BigTone Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Was a complete load of bollycocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 8, 2016 Report Share Posted February 8, 2016 Back at the Palace, Charles asked his ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 ...... wingers to 'tuck in' to tighten up the midfield and stop the opposition playing through them .......... Uncle TFR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 ....Ohh stop it Charles, its just a game to you isn't it?.. Will you get your man servants off of me, come over here and do it yourself like a normal bloke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 ....... her cries were heard in North Korea, and the news was soon relayed to the divine ruler, you know - he who ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 Has so many concubines that he just can't make up his mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 ...... back in old En-ger-land, Charles became aware of the enormous rocket North Korea wanted the worlds eyes to gaze upon. A rocket of stature, of girth, and something that should be feared .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 ...particularly by the concubines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Suddenly aliens invaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 ...... and they were absolutely fascinated as they could only see the tip of his rocket; aliens love rockets, and they wanted to see the whole thing - the entire length - so they could compare ............ Unc' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 It to their own rocket. Sadly for the aliens their rocket was much bigger and aesthetically pleasing so, disappointed they decided to go home. Relieved..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bissellredhead Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 And decided to put their feet up. They thought they hadn't posted on otib for a while so decided to post a load of zzzzzzzzzzzz's @Robbored thought this was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 But then they tried to edit their post using an Android and discovered that it didn't work. In a fit of rage they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 ...... unjustifiably and cruelly attacked Robbored, innocent as he was .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 ...but he responded with a blast from his zzzzzzzzzzzzatron, wiping them out to the last alien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 But when the security services accessed the aliens` data banks they discovered that George Ferguson was actually a lizard in human skin who was sent to our planet to destroy Bristol before it became the greatest city on the earth. When the people heard this they.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 ...said "Meh, but what are you going to do?" and went back to watching Corrie and East Enders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 But some didn`t and held a séance where they summoned up the spirit of Isambard Kingdom Brunel and when he heard what the slimy reptile Ferguson was planning he........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 ... designed an idiot trap disguised as a cyclepath, which diverted Red Trousers into an spiral tunnel under St Mary Redcliffe. The Great Engineer estimates that he should pop up in the middle of the Nullarbor Plain some time in February 2057. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 But....he could pop up anywhere if the time warp continueum miss calculates.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Even though Scotty was yelling that they "Dinnae have the power!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 "And the engines will nae take it, Cap'n". Alas, he was right. The dilithium crystals on Red Trousers' subterranean bicycle exploded with the force of a thousand suns and our Beloved Mayor was scattered across the universe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 But, with the regenerative alien power he possessed every part of him, like the worm he was, grew into a brand new red trousered buffoon and one went to every inhabited planet in the universe to wreak bicycle powered havoc across the cosmos. The Federation had to take action and they.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 ...installed tram tracks on every inhabited planet, cunningly designed to catch the wheels of bicycles and hurl them into harbours or under the wheels of public transport vehicles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 And it was chaos.....the alien emergency services just decided to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 ....recruit an army of toothless sPaCeySO's - glorified Boy Scouts/Girl Guides with little or no actual powers - but the uniforms were out of this World and looked great.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 But the masterstroke was when they put these imagined authority figures on bicycles. The Ferguson iterations were overwhelmed by what they saw as their success in driving the entire police force out of their cars, their collective heads exploded and.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 ...expanded out of the Galaxy, never to be seen again. Meanwhile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 Back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a door was playing with his.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 ...football club that his daddy, Chief Lives Far Away, had bought for him. He wondered when Daddy would let him have a full-size manager to play with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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