Major Isewater Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Apologies if this has been done ( I may have even started a thread on the subject before ! ) Here lies a place where all that annoys , irritates , angers you can be safely stored away. I had this thought during my morning shower as I battled with an amorous shower curtain. Why can’t they just stay in place, the barstards. Clinging onto you as you try to wash. Come on chaps and chapesses, let’s be ‘avin them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 (edited) Engaged telephones CAF ( a Govt dept here in France ) English people who come to live in France and won't even try to learn the lingo. Edited December 16, 2023 by BigTone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 People who start a sentence with ‘So’ … 9 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Talking to a foreign call handler having been in a queue for ages…..…………. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 People who sit in the middle lane on motorways 17 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 11 minutes ago, Slippin cider said: People who start a sentence with ‘So’ … Yes, yes, yes .............. bloody annoying 8 minutes ago, Robbored said: Talking to a foreign call handler having been in a queue for ages…..…………. You've obviously spoken to Kevin from Mumbai 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gasbuster Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 21 minutes ago, italian dave said: People who sit in the middle lane on motorways MLWs - Middle Lane Wanchors Not sure if they are as bad, or perhaps worse, but OLWs - Outside Lane Wanchors 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Isewater Posted December 16, 2023 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Salespeople who try to be your pal. May I call you Andy ? Yes , my friends call me Andrew . Ave ‘it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Don't know where to start................I think the one that drives me barney the most is people saying Haitch, it's wrong it's spelt AITCH. It's like they're trying to be So posh ! 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italian dave Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Slippin cider said: People who start a sentence with ‘So’ … So what’s the problem with that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 minute ago, slartibartfast said: Don't know where to start................I think the one that drives me barney the most is people saying Haitch, it's wrong it's spelt AITCH. It's like they're trying to be So posh ! or instead of saying IS they say UZ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Just now, italian dave said: So what’s the problem with that? No, that’s ok , it’s when people are asked a question and they start their reply with it … Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Can I GET a coffee ?...........No , it's my job to serve you. The number of times I've stood at a bar and said " No, you can HAVE one " It just pisses me off ! 13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 People who stop dead at a roundabout when there’s no traffic coming for miles ! …. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maltshoveller Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Gasheads Well somebody was going to say it Christmas drinkers - People who only ever seem to go to pubs at Christmas Takes them 10 mins to order a round as they have no idea what drinks the pub sell and no idea what they want to drink ( Just stay f~~~~g home and let us get to the bar) 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Robbored said: Talking to a foreign call handler having been in a queue for ages…..…………. Bloody Macdonald's... 4 hours ago, italian dave said: People who sit in the middle lane on motorways I agree...I hate just stop oil 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 UK drivers...so blooming slow, especially at traffic lights. Just go...arrrghhh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 4 hours ago, italian dave said: People who sit in the middle lane on motorways Only bettered by the ones who join the motorway after you`ve pulled over to let them out sit right in your blind spot so you can`t get back in. Or, after you`ve let them out, just cut in front of you to overtake whatever`s in the inside lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Useless road signs were my pet peeve when I was a road warrior. The Falling Rocks sign, what's that all about? What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? A Services that has a sign saying "Not 24hrs", I mean I'm not a mind reader just tell me when you are open! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KURTZ Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 Politicians or public figures being asked a simple Yes or No question and saying everything to avoid answering. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 1 hour ago, spudski said: UK drivers...so blooming slow, especially at traffic lights. Just go...arrrghhh. 1 hour ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Only bettered by the ones who join the motorway after you`ve pulled over to let them out sit right in your blind spot so you can`t get back in. Or, after you`ve let them out, just cut in front of you to overtake whatever`s in the inside lane. That's nothing. Wait till you drive here in Norn Iron. The road ahead in 3 miles ends with a roundabout BUT they will stay in the outside lane just so they can be ready for this lane to turn into a right hand one. What's more they will go at 50 moh in the outside which means Johnny 18 year old petrol head will demonstrate how great he is at undertaking at great speed. Just now, Norn Iron said: That's nothing. Wait till you drive here in Norn Iron. The road ahead in 3 miles ends with a roundabout BUT they will stay in the outside lane just so they can be ready for this lane to turn into a right hand one. What's more they will go at 50 moh in the outside which means Johnny 18 year old petrol head will demonstrate how great he is at undertaking at great speed. I'm only just warming up on this rant.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddrive Posted December 16, 2023 Report Share Posted December 16, 2023 7 hours ago, Slippin cider said: People who start a sentence with ‘So’ … Yes. So bloody annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norn Iron Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 12 hours ago, Slippin cider said: People who start a sentence with ‘So’ … Peter Gabriel's best selling album featuring Sledgehammer is called .... sorry I can't print those 2 letters as it might annoy! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfOfWestStreet Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 Social media, "influencers", the Dolmam Stand, Jon Lansdown, The Premier League, The Labour Party, Southville, Craft Beer, JD Sports, Bristol Rovers, Joey Barton, Religion. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanterne Rouge Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 Ignorant gits who park their stupid great oversized 4X4s in the space next to you leaving about six inches between their passenger door and your driver`s one because they need about ten feet to open theirs. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 Social media. I hate what it’s become. Cyclists that don’t pull over in country lanes. Take your child’s toy and **** off. 5 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob k Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 17 hours ago, Slippin cider said: No, that’s ok , it’s when people are asked a question and they start their reply with it … Mine is when people use the phrase - ‘My bad’ **** off 4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Ignorant gits who park their stupid great oversized 4X4s in the space next to you leaving about six inches between their passenger door and your driver`s one because they need about ten feet to open theirs. they boil my piss too, how often do brits need 4x4s in this country? they close the schools when anything happens yet theres loads of them every day dropping the kids off. they stink the roads out with their disgusting dangerous nox fumes along with all the other dirty great diesel engines on the roads. id ban all diesels if i could,soon sort out all those pollution issues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slippin cider Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 2 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said: Ignorant gits who park their stupid great oversized 4X4s in the space next to you leaving about six inches between their passenger door and your driver`s one because they need about ten feet to open theirs. I feel like leaving a note saying ‘Next time, leave a tin opener and I’ll get in through the roof!’ ….morons 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted December 17, 2023 Report Share Posted December 17, 2023 I hate plummy, middle class arses on the BBC (and other places) emphasisng the word huge...huuuuuge. Christ, that gets on my nips. There is also a bloke on R4 who reads the shipping forecast. He sounds like a generic BBC blando, but rolls his Rs, when saying "moderate". He makes me feel quite extreme! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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