Aizoon Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Apparently it's not endless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 20 hours ago, Aizoon said: Apparently its not endless. ? Said a banner carried by the slightly off the wall character known as Aizoon, 'its not endless - the end is nigh' (but nutters have been saying that donkeys ears innit, sniggered the writers of Coronation Street in fake cockney accents) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 14, 2016 Report Share Posted February 14, 2016 Meanwhile back In Guernsey our faraway leader play picked up the phone and ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 & ...like in those old 50"s American movies he barked into the mouth piece... " operator, patch me through to the mayors office, it's important...." To his surprise the phone really was connected and the operator responded with "yes sir, putting you through now..." Suddenly in a voice reminiscent of Brando in The Godfather the mayor answered ... "George here, waddaya want? and make it quick..." The Channel Island tycoon thought to himself .... ' f - king red trousered arsehole'.... before speaking up and saying "...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 `When you came to me on my daughter`s wedding day and asked if I could give you Bristol to play with you knew that one day the favour must be returned. That day is now. What I require of you is................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 ...that you forego the scarlet pantaloons and denounce the bicycle as the work of the devil. Furthermore, that you tear up all the cyclepaths and replace them with tram tracks for the use of the masses, every tram route starting and finishing at Ashton Gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 And with that, a new song was born......."that you forego the scarlet pantaloons and denounce the bicycle as the work of the devil. Furthermore, that you tear up all the cyclepaths and replace them with tram tracks for the use of the masses, every tram route starting and finishing at Ashton Gate" Oblivious to how it started on a fan's forum it gathered pace and voice and rhythm until it could be heard from stand to stand then street to street and finally all city wide. We became famous for our most uniquest of unique chants. The envy of the country, the pride of the West. "But I likes bikes Daddy" said little Danny "The funny thing is....I think we all do too" said Daddy, slowly closing the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 To hear the fans chanting "Give us a T, give us an H, give us an A" brought a lump to the throat, and the chant sometimes outlasted even the mandatory "Time Added on for the Opposition to Score"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 On Tuesday, February 16, 2016 at 16:58, Aizoon said: To hear the fans chanting theve us a T, give us an H, give us an A" brought a lump to the throat, and the chant be attimes outlasted even the mandatory "Time Added on for the Opposition to Score"... Come on Aiz -you cant leave it there, who's gonna follow that ffs? ....hope you have literally lost the plot you gotta take this story somewhere and move it along or its in danger of becoming more dire than the unbelievably highly regarded phoney 'classic' Catcher in the Rye (that was a shit read, only read it because of the connection it seems to have with high profile perpetrators of crime (Lennon/Chapman etc) .... Couldnt detect anything of interest within Salingers' pages, as a disappointed reader it moved me to depressive boredom rather than a desire to commit murder!... So come on Aiz, you're the guy with the imagination here dont be a Salinger type bore writer... Where are you going to take this endless story to next?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 With one bound, Aizoon was free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 And dived down his Wookey Hole hideout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Once inside his den Aiz felt this strange, almost unnatural sound that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Robbored said: Once inside his den Aiz felt this strange, almost unnatural sound that..... Caused violent vibratons in his gentlemans region Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 So he looked around the cave and in a dark recess was a huge pile of large egg-like objects, some of which were vibrating as if they were going to....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 ...become part of a large consignment of adult marital aids enroute to ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotham Brow Red Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 ...dark and dirty dive that is Horfield. There lies, hevens bereft of morals akin to the sordid underworld of satin. Adult material so laden with sin the world wonders at the recipients mental state of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Cotham Brow Red said: ..dark and dirty dive that is Horfield. There lies, hevens bereft of morals akin to the sordid underworld of satin. Adult material so laden with sin the world wonders at the recipients mental state of.... ...specially when a mysterious new 'dom' produces an 'arab strap' - surprising the assembled deviants who burst into a chorus of 'if we'd known you were coming , we'd have baked a cake' ... in truth despite the anticipation non of them knew what they were in for next.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Then someone changed the CD and on came "YMCA" the cave went silent and then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Robbored said: Then someone changed the CD and on came "YMCA" the cave went silent and then.... ...all the people from the village turned up and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 ...one by one the mysterious egg-like objects hatched. They were aliens! The villagers beat a swift retreat muttering "bloody hippies".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 & out popped another batch of 'green' c....... ...ouncillors to inflict their airy fairy other worldly ideas on Britain's greatest City once again, starting with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Mr Green Trousers, whose nether garments were, despite their colour, strangely familiar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 On 2/20/2016 at 06:10, Aizoon said: Mr Green Trousers, whose nether garments were, despite their colour, strangely familiar... was found to be a nursery for insects which.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 was cutely named "Inf Ant School"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 And oh! Kevin Dur Ant is one of the students. But... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Sing "Ho for a hog!" and on with the story. Several hundred hedgehogs singing the praises of Little Lee in snuffly tones* marched forth in celebration, stopping the traffic in West Street. Then, without warning... * no, not that snuffly Tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Nigel Farage rose from the swamps to declare his love for Red M and his desire to cull all Hodgeheggy type creatures in the Andes and beyond. In conjunction with Donald Tump he believes he can take over the world before Hilary Clinton put on her red lipstick, crouched on her knees and said " lets debate the constitution" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 But, alas, Donald Trump believes that the Andes is a river in india. Farage and Clinton followed him on his unhogly quest and were lost forever in the peaks and valleys of the Himalayas. RedM was left bereft, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 6 hours ago, Aizoon said: But, alas, Donald Trump believes that the Andes is a river in india. Farage and Clinton followed him on his unhogly quest and were lost forever in the peaks and valleys of the Himalayas. RedM was left bereft, but... Luckily enough Donald Trump also believes that his feet are his hands and his hands are his feet. Like a ninja he threw a thousand missed placed apostrophes which swirled around Red M's head before attaching themselves to her clothing and lifting her high in to the sky. Trump muttered to his greasy hands "you do the walking, I'll do the talking" and he stuck his snout in a muddy puddle. That's when Jamie lee Curtis stood behind him and with both hands lifted a rock above her head...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 And in her best Russian accent said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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