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Ska Junkie

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  1. 1 hour ago, Cheesleysmate said:

    Just seen this on the Evil Post page under the Nigel Martyn article.

    Really interested to see what deluded response comes back from such a simplistic "Why?" question?

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    He is right though, their level is non league rather than L1.

    Why on earth they think they belong at Championship level is beyond me TBH.

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  2. 16 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:

    Much as I hope we never play them again, if we did I so want it to be while we still have MT.

    It would be fun to give them the song that was doing the rounds when we signed him I suppose....

    'They said we can have him, said we can have him

    For 10 million pounds, 10 million pounds

    So we went and got him, went and got him

    For 300 grand, 300 grand

    Now we've got Matty Taylor, we've got Matty Taylor

    We've got Matty Taylor and **** the ga-a-a-a-as.'

    Let's see if they make the 3rd round of the cup or beat Wolves (no chance).

     

     

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  3. Nice comment on the Rams forum by a poster called NottsRam77...

    'went today...

    quite simply we were beaten by the better side.

    out manoevered and at times out classed

    watching it i was thinking to myself this bristol side is probably in terms of style the sort of thing that rowett is trying to move us towards

    Raw power and pace up top , graft and mobility in midfield and then plenty of pace and trickery on the flanks - leko absolutely destroyed us all afternoon, was simply excellent, all held together by a couple of no nonesense centre halves at the back

    is it lee johnson there in charge? Done a very good job.... but it hasnt happend overnight has it.'

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  4. 9 minutes ago, bend it like brian said:

    could only get equaled if you had a call from michelle Keegan telling you she wanted to knosh you off:P

    What again?? ;)

    I'll hold my hands up here. I was adamant that Johnson had to go after the Fulham game last season but have to admit, that was brilliant! 

    Humble pie being ate here, well done LJ, you're proving me wrong. Long may it continue. :clap:

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  5. 3 hours ago, Sniper said:

    Not this ******* bellend again! Freddy Krueger's love child.

    One, Two we're coming for you :laugh: ......... don't ******* think so you deluded bunch of black teethed, denim washed, dandruff flicking *********!

    Don't hold back Sniper, tell us what you really think of them? :clap:

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  6. Let's think about this scientifically. There is now no 'expectation' of someone else paying for a new ground for the losers and  the way their owner is stacking up debt on the club, there's an expectation that they will be broke by March. Why on earth would the players expectation be anything other than absolute despair? No wonder they're crap! 

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  7. 15 minutes ago, Northern Red said:

    The Billy Big B******s attitude isn't new with that lot, they've always been a set of arrogant gobshites.

    Indeed. I've been working at New Cross hospital up there today and, to  man, they assumed they were gonna batter us.

    I did remind them it was City they were playing and not the crap from the swamp, the battering is next week! ;)

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  8. 5 minutes ago, steviestevieneville said:

    Dopey on RB saying the players are struggling with the expectation levels at the club :rofl2br:

    Has somebody told them they're crap then? We obviously know it but maybe he shouldn't have told the players! 'Expectation' for them is a roof over the away end or a replacement pasty hut I should think.

    Expectation levels my arse! :)

     

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  9. The Story of Arthur
    A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"
    One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! 
    The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!!!!!
    25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform...... Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful......
    When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!
    The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Arthur, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover !!!!!
    Don't tell me you thought that Arthur became a ******' doctor? ;)

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  10. An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
    Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.
    If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a £1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and £1,000,000 each. 
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do"?
    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
    "Then you shag her again."

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  11. 20 minutes ago, Die Hard Red said:

    Probably better than Man Utd,  Arsenal, Liverpool et al as well given the size of their home crowds and restrictions on away fans at grounds. #gaslogic 

    As their home crowds are a third of ours, they wouldn't have to take many to have a higher percentage.

    As my dear old dad says, 10% of fark all is still fark all! :)

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