WhistleHappy Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 ...your dreams, in reality dreams are in danger of becoming nightmares, be afraid, be very afraid, as they say in the movies... because ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Angie is Obama's ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Lo and behold.. Paparazzi are surrounding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 two giant hot air balloons at Ashton Court which someone mistakenly suggested was Kim Kardashian sunbathing but she wouldn't get any where near Bristol because she's heard that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 ....the biggest bum in Bristol is in red trousers, and she would'nt be able to compete with that arse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 ...although it reads NAL on the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 "What does NAL mean?"asked the flirty nude queen, it's not something I ever seen before".....is there an "A" missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Look at your backside in the mirror - that's an ARSE. Now turn round 180 degrees and look again - that's a NAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Thankfully all this arseing around was abruptly brought to an end by the sudden whoosh and roar overhead... eyes turned skywards and glimpsed the smoky arse end of a Hawk as the final of nine Red Arrows headed off to who knows where... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 ...hotly pursued by Mr Red Trousers complaining about the smoke and demanding a pedal-driven RAF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 And Tilly insisting they bugger off as they were spoiling her view of............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Red Right Hand said: And Tilly insisting they bugger off as they were spoiling her view of............ ...George Ferguson's NAL.Meanwhile, back in Horfield... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 ....House prices began to soar, locals were preparing bunting for street parties in preparation for the departure of long time gypo travellers and settlers who had blighted the area for far too long. Hopes were finally rising in anticipation that this time it could really be happening, they would be able to reclaim their neighbourhood and sometime soon they would be witnessing sorry sight of the raggy ass Rovers as they trudge out of town.... There's gonna be a paaaarty!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 On the other hand, there was panic in South Gloucestershire, with thousands trying to slip across the border to BANES and Gloucestershire to escape the Blue Few. "It's like the Huns and Vandals all over again - except there aren't so many of them", a Sadly Broke householder complained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 ....he continued by saying "although we had been led to believe there would be hundreds of thousands of 'em, we read the forums and heard 'em on the radio. So yes its awful but I guess its good that they can't count, gawd imagine if there really was more than a few busloads of 'em.. "That said, me and the missus are heading off to Wales, -if they'll accept us as asylum seekers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 "Bloody typical. I bet they didn't even bother to learn the language" said a Plaid Cymru spokesperson. (In Welsh of course). No BANES First spokesbeing was available for comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted March 12, 2016 Report Share Posted March 12, 2016 Two South Glos residents seeking Welsh asylum were detained at the border and charged with attempted bribery of officials - in retrospect said one, "maybe it was a mistake to have worn sheepskin coats, it honestly didn't occur to us how the Welsh would view this." His friend insisted .. " We were just trying to keep warm, I honestly can't believe the sheep shaggers response, its not like we were ram raiding our way in." ..... Both men said they no longer wished to seek asylum in Wales, " We can't go home because of the Gas situation so we plan to try the Isle Of Man next " they announced, before mincing off up the road to catch a fairy, oops, slip of the tongue soz, ferry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 13, 2016 Report Share Posted March 13, 2016 The first thing they saw at Ronaldsway airport was the baby changing facility. Anybody who knows any Manx folklore will know what that means. Not wishing to have their children taken by the Fair Folk, their next destination was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 directly in to Curtis Stigers' head where they started controlling his mind.they made him buy a big motorbike which he road to the Scottish hills stopping at everyone he passed to tell them he was "the boss, yeah I'm Bruce forsythe you loser" he also ripped off all his clothes apart from cacks and one sock to reveal a tattoo on his chest of a distressed looking Sue Pollard with letters underneath which read...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 14, 2016 Report Share Posted March 14, 2016 ...no, no, no, yes, innit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin25 Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 On 3/14/2016 at 02:55, Aizoon said: ...no, no, no, yes, innit... and continued to please himself. On the other hand, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 But he got fed up being "Brucie" and decided he'd like to live the life of an international cricketer and morphed into ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 16, 2016 Report Share Posted March 16, 2016 ..first change spinner for Imperial CC, Shane Warne... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Which of course made her arse look huge . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 17, 2016 Report Share Posted March 17, 2016 Her nal on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Made her , seemingly , irresistable to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 The Dirty Digger himself, frantically trying to catch up with Donald Trump's bevy of wives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 But....no chance of that he thought. Maybe I'll just seduce..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 The cabin boy , Roger ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 ...or indeed roger the Cabin Boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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