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Attendance announced nice and early. Then again it doesn't take too long to count I suppose...

8,800 at the Pissporial, with over 700 owning flat caps and whippets.

Gotta say it again - a magnificent turn out...

Gonna be a lot of Blue Few turning up for their game this afternoon with cum stained pants after our poor defeat to Crapdiff. 

Plus if they manage to fluke a win there's gonna be a lot of sisters getting a right pounding too...

Were there 3 players called Sergio Gomez, and did one come on for us?

I agree the pitch is as poor as it's been for many a year at the moment, but it's our pitch and I couldn't give a toss what some northern oik thinks about it.

So f@#k Man City, I look forward to laughing at the penalties they receive for their enormous financial indiscretions.

Let's move on to the next item on our agenda - 3 points to gain from our latest trip to South Wales. (Wales is a lovely country, spoilt only by Welsh people).

COYR!!!

At the risk of being pedantic the article states he was 16 in 2016 but is 26 now. I know our defence has been poor at times over the years but worrying to age at such a rate! Come to think of it I remember our decline from the late 70's - early 80's was blamed for John Shaw's hair loss.

Is there something going on?

3 hours ago, Sniper said:

Oh lordy, not this Bee Gees wannabee gimp again. If you want to take a bell-end picture of yourself, at least take the pots of the table first, no class

That picture is from the Sags trophy room. The dark one at the back must be the Watney Cup, although I'm not sure about the other. Have they ever won anything else?

3 minutes ago, DaveF said:

James was great today, Williams was poor though, couldn't pass 5 yards.

I disagree. James MOM for me but Williams never stopped, a massive influence on the game.

All 10 outfield players celebrating the penalty. Reckon the spirit is first class...

Looks like today is a great time to play Oxford. Absolutely clueless, calling for Robinson's head. Oxford hit the post in the first few minutes - a goal there and it might have been different. 

No chance of an Oxford second half revival IMO...

I've watched a bit (hoping they would lose) whilst bating a Fewer from work. At 2-0 he's WhatsApped "Got anything to say now"? I just replied Morecambe 1-5, MK 0-2, Burton 1-2 etc etc etc, lost to a couple of footballing powerhouses there. Even a blind chicken can pick up corn.

Anyway, off to watch some real football now...

COYR!!!

4 hours ago, Betty Swallocks said:

He acts like a proper fanboy.

He acts like a proper fanny...

52 minutes ago, Ciderhead433 said:

How embarrassing and pathetic is this?

Talking about the Gloucestershire Cup

 

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12 hours ago Dirt Dogg and o2o2bo2ba like this Quote   Post by Gasshole on 12 hours ago If we get City, we should get a mob up and give them a good shoeing again.

Worrying, I hope we don't play them anytime soon!

Will this be a mob starting from the Cross Hands (which incidentally currently resembles their ground) marauding through the streets of South Bristol whilst under the protection of a requested police escort?

******* *****...

7 minutes ago, Super said:

Just can't help themselves.

2 minutes ago, The Gasbuster said:

Was she singing at the time ?

No, she was in the mood for dancing, romancing...

4 hours ago, 1960maaan said:

I think I remember hearing that, as one or two started to panic a little as the boat sank, one of them realise it was still shallow and stood up

It may have been the weekend we stayed in Torquay and they were home to Exeter. In the pub on the front with some City at the back and some Exeter in the bar. Could have been nasty but just a couple of glasses thrown , I think they thought better of it as there were a fair few more City around.

I'm sure there was a story in the Evening Post (possibly around the same time) of one of the Nolan Sisters sitting in her mini in Torquay harbour area frightened to death as City fans rocked it from the outside.

Awful behaviour, I really shouldn't laugh...

13 hours ago, redkev said:

Let’s hope the trains actually arrive at Plymouth station not 2 miles out

I wasn't on the train but well remember the scenes outside the ground post match Kev! Easter weekend IIRC, I'd guess a good few thousand City leaving the ground, with several hundred making their way from the train and Plymuff in the middle. Absolute carnage...

16 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Lockyer for Luton is the only one that springs to mind in recent times.

Now there's a tosser!!!

14 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

There has been a huge influx of Londoners in BS3, especially in Southville & Windmill Hill but there are still plenty of City here.

Indeed Graham! In fact only the other day I overheard some cockney rhyming slang in Aldi North Street. Something along the lines of -

"Elephant and Castle, Joey Barton is an ******"...

10 minutes ago, Davefevs said:

Lordy lordy

Is that a Viz reference Dave?

1 minute ago, TheReds said:

Also to see the husbands faces when they get home and tell them what it is really like.

Husband / Brother*

*Delete as applicable...

Radio Bristol primed, I can't wait to hear what the jailbird's got to say...

Commentary said a great turn out!

That's how I think of them...

Scott was quiet today compared to recent weeks.

I thought Tanner was great and Pring was superhuman today!

Absolutely loving watching us at the moment...

Absolutely love George Tanner!!!