BigTone Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Also looking Dollycious and thinking of chips from the Corn Dolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and in walked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Dolly Parton and The New York Dolls to discuss opening Bristols own Dollywood ............. in partnership with Hooters of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Portland Bill Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Dolly looked at Dolly sternly and said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 "OMG! Look at your huge hairdo" blurted Dolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Suddenly WTTJ was banned from Otib and his I.P address was barred for starting another Alien invasion in the endless story thread. To get revenge he/she/it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 20 hours ago, Septic Peg said: ("wrods" - in a post about spelling ) ...they type with their noses. Meanwhile, back on the farm... WHOOSH!! Took me ages to get "wrods" past the spell checker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 27 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said: Suddenly WTTJ was banned from Otib and his I.P address was barred for starting another Alien invasion in the endless story thread. To get revenge he/she/it... Morphed into a giant hedgehog which started eating star systems one by one until... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Just now, Aizoon said: Morphed into a giant hedgehog which started eating star systems one by one until... ...aliens Invaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, Welcome To The Jungle said: ...aliens Invaded Burton upon Trent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 41 minutes ago, Mike Hunt-Hertz said: Burton upon Trent missing Blackburn Lancashire, due to sat-nav malfunction, by a hundred miles, "wtf are we gonna do with these 4000 holes now ? " moaned Zog..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 27, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Perhaps we could open a new golf course? But no . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 ...even as he spoke, he was devoured by the giant hedgehog, who then proceeded to consume every alien in the universe. "What shall we do without aliens?" complained WTTJ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Call Donald Trump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 "Bring him here at once, so the giant hedgehog can suck out his brain, and he will be no more." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Er the hedgehog or Trump ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Donald idiot Trump of course. He was finally gone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 And the hedgehog was trumpeting Donalds demise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome To The Jungle Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 The hedgehog then turned on the Mods to vent his anger at the word *****les being censored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 It appears that he'd already sucked out Trump's brain (less nutritious than a slug, he claimed), and nobody noticed. The mods pointed out that they could say "*****les" with impunity, and he scuttled off to S****horpe in a huff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Suddenly Dolly reappeared, and she shouted "HAHA, I can say prickles and Scunthorpe and there's nothing you can do about it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 27, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, Dollymarie said: Suddenly Dolly reappeared, and she shouted "HAHA, I can say prickles and Scunthorpe and there's nothing you can do about it" What! Prickles has gone to Scunthorpe? Surely that isn't safe because . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 The Pearl of Lincolnshire is infested with ravening badgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin phantom Posted January 27, 2016 Admin Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 and we know what Badgers do to Hedgehogs, they have a habit of . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 ...uncurling them with their claws and eating them. Fortunately this was an alien Giant Hedgehog sixty feet tall, and he just stepped on any badgers trying to cross the road... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Soon the side effects of Aizoon's medication wore off and he returned to the real world where Bristol City where 20 points clear for promotion to the Prem under the guidance of SO'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 51 minutes ago, BigTone said: Soon the side effects of Aizoon's medication wore off and he returned to the real world where Bristol City where 20 points clear for promotion to the Prem under the guidance of SO'D We aren't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Not quite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhistleHappy Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 44 minutes ago, BigTone said: Not quite "QUITE!" stormed the nameless giant alien hedgehog, as he stomped off to resume his intergalactic pursuit of the elusive Piranha brothers ...... "Dinsdale?.....D i n s d a l e ? ..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aizoon Posted January 27, 2016 Report Share Posted January 27, 2016 Meanwhile, scientists hunched over sensitive instruments deduced that the universe was expanding as the hedgehog's cries became fainter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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