we need to up our efforts to get a Cat 1!

.....Whereas the men talk about the girth.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p044yplv#play We eagerly await your assessment.

I would do, but I fear the language barrier will be beyond me.

We need to find someone brave enough to listen to the replay.

They are still trying to pool their Nectar points so the final total isn't yet known.

I suppose there is an argument that the Rovers thread isn't exactly a football one, on account of them BEING RUBBISH!

Didn't realise they'd won the FA Vase. Thought they got knocked out by Bath.

Maybe after the chairman's daughter he got jiggy with the offspring of someone from RBS. Use both. We'll never know the truth.

I understood RBS were calling in the overdraft and they needed cash quick. Which is why he went on the cheap, Reading has the cash available

Surprised Rovers fans aren't up in arms about the number of loan signings they've made. Surely if they want to be a feeder club they would just come out and announce it. Makes sense, permanent players free signings and then topping up the squad with a multitude of loans.

If the blue few had any sense they wouldn't buy tickets but travel en masse to Swindon. Millwall used to do it years ago, travel in huge numbers without tickets and the police used to make sure they got in because it was easier to manage them that way. I'm sure if they were all milling around in the pubs and car park the police would soon get them in the ground. 'Course, that would require organising. Not their strong suit.

Which in turn will bring the police bill right down, giving Swindle double double bubble. Swindon are a disgrace, Rovers are still Deacons (of the Joey variety).

How much is a 'lock out' ticket?

I feel for him. I hope they have a successful car boot sale this weekend.

Have they actually signed or did Wally just get a selfie outside the Burger King with two kids who happened to have a replica chelsea shirt on?

They hoping he'll go to them as the price-per-letter on the back of the shirts the deluded will buy should generate enough for a new tent.

They'll spend a bit this window. Just enough to have their fans think they are going places (that place being Swindon again, rather than a new stadium they can't afford).

So most under 23 sides lose to experienced league starters, yet Reading win....

Technically record numbers locked out. If by 'locked out' we mean 'correctly boycotted'. They'll still claim twenty thousand would have gone otherwise in a few weeks, granted.

Quite agree. He has succeeded where manytried and failed. He took you out of the football league to the conference and the only reason he stayed in a job was because Higgs didn't have the cash to sack him.

If you are looking at a 21k capacity then you should change the name of the stadium from the UWE to Wembley, that way if you sell out your first home game you can still boast that you've managed to take twenty thousand to Wembley twice in two visits!

No.