Lanterne Rouge Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 `Oi! What are you playing at?` shouted seaman........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 ...Staines, from the masthead of the Black Pig. Suddenly, "Avast behind", he cried "I spy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 15 hours ago, Aizoon said: ...Staines, from the masthead of the Black Pig. Suddenly, "Avast behind", he cried "I spy..." ...with my japs-eye something beginning with..... .? ............ " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 ..."X". And, sure enough, from that lofty height, they could clearly see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 this... Xzanadu appeared to an going nowhere fast so eye-spied 'another letter' . Z ' ..zoomed into Zach who was spending another lazy Saturday afternoon sat on a bench but this turned out to be no ordinary bench on a not at all ordinary day. Looking down on Zachs bench at the fast changing almost un-recognisable Ashton Gate stadium events below ensured that a SIX NIL defeat for Zach and his dad and their doomed Bolton team meant that 19th March 2016 was a real day to remember for 'little' BCFC , 'little' AG, Little Lee ('little debt' too btw unlike Bolton).... The eye spied ' Z ' had proved to be a RED LETTER DAY..... "Heads or Tails? " shouted someone as a shiny twenty-pence spun in the air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 "Edge" shouted Zach, even though that was an unlikely result "I just can't just make up my mind, where's daddy when I need him to tell me what to do?" The AG faithful chipped in with ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 ..."The Lady" called W G Grace as the old penny hit the ground. "He's right again", cried the baffled visiting captain as the image of Britannia shone up at him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Aizoon said: ..."The Lady "called W G Grace as the old penny hit the ground. "He's right again", cried the baffled visiting captain as the image of Britannia shone up at him... By now 'twenty-pence' was totally confused TOSSERS he thought.... 'thanks Ian for your thoughts and insight on todays Bolton massacre at the Gate' ... keep the texts and calls coming... 'Next up we have Horace Hedgehog who texts in from Horfield' .... Horace is that you on the line? ..Get off! Theres a train coming, (hee,hee, the old un's are the best chuckled Twentychange).... 'Do I smell Gas? ..Geoffs nose twitched - ' no, its just Zach's dad shitting himself at the thought of facing Zachs mother later & explaining everything once again!' ... 'Please Zach, dont tell yer mum, he pleaded".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 ...that I've been having casual sex with men. It's called cottageing, but....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 23 minutes ago, Robbored said: ...that I've been having sex with men. It's called cottageing, but....... ...thats not the big problem son, its the bad advice I gave you which ****** up your career, she's f'ing livid with me for putting your 'housekeeping money' above your best interests, and these Wurzels putting a six-nil whitewash on us today aint gonna go down well wiv' 'er indoors'... 'Is there a Sainsbury's around here somewhere?, I'd best pop in to pick up sone flowers and a bottle of wine for her I think Zach' .... 'OK, good idea dad, whatever you say' .... Then some overnight ZZZzzzzzzzzz's ....... 'Your everso naughty dad,' thought young Zach before nodding off. Meanwhile next day the Lansdowns were settling down for Sunday lunch, the table laden with ?? ...thoughts and conversation turned to ?? ..... The fly on the wall sees and hears everthing he's really 'in the know' .... buzzing with excitement he couldnt to relay the news to an eager bunch of 'all ears' Otibers keen to lap up any titbits and crumbs from the 'top table'.... So what news Mr Fly?..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 ..."6 (SIX) - nil. That'll do for I" mused Our Steve, pouring himself another glass of Moet et Chandon. "I wonder if Al Qazi drinks champers.". With that on his mind, he tucked into a plate of Brains faggots and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Suddenly realised to his horror that Ocado had got his order wrong and they were actually Mr Faggot`s brains.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 20, 2016 Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: Suddenly realised to his horror that Ocado had got his order wrong and they were actually Mr Faggot`s brains.................... OMG, and thats the moment when a cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 On 20 mars 2016 at 10:02, Aizoon said: ..."X". And, sure enough, from that lofty height, they could clearly see... Absolutely nothing at all . A fog , thicker than a 70's German pornstar's pubes engulfed their ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 ...important little places. "What can this mean?" they cried, and Mr Red Trouser stepped forward, saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 12 minutes ago, Aizoon said: ...important little places. "What can this mean?" they cried, and Mr Red Trouser stepped forward, saying... I wear them at half mast but give me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Convenience or give me death............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 10 hours ago, Major Isewater said: I wear them at half mast but give me ... ...and a queer threw up at the sight if that, I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 14 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: ...and a queer threw up at the sight if that, I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour... A 'queer ' what ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 21 hours ago, Major Isewater said: A 'queer ' what ? ........... At this point Bowie drops in lyrically with an explaination.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 But Jules Holland staggered on stage, bottle of half slug gin in one hand, copy of TV Quick in the other. A frenzied tussle broke out and after a flurry of punches and language that would make a gangsta rapper blush Holland wrestled the microphone from Bowie and announced in a blood curdling shriek "this time the only requests I'll take is for your souls" he paused before adding "and perhaps a tiny smidgen of early Roy Orbison if you play your cards right" He winked and launched straight into the most chilling version of Pappa Don't Preach you'd ever have the misfortune to hear. The curtain fell on the very last note and when it rose again it revealed that Holland had....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 4 hours ago, The dastardly red said: But Jules Holland staggered on stage, bottle of half slug gin in one hand, copy of TV Quick in the other. A frenzied tussle broke out and after a flurry of punches and language that would make a gangsta rapper blush Holland wrestled the microphone from Bowie and announced in a blood curdling shriek "this time the only requests I'll take is for your souls" he paused before adding "and perhaps a tiny smidgen of early Roy Orbison if you play your cards right" He winked and launched straight into the most chilling version of Pappa Don't Preach you'd ever have the misfortune to hear. The curtain fell on the very last note and when it rose again it revealed that Holland had....... ...quite a few windmills, loads of tulips and a number of dykes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Meanwhile , having taken a ride on the Magic Roundabout in the wrong direction .,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 13 hours ago, WhistleHappy said: ...quite a few windmills, loads of tulips and a number of dykes..... According to an early MS Word syntax checker, the correct format is "The dykes who protect Holland from the sea"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 On Wednesday, March 23, 2016 at 13:28, Aizoon said: According to an early syntax checker, the correct format is "The dykes . who protect Holland from the sea"... "Never mind all that" said Bill Gates "I've got loadsa money! ... lets play 'spend it like **** 'em' ... we can go anywhere, do anything, suggestions please, another chapter in the 'Endless Story' begins" One rule continued Bill " I aint buying any footballers or clubs, you can forget sport in this story, I wont dance dont ask me". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Forget sport. H'mm. How about Bristol Rovers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Aizoon said: Forget sport. H'mm. How about Bristol Rovers? Language Timothy!! , .... behave yourself Aiz, remember Bill's paying so, the worlds your hedgehog (soz, oyster) Go for it, ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Dinsdale! DINSDALE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Dinsdale was a cruel man, .... Cruel but fair... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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