Barrs Court Red Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Heather mills in goal? Lets be fair even golfers use a woden club to lump it soometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidNoble Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 ian holloway in defence or is that a bit to far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 ian holloway in defence or is that a bit to far? That's just sick - Shame on you What about that Austrian bloke, Hans Fritz instead. HE's good at keeping things tight, certainly wouldn't let many forwards get in (or out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilnin Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 That's just sick - Shame on you What about that Austrian bloke, Hans Fritz instead. HE's good at keeping things tight, certainly wouldn't let many forwards get in (or out) May cost a bit though? He's wanted by many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southvillekiddy Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 I couldnt give a **** if our front 2 was Hitler and Stalin with Mugabe as captain as long as they did the business. Managed by Pal Pot Mike Tyson and Jaws in central defence to bite of a few *******s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 I couldnt give a **** if our front 2 was Hitler and Stalin with Mugabe as captain as long as they did the business. Managed by Pal Pot OI!!! Hitler, Mugabe and Stalin is one thing, but don't you dare try and replace God as manager! :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 OI!!! Hitler, Mugabe and Stalin is one thing, but don't you dare try and replace God as manager! :tongue: I'm a tad worried by potential personality clashes within this BCFC all star side but here it goes...... Right back Mussolini, Right wing Hitler.... Left back Mao, Left wing Stalin..... Attacking midfield Genghis Khan.... Holding midfield Napoleon.... Churchill goalie, Eisenhower and Montgomery strikers...... Ho Chi Min and General Giap....Central defence.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo666 Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Ho Chi Min... Central defence? Too chaotic... Needs a steady hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiderSomerset Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 I'm a tad worried by potential personality clashes within this BCFC all star side but here it goes...... Right back Mussolini, Right wing Hitler.... Left back Mao, Left wing Stalin..... Attacking midfield Genghis Khan.... Holding midfield Napoleon.... Churchill goalie, Eisenhower and Montgomery strikers...... Ho Chi Min and General Giap....Central defence.... Excellent Gobbers! :goingup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Ho Chi Min... Central defence? Too chaotic... Needs a steady hand. Ho Chi Min - an excellent defender that did defend Vietnam against the French, the Americans and then the Chinese attack. A change of personnel up front: I'm dropping General Montgomery for His Excellency Oliver Cromwell to lead the attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fRed Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Don't go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo666 Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Ho Chi Min - an excellent defender that did defend Vietnam against the French, the Americans and then the Chinese attack. A change of personnel up front: I'm dropping General Montgomery for His Excellency Oliver Cromwell to lead the attack. Cromwell over Monty? Now you are going barkers. Cromwell as lord protector in defence... You need a subs bench... (Yes the England match IS that dull) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Excellent Gobbers! :goingup: Napoleon - holding midfielder - seen here holding his d ick maybe? :noexpression: ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fRed Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 How can you reply to that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Cromwell over Monty? Now you are going barkers. Cromwell as lord protector in defence... You need a subs bench... (Yes the England match IS that dull) It's got to be Olde Ironsides to lead the attack, he's got a sabre to cut through any defence and he's got iron boots to blast past any goalie ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 How can you reply to that? Well? What is he holding? :noexpression: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo666 Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 It's got to be Olde Ironsides to lead the attack, he's got a sabre to cut through any defence and he's got iron boots to blast past any goalie ...... Now you're making perfect sense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmo666 Posted June 1, 2008 Report Share Posted June 1, 2008 Well? What is he holding? :noexpression: A Gun! I'm going to bed now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgsmuzzy Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 For the sub's bench, I am proposing General Than Shwe of Burma, although not known for his vision, he controls his own small area with an iron grip Also, Kim Jong-Il, cannot be taken seriously enough to warrent a starting place, but a well known rabble rouser, who injects some fire into the team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PaulTrollopesBlueArmy Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 do you really want that big time charlie back at your club? his attitude stinks and hes a Pr!ck, yeah hes a good striker but arent you worried he will come back thinking hes bigger than the rest of the team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 I predict a ban Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Garfunkle Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 thats a very good point and that is a worry yes, but do you mind me asking why you are so interested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PaulTrollopesBlueArmy Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 why would i get banned for that? and I'm asking because ive heard lots of rumours and just thought id ask and plus I'm trying to avoid our forum at the moment because of the stadium agony makes me angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 For the sub's bench, I am proposing General Than Shwe of Burma, although not known for his vision, he controls his own small area with an iron grip Also, Kim Jong-Il, cannot be taken seriously enough to warrent a starting place, but a well known rabble rouser, who injects some fire into the team. How about Harold Shipman - We've been crying out for a decent finisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redcityman Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 do you really want that big time charlie back at your club? his attitude stinks and hes a Pr!ck, yeah hes a good striker but arent you worried he will come back thinking hes bigger than the rest of the team? had me worried there, wasn't till you said striker that i realised you weren't talking about flapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 For the sub's bench, I am proposing General Than Shwe of Burma, although not known for his vision, he controls his own small area with an iron grip Also, Kim Jong-Il, cannot be taken seriously enough to warrent a starting place, but a well known rabble rouser, who injects some fire into the team. Yep, they're definately worth considering for the subs bench or the reserve team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Mosquito Posted June 2, 2008 Report Share Posted June 2, 2008 How about Harold Shipman - We've been crying out for a decent finisher. Harold Shipman wouldn't have mob support. We'll need at least a 300,000 capacity stadium to accomodate the various mobs that'll turn up to watch Cromwell, Stalin and Hitler...... Cromwell's mob.... Stalin's mob...... Hitler's mob.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJW Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 LEROY LITA DEAL HAS BEEN DONE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riaz Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 LEROY LITA DEAL HAS BEEN DONE. how do you know this? hmmm your first post.... I smell bullsh!t... Apologies in advance if he signs, but i don't believe you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bh_red Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 sigh. . . . . . . .. . ....who's he joined then Sunderland or West Brom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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