cider hoss rules

36 minutes ago, Robbored said:

Twitter is unreliable as a ‘source’ with loads of wild speculation and complete bollocks. There’s only one 100% reliable way of guaranteeing that a player has signed for City - does anyone know what that is?………..

@Kid in the Riot OR @Bcfcshags I reckon!

4 hours ago, SecretSam said:

I've never tried the wheelbarrow, but at my age I don't think my back's up to it.

The only way I could get my Mrs to agree to it was to promise not to push her past her parents house!

9 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

Was it not HIRERITE ?

Yes it was.....

59 minutes ago, shahanshahan said:

Wore a City shirt on Friday when I somehow bumped into a Rovers fan at Download Festival in Donington Park.

Wasn't sure if it's because I've been here since Wednesday but I did have a shower sometime after this meeting...

 

Were there another 30,000 locked outside?

It’s what they do you know.

7 hours ago, Davefevs said:

Transfermarkt market value is a weird beast.  In current circumstances I don’t think we’d need to pay anything like the amount they suggest (which is a market value of a basket of players rather than a suggested value if that player).

Dickie €3m on TM…cost us £700k

According to the BBC Rob Dickie signed on a free!

I don’t think he was OOC was he?

1 hour ago, handsofclay said:

Is there a stream for this?

Nah, just a small puddle 

1 hour ago, Davefevs said:

Sweet baby Jesus…

I thought there might be a lull of a few days.

As it's Ashton Gate Stadium, not Bristol City, could it be one of those red herrings!

5 minutes ago, Major Isewater said:

Better run.

I though that was DMC?

I wouldn't bet against Southampton being his destination, and it even crossed my mind that Luton may have enquired.

He has prem experience and also would be good for them if they come straight back down.

4 minutes ago, elhombrecito said:

You're not purple... 

https://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?/subscriptions/

 

Thought I was, obviously I’m like rovers fanta and crisps …… expired and out of date

Just now, exAtyeoMax said:

 

Cheers, don’t know why I always get the size restriction message.

Nerdy I know, but 7 seconds into the twitter roof video, one of the images is backwards!

File size restrictions won’t let me add the screenshot.
 

2 minutes ago, Clevedon Red said:

We’ve signed Robin Day.

Or Frank Muir - ask your grandparents kids!

32 minutes ago, southside said:

"There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear"

If only we lived near the Simpsons

5 minutes ago, Jimbo123 said:

They can, and they're about to announce a couple of marquee signings.

Not these is it, they’ve recently become available 

Report on BBC sport;

River Plate: Football game is abandoned in Argentina after fan falls to their death from a stand.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65799090

23 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

Absolutely. 
Was he the fire chief's favourite? All the rest called by surname and he gets his full name called . 

It was only when I counted the Firemen I realised that there were only 6.

It would also appear that Barney Mcgrew was the driver!

11 minutes ago, City Rocker said:

Barney McGrew rumoured to be out of contract as well?

For many years I always presumed that was two different firemen!

10 minutes ago, citywest30 said:

Good fact. Know any more? Words with vowels in the right order that is, not facts.

adecticous

Did the rest of the Barnsley fans forget the game was on today?

On 23/03/2023 at 15:27, Tinmans Love Child said:

I think I can still remember the address (without googling)

4 Old Lock Keepers Cottages

London 

E3 2NN

 

That’s nothing mate, I can still remember the Swap Shop phone number …. 01 811 8055

4 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

You just know that the remote won't be included and that'll cost extra.

It will be like the premier league as well........

Unlikely to have any leeds

So reading the latest bits of this thread, we have signed David Jason, someone called Brown and some goon so far................ what positions do they play?

1 minute ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Are they picking up shit from the pitch or spreading it?

that's usually 3pm on saturdays