WessexPest

Leaving aside the considerable spin of “mildly less crap” (We’re a division above you and you haven’t been in the same league as us since 2000), you’re bloody right it’s more important, sunbeam. ???

Any road, just like the Third Tier title that historical wring has been righted as we knocked the Gash out of the JPT last time the vagabonds in Quarters brought their septic stink i to our arena with two of the best goals you could ever hope to see in a provincial derby. And this despite us being absolutely woeful that season and having a manager who is only marginally less of a d*ck than Skeletor or Jaily Birdon. Remind us again how many times you’ve won that trophy? That’s a right, a big, fat lonely zero despite being eligible for each of the lash 30 seasons. You know, since we relegated you out the second tier? EDIT: Oh sorry, 29, you decided to lose to your beloved Bath in the FA Trophy in 2014-15 as you were no longer a league team. I’ll need to Google to see who won the JPT that year.

JPT Area Final - the Judas c*** cost you the final against Doncaster Utd. If you’re going to be an effective troll you need to get this basic stuff right.

Don’t have any of the above but do have City v Boro from 2.12.2017 - let me know if you’re interested.

Classy - serial ground stealers or would-be ground stealers. Refined - Porn channel in their clubhouse Beloved by people around the world - managed by the biggest c*** in football who blames all and sundry when they get ****ed up the a*** by “lesser” teams - most despised outfit in L1. Deluded Sag is right. ???

The last time you won at our place! I had hair then, that’s how long ago that was. Beadle, whatever became of him…oh yes, he came back to haunt the Rent Boys in a City shirt. Once again, a defeat that essentially cost you your place in the division. Isn’t it a damn shame your beloved strikers keep defecting to us and making you howl and whine like the little b1tches you are? We did give you Steve “Flapper” Phillips and Fanny Holes in return though. They were great. ?

Can’t imagine why, given those three points didn’t prevent us hammering the final nail in the Scum’s relegation coffin later that season as muppet Ian Alexander saw red. Plus the ghost of 1990 has long been laid to rest, boy, as we won that division while you were getting turned over by such giants of the game as Braintree and Altrincham.

I imagine Barf would have been a hotbed of scum fans when they were cast out between 1986-96 but whether that has endured I’ve no idea. Bath punted them out of the FA Trophy so I have me doubts.

I suppose when you support a crap club with a smattering of fans within a five-mile radius of their miserable excuse for a ground it’s difficult to appreciate that our catchment area extends as far north as Gloucester, south to Taunton and east to Melksham, Chippenham and Devizes. Yes, I may be a dirty twelve-toed Moonraker from the wilds of Wiltshire but fortunately I steered well clear of the Magic Roundabout ne’er-do-wells.

Yes, you can admire our stadium from afar and wish your poxy hovel was anything like as impressive, something that will only happen in your wettest dreams. wE’VE gOT oUR sTADIUM

Yes, because the Gash are a two-bit outfit who couldn’t organise their poo into the pan. Sounds like ideal conditions for the swamp life who frequent the P*sspoorial though.

Yes, I can see your wonderful standard of typing, Gastard! “The Indep”? ? I’m from Devizes, but it was still too close for comfort to the donkey-jacket wearing, BO-producing shrub rocketeers of North Bristol. Our pitch was in pristine condition today BTW - how tinpot must the Pisspoorial Mound be to have the game called off. Mind the Gap.

All those salty tears from yet another defeat to Stanley and our wins over Brum and the mutton molesters.

“HEY, NICK O’TEEN! STOP GIVING CHEWING TOBACCO TO THOSE GORMLESS KIDS!”

Yes, provided posters aren’t breaking the rules I don’t think banning is a good idea - too many people go on about free speech but only want free speech they agree with. Gastards are welcome to spout their rubbish - it’s good comedy. Plus, no censorship - we are better than them.

Ah, so you’ve finally owned up to what you are. What kind of coward pretends to be a City fan or at least a neutral and then is outed as a Scum fan? Comical. You’re fortunate your nauseating stench is tolerated around these parts - I’d love to register on A$$hat and wind up the unwashed, semi-literate peasants who frequent that internet equivalent of the Walton Hop but no interlopers are tolerated - probably because the truth hurts. We’re not currently playing like a team in danger of the drop; and you’ve been relegated twice since we last were. At least you won’t have to endure the Rent Boys losing tomorrow as your Championship-ready sprinklers have frozen solid.

I’d say I was doing this in solidarity too but in actual fact I’ve been as bald as a wok for ten years. But good stuff anyway. ?

Because he was one of the 200,000 locked out who could not get a ticket, obviously.

And, of course, at that point we had reached the nadir in our history. Thus it took an exceptional episode for the Tote Scrotes to temporarily overtake City.

You won’t get a throaty defence of Lansdown from me but trusty buyers are like hen’s teeth. We’ll be fine however it shakes out - thanks for your concern. We might have to sell players but we aren’t going to flog them to our local rivals for the equivalent of a packet of Fruit Pastilles and half a curly Wurly. Higgs took over when the Rent Boys were L1. They’re still L1 - and have gone down on his watch. For a man of unlimited wealth there’s been no rocket propulsion up the league structure. Whatever my frustrations with the BS3 regime I wouldn’t swap it for the set up the Rubbish North of the River have for all the tea in China.

I’d argue he HAS delivered us a half-decent football team - a couple of seasons where we’ve been on nodding terms with the playoffs and some memorable cup nights. He hasn’t made us a decent team but that’s as much down to the decisions that have been made as opposed to financial backing (arguably hiring Johnson, certainly the Holden debacle). Under Wael on the other hand - a man who we were assured would make the Gash the sixth richest team in England or whatever it was - the Gash are no further forward either on or off the pitch than they were under hated Higgs.

I’m under no illusions - SL may be the devil we know, but what he has not been is an Abramovich type figure who has given us inexhaustible resources that we have merely squandered; the Gas love to paint us as a mega rich club but in the grand scheme of things we are Argos shoppers. Feel free to ignore me, then, if you don’t want bile where the Gassholes are concerned - I hate them with the heat of 100,000 red giant stars (or 10,000,000 Gas dwarfs - with another 500,000,000 locked out).

Surprised (and disappointed) you got out unscathed considering the way you conduct yourself; perhaps you should stick to those charming areas of North Bristol such as Speedwell, Lawrence Hill, Easton and St Paul’s to see the best of humanity... As for forums where both sets of supporters can interact - chance’d be a fine thing; blame that on the Gastard scum who shut down all dissenting voices in their hilarious Conference relegation season and will tolerate no whiff of anything other than unalloyed praise to the w_@nks in Quarters on A$$hat. So, consider yourself privileged for being able to come on here and say what you want. Far from all of us are Lansdown fanboys BTW, he’s made a lot of mistakes and in the grand scheme of things the financial backing he’s given our is pocket change (sadly). Still, could be worse - could have been bought by an utter charlatan who convinced the Pisspoorial’s gullible fan base he was going to take them to the top and lo and behold seven years later they are still flat broke. ?

I suppose after this result, coupled with yesterday’s outcome, you do have to take Arsenal’s title credentials seriously. Tottenham have been utterly gutless though. Could be the most open championship race in years - when a team who hasn’t won it in so long have a commanding lead there’s always a chance they will throw it away.

Apart from that Bignot sucker punch and a late Cameron consolation they barely created a chance all night. Beadle very close to a wonder goal, but his introduction, after Robbie Pathetic crocked Lee Peacock, transformed the game. Must have really hurt them to see the man who had caused us so much pain in Gate derbies doing the business against them in a red shirt. Thorpe’s goal was a thing of beauty.