Aizoon Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 Horace would like to say that his Uncle Norman is a peaceable hog who wouldn't hurt a fly. A Piranha or a Gashead, on the other hand, are very different matters. Darrell! DARRELL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 "Who the fxxk is Darrell Clarke?" asked the enraged Lee Johnson "there's only one team in Bristol" he said "and we've got our own online forum, it's about time we......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 ...had a 127-page thread on something other than Bristol Rovers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted April 4, 2016 Report Share Posted April 4, 2016 however, page 125 is missing! I was reading about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Sat on his face . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 "what a shit investment this story turned out to be" uttered Bill "is THAT it? Goddammit!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 "Is THAT what?" he questioned. "Surely it's not the......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 8, 2016 Report Share Posted April 8, 2016 ...Pre-release version of Windows 12. Like Windows 8 only worse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 ....then we discovered Everest Windows and all was good thanks to Ted Moult who could've knocked us down with a feather, it wasn't a wind up - we were big fans of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 It was at this point that Terence Trent Darby flung the door open and gleefully announced "this never ending story blows my mind, it's like outer space and I love it" Both of his breasts were Pauline Quirk's face but he had a strong bra on so none of us even knew about these double quirks nor heard their muffled plea "save me save me you're smothering my creativity" of course after a while they took a little snooze and began to dream. They were both on flag poles at the top of Ben Nevis fluttering in the icey breeze, one looked at other and said "can't say I didn't warn you" other paused for a second and then said "did you tape Cracker?" There had not been a climber at the summit for two days and both Quirks were spoiling for a fight "we summon up the Daniels" Phil Daniels appeared "no we meant the dead Daniels" Phill disappeared and Helen Daniels appeared "oh he looks a lot more like an Australian granny than he does on the telly" spluttered one Quirk "go on give him his catch phrase see how he likes THAT" Before the other Quirk could serve the catch phrase Helen Daniels hoisted her skirt and whipped a bunch of Paul Daniels from her behind. Each Daniels was talking about taxes and how he doesn't like sharing, how he puts his initials on the brown sauce so Debbie can't say she thought it was hers like she did with her Barclaycard. "Do one magic boy" the Quirks said in unison. He was gone and they woke up in Terence's bra. "Tell you what, it feels good to be home" "yup shit was getting strange there for a second" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 But then, suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 45 minutes ago, Aizoon said: But then, suddenly... this crazy birdman appeared and reminded us of the good old bad old days at the back of the East End when we used to beat out a rhythm on the old corrugated iron sheeting -creating a Zulu warriorlike '60s/70s' Ashton Gate atmosphere. ...then the birdman wandered off out of this story muttering something about the manky state of his sandwiches, strange bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 The other side merely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 On Thursday, April 21, 2016 at 13:37, Major Isewater said: The other side merely... ...prepared to... Mouldly Dough wear snowman ass scone bee four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 ...to boldly split infinitives that no man has split before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Aizoon said: ...to boldly split infinitives that no man has split before... ....adding ice cream to bananas makes an infinately bolder desert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 It just trickled down her cheek, the tear that released her years of hurt . Her solitude , her longing. All the questions she dared to ask answered by .,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted April 27, 2016 Report Share Posted April 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Major Isewater said: It just trickled down her cheek, the tear that released her years of hurt . Her solitude , her longing. All the questions she dared to ask answered by .,, .....Stephen Fry during a late nite rerun of an old episode of QI on the Dave channel,... "**** me!" she exclaimed, "fancy that, .." before finally completing that bloody crossword in her 1993 copy of the Sunday Sport and blowing Mr Fry a kiss via the tv screen .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 ...when suddenly Aliens invaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 16 hours ago, Welcome To The Jungle said: ...when suddenly Aliens invaded. ...but were trodden into the dust by Spiny Norman and his brood... "That's the aliens done for", said Norman. "Now for those artics..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 Spineys mum returned from Iceland, and Norman got stuck right into that long awaited Arctic Roll ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 59 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said: Spineys mum returned from Iceland, and Norman got stuck right into that long awaited Arctic Roll ... The weather report for Luton included heavy snowfalls, but it was just Our Spiny's messy eating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Aizoon said: The weather report for Luton included heavy snowfalls, but it was just Our Spiny's messy eating... understandable really, ....what else is a hog to do while waiting for his bird to waft in from Paradise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 ....shock horror Spiny has a rival, and he's not an evil looking man either, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 ...Spiney, it must be said, wasn't the best 'meet and greet' in the World. At the airport, amid the rows of limo's, standing alongside his hired Luton Van Spiney was holding a placard that read Chase Me! ... that was the beginning - when it all started to go wrong..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 ...Lorraine was still fuming about the water in Majorca and got it into her head than Spiny had been peeing in it she told her neighbour Dinsdale, and it all kicked off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Aizoon said: .. .Lorraine was still fuming about the water in Majorca and got it into her head than Spiny had been peeing in it she told her neighbour Dinsdale, and it all kicked off... ...when Dinsdale didnt respond like she thought he oughta, he casually called her a piss-taker, Lorraine found this hard to swallow, .... oh well I guess theres a first time for everything thought Dins, as he watch her spitting feathers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major Isewater Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 As if transformed to another moment in time , a gentler time , where days were long and sun-filled and children ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted May 9, 2016 Report Share Posted May 9, 2016 It was back in 1976, the glorious summer and everyone was stunned with the....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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