glynriley Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 ...jewellery box. "What this", he yelled and marched out of the room clutching a signed photo of Gary Johnson.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 ..."He's a conference lover at best. Please tell me you don't think he's better than me at... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokey Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 Catching some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's, coz i'll show you…………….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 His secret weapon under the duvet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 "I've seen it all before" she said "but......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 At least it was working properly then and not............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 ...weak down the middle and with an alarming tendency to flunk the finish. "It's not good enough", she moaned but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 "Why don't we both sit down with a nice cup of tea" she suggested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 "How dare you, madam!", he cried. "I'm a strict Mormon. Bring me a pint of Natch, and be quick about it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Meanwhile in the Tyrannosaur paddock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashtonwurzel Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 In the mud was found a double ender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Fordy62 said: Meanwhile in the Tyrannosaur paddock... ...there was utter chaos. A hedgehog had got in under the fence and was savaging the ankles of the mighty reptiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 Suddenly the hedgehog was abducted by Aliens who saw him as the most intelligent life form on Earth. Once on board, the Aliens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 all had the body of Brian May from Queen and the head of Brian May from Queen and when they spoke they had the voice of Germain Greer and shouted in unison ".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 24, 2016 Report Share Posted January 24, 2016 All hail mighty Horace, Saviour of the Universe!"and all the aliens prostrated themselves, offering gifts of candied slugs. "This is my command..." said the Hog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 All suck on my slug ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 ...and there was a vast slurping noise throughout the Universe. "Lovely!", shouted the Sycophants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 and their relatives the Elephants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Next to arrive at the Dieter's Ball - Mr and Mrs Fant and their enormous daughter Ellie Fant... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Who was eating a Terry's chocolate orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 In each hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 "Yummy!" She said, "but I prefer the dark chocolate one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 But, alas, you can't get them any more I blame the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordy62 Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Muslims. Everything is their fault. Every crime worth mentioning is committed by them." it was evident that young Ellie had been reading the non football section of an Internet forum. Another thing she had learnt from it was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 The curious connection between extremist political views and the inability to spell simple wrods. This is because.., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Peg Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 5 hours ago, Aizoon said: The curious connection between extremist political views and the inability to spell simple wrods. This is because.., ("wrods" - in a post about spelling ) ...they type with their noses. Meanwhile, back on the farm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Orns Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Old McDonald had a cock..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 26, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 The stupid thing wouldn't stop it's noise, this was because . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 No one could find the stop cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Meanwhile Dolly was relaxing in her silky Baby Dolly while cuddling her childhood dolly while eating Dolly mixture and watching Hello Dolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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