Robbored Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 Back at Bs3 mysterious things were beginning to happen and........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 it was discovered that deep within the bowels of the new West Stand there was a secret room containing a huge leather chair embossed with the initials SL and controls in the arms which operated sliding wall panels which, when opened, revealed video feeds of the world`s major cities. Sitting in the chair was a man stroking a white cat. He was addressing a man on one of the screens and saying `Well done agent Wally. You have fulfilled the first part of your mission. The second stage is to............`. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 ...build a new stadium - in Milton Keynes. He then typed RRH on his keypad and pressed a red button, thereby vapourising Red Right Hand for mistaking his albino hedgehog for a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 But RRH had a set of skills that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 enabled him to instantly teleport away from danger to some barren desolate unpopulated location where no-one could possibly find him. When he emerged from the portal at the Memorial Stadium on matchday he ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 ...was greeted by Horace who said "Learned your lesson now, have you, mate? No hard feelings, I hope, but the Great Lansdown is very fond of his albino hog.". With which, RRH... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 6, 2016 Report Share Posted March 6, 2016 returned to the portal which was cunningly disguised as a festive attraction for children and set the controls for the heart of the sun where Pink Floyd were......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 ....still proving that pigs really can fly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 ..unlike hedgepigs who are banned from most airlines after the notorious O'Leary ankle-biting incident. Meanwhile Pink Floyd were letting it rip with the Gashead anthem "Come on Eileen"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 while doing his morning routine where he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 ..strolls down the Gloucester road biting Gasheads' ankles more or less at random, whistling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 ....the Casey Jones theme tune - what a crazy young hog, how the heck did he know about Casey Jones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 7, 2016 Report Share Posted March 7, 2016 Prolly got it from strolling along the track of my garden railway. But I digress. At least it's more tuneful than the Methanious Dirge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 which is monotonous. Oh, dear, I remember!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 ...that Eileen from the 1950's. Must be in her 90's now! She's been around a bit, mind. More men have said goodnight to her than to Katie Price... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 and even Dwight Yorke knew where to draw the line, especially..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 ...reluctant, as the spirituals put it, "to cross the Jordan"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 ..... a bridge simply was not an option, so a HUGE hole boring machine was hired ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 And round and round went the bloody great wheel, in and out went the................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 bloody great Hampster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 In his campaign to become president, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 His presential rival was already wearing a yellow hamster as a comb over so he decided to change..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Into red-trousers like that famous City mayor across the pond in little old Britain... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 ...where people were saying "You never see Trump and Ferguson together"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 That's because as any player of Top Trumps knows a Massy Ferguson would never be top trump but a JCB... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 Angela Merkel jumped out from the under stairs cupboard, after her tryst with Victor Orban, and décolletage swinging gently in the breeze. Everyone chorused "that's no dead heat in the Zeppelin race!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 "That's it", said Mr Cadbury. "I've shot down the last Zeppelin; now I'll start a chocolate empire, and seal it with my signature!"... PS Every word of that is solemn truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 And I will come back to haunt anyone who sells my empire to the Americans no matter how many times they say they`ll keep the factories open................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 ...Krafty bar stewards that they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted March 9, 2016 Report Share Posted March 9, 2016 and surprisingly, I saw them dating in.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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