GreedyHarry

They never ******* give up with the excuses do they

keygas First Team about an hour ago

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3 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

Just started doing the rounds…might be fake?

 

He’ll be good at headers with a massive bonce like that!

8 minutes ago, Andy082005 said:

Aaron Collins posting cryptic messages on instagram got all the belters up in arms 

Lets sign him just for shits and giggles 

But surely Where’s Wally has a gentleman’s agreement with Steve Lansdown to prevent that from ever happening again.

**** it, let’s do it

21 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

Is @Deluded Sagstill smarting from that obliteration Morecambe dished out? It’s not like a Fewer to go missing after giving it loads of chirp and then watching his team (from the comfort of his pavement) get put back in their place……..:

Don’t disagree with you at all but his silence coincided with him being sussed as Flapper a couple of days before Morecombe gave Joey five

9 minutes ago, Open End Numb Legs said:

Hi, I use that name because as a child I used to watch in the 70s sat on a stanchion and that is one of my memories, getting numb legs. Are you saying that causes offence? That is obviously not the intention. I will think of something different if needed.

Not offensive at all. Pretty obvious that it relates to personal experience of the coldest place on earth

43 minutes ago, Deluded Sag said:

He actually assisted quite a few goals and his contribution was recognised by Clarke-Harris.

Unlike also had a reasonable scoring record with Exeter and then Peterborough, certainly better than Bas. 

He was also a much better all-round footballer than Bas. 

Things didn't work out for him for Rovers but, like Westbrooke, he might find more joy at a different club and in a different role. 

Who’s Unlike and who did he play for, or are you just making shit up again?

7 minutes ago, Deluded Sag said:

Both Stewart and Phillips have clearly stated the reason why they left the club - in order to gain similar level of insight, you simply need to read the Evening Post, follow social media and browse through the forums. 

 

Love it. Your sources of proof are the ever reliable local rag, the upstanding community of Twitter and Asschat. You are hilarious.

2 minutes ago, Deluded Sag said:

Allow me to try and wriggle out of the lies I have told.

Johnson got rid of Stewart because that is what I want to believe and I’m a lying ***.

Stewart then played for both Yeovil and Exeter at L1 level. I'm going make some more shit up as soon as I think of it.

Any objections to this? 

I’ve made some corrections for you.

It’s just half five and half six in the paper timetable for travelling west, but then there were additional ones on the app at five and six this week so maybe they only stop on match days or something. (Please note I don’t deal in odd minutes when catching trains to reflect GWR’s reality. That way I’m less disappointed).

29 minutes ago, City Rocker said:

As I remember it, 'Flapper' Phillips was very well treated by club and fans alike, up until the point when he lost his place as first-choice keeper to an infinitely more talented (not to mentioned dignified and classy) professional, at which point he threw his toys out of the pram like a petulant child.

On an entirely unconnected note, if he was indeed attacked by someone at a gym then that is an utter disgrace and very sad to hear. 

I’d reserve your sadness until we have some proof of this. It seems to be a new claim from somebody who has been on here about a week and is already challenging our friend from Henbury for the title of most prolific liar.

59 minutes ago, Deluded Sag said:

After we thumped you 2-0 at Trashton in the same season? Beadle's second was a thing of beauty. 

Thumped 2-0 you say. 
 

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12 minutes ago, Deluded Sag said:

Not at all. I'm sure South Bristol has innumerable delights and pleasures....which are best appreciated from the other side of the river. 

What’s this South Bristol thing. You’ll find we’re from all over this city and the wider area. For example, I’m from Patchway…….. and you laugh at South Bristol! Now **** off you imbecile.

12 minutes ago, In the Net said:

I'm sure that Vince has some sort of special Eco powers to sort things out! 

Yes but your owner has a nice watch. Surely that counts for something.

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1 hour ago, The Gasbuster said:

Watching the lovely Sarah Greene was my excuse (couldn't find a decent colour pic going back that far !)

No need for colour

If it’s so much easier to take stood up why is it always taken in toilet cubicles and not at the urinals?

36 minutes ago, Ashton Hero said:

Isn't it more that you have such a poor record in the transfer market and your financial constraints oblige you to bring through youth players? If so, it would be more accurate to say that the littering of academy players is due to poor and misguided investment by previous managers.

Eight million pounds for Kalas, two million for Bentley and how much for Tomlin and Palmer? Ouch. 

£300,000 for Matty Taylor though, so we do identify value

17 minutes ago, Ashton Hero said:

To be fair, the top three clubs are actually much bigger clubs than you. The reason they are in the division is because they effectively gambled on  on promotion to the PL. For example, the financial pressures are such that Derby felt it necessary to effectively cheat in their efforts to reach the PL.

It is unfair for clubs to overspend, get relegated, get brought out by new owners, and then get promoted again before overspending again with the aim of making the PL. It makes a mockery of L1. 

You were almost subject to a transfer embargo last season because of your inability to live within your means, so I wouldn't laugh too soon. 

 

 

 

Lying ***

3 minutes ago, In the Net said:

What's the point of using an old photograph when trying make a comparison, at least compare it to the current room if you're going to make a point.

I guess it’s a bit like trying to take the moral high ground using something that happened 40 years ago. Maybe?

14 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Can someone remind me who they have in the 4th round of the cup?

They have cup finals every week so don’t bother with this particular competition.

Does anybody know if the commentary is on the BBC iPlayer for this match. I know the original fixture was but is that for all fa cup matches?

6 hours ago, Ashton Hero said:

But the key point is that there's no sense of direction, impetus or momentum. And in recent seasons, its been nodding terms from a very long distance. 

You are treading water. Your Lansdown life jacket will keep you afloat, but won't take you any further to where you want to go.  And what if it deflates?

Under Higgs, the Rovers were in the Conference. Under Wael, they are 8th in L1. 

 

 

You really don’t understand how FFP in the championship works do you?

But then, why would you, having never experienced it.

2 hours ago, Numero Uno said:

I have a feeling that Chocolate Box Hero might be from elsewhere.........

La Boca?

3 hours ago, Ashton Hero said:

Quick question - if Rovers are such a tinpot club, why do we spend so much time discussing them. including their most recent game with Accrington? Over 3000 pages is a little embarrassing TBH. 

If we were genuinely massive, as our players and fans used to claim ad nauseam, we would have bigger things to worry about.

Just saying. 

 

We’ll keep going if that’s ok with you.

We have to have something to laugh about consistently living in the shadows of Bristol’s answer to Boca Juniors.

If the embarrassment of this thread is too much though, then there is an “ignore thread” button which may assist you.

**** me they’re precious aren’t they. I only enquired if they had any updates on the city matchas they got a bit excited when we conceded a penalty.