BigTone Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 But all the time the King of Hedgehogs blamed "tired legs" and "missed chances" for their problems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 While in Bristols new Dollywood. ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Dolly mixture was being served on gilded doilies by hedgehogs with tired legs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 ....the hogs legs gave way under the weight of so many Barbies, Sindys, Kens and Action Men, the mix of dollies were strewn across the Embassy floor.... 'FFS!!"yelled the Ambassador "bloody hedgehogs, useless load of p r i cks! ...clear this mess up ... you're fired! and someone fetch me an egg sarnie -Pronto" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 28, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Meanwhile over at Ashton Gate, Mark Ashton was just . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 shaking off the dribbles of a well deserved slash when suddenly..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 ...it fell off in his own hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tall King Blox Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 He yelled " Damn that Alien viagra " and wondered how he felt, and realised..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Not for the first time he felt a cock... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Being dressed in Gas colours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Whatever they might be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Orange. Do I not like orange said........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 ...Graham Taylor. I can't abide they Dutchies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 They remind me of turnips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Aizoon said: ...Graham Taylor. I can't abide they Dutchies... ....or crossing the Tamar bridge while passing the Duchy on the left hand side.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 15 minutes ago, BigTone said: They remind me of turnips and posh creamy potatoes, .... "stuff that - give us a cod lot" said Camilla to Charlie, in her best faux West Country accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: ....or crossing the Tamar bridge while passing the Duchy on the left hand side.... Here, that's my joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Back to the story please kids............"it's all yours", says Charlie, "along with a battered sausage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 "I'm not surprised it's battered", laughed Camilla, "Considering where it's been"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 A lot like yourself replied Charles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Meanwhile there was discontent in the Palace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 Hearing reports of treason, the Lord High Executioner rushed to BS3, waving his mighty chopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 He's nothing but a Conference Prince yelled Robbored in between napzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Aizoon said: Hearing reports of treason, the Lord High Executioner rushed to BS3, waving his mighty chopper. ...which Ashton duly clainmed as his own, a much needed replacement for the worn out old one which was always prematurely coming off in his hand. I'll keep the helmiet he thought, it'll come in handy when facing the fans Q&A, things might get iffy when they demand to know our plans for replacing Cotts.."who's coming in? & when?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 "Ashton? Is he the traitor", roared the axeman. "Off with his head!" Fortunately, he was only a Conference axeman and merely gave the suit a short back and sides... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 28, 2016 Report Share Posted January 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Aizoon said: Here, that's my joke Ya gotta get used to sharing our mutual tooth Aiz, and remember to put it back in the glass when you 've finished wiv it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Aizoon said: "Ashton? Is he the traitor", roared the axeman. "Off with his head!" Fortunately, he was only a Conference axeman and merely gave the suit a short back and sides... Ashton was furious... "My mullet, my mullet what have you done with my mullet?" ..... " I'll never sing a convincing Waddle Hoddle 'Diamond Light' Christmas party karaoke tribute again!..... 'pause for deep breath', ....its been my party piece since '87 " . Oh well life goes on..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 Even without mulleted karaoke, sad to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 "Mulleted karioki" "what the hell is that?" cried an angry Ashton. "It'll take me months to regrow my mullet, how am I gonna look trendy in the meantime ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 29, 2016 Report Share Posted January 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Robbored said: 4 minutes ago, Robbored said: ...it'll take me months to regrow my mullet, how am I gonna look trendy in the meantime ?" Breaking News.... Dads Army is back! .... Ashton (always a dedicated follower of fashion, wets himself with excitement,) for once HE's going to be THE trendsetter! ''Call me 'Mainwaring!' '' he exclaims to himself as he admires his bang on trend new hairdo in the mirror... Attention seeking as usual... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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