sonofapitch Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 How about a new story? I'll start with the old favorite "Once upon a time......"a man got shot. He died a long and painful death.THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Then he got to heaven, where he saw.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Jesus who said "Is that bloody film the the Vinci code ever coming out??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 "its mostly true",said Jesus "except the bit about it being Mary Magedelene next to me in DiVinci's 'The last supper'.In fact it was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 That he was already busy washing all dollys clothes and couldnt talkbecause he was washing Dolly's clothes with his really clean tongue, so wilkie boy thought, if BB is busy, what shall I do to in my mission to find some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre....(Back to the story with NO END - sonofapitch :razz: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 because he was washing Dolly's clothes with his really clean tongue, so wilkie boy thought, if BB is busy, what shall I do to in my mission to find some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre....(Back to the story with NO END - sonofapitch :razz: ) Erm BB, we started another one if you hadnt noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 Erm BB, we started another one if you hadnt noticedok "its mostly true",said Jesus "except the bit about it being Mary Magedelene next to me in DiVinci's 'The last supper'.In fact it was....wilkie boy who was looking every where on the table to find some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre. He just could not find any there, so he decided to go looking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 for the holy grail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziderman Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 And he was only allowed to take 3 items with him which were....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre and some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre and some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre, if only he could find some, so wilkie boy decided the only chance he had of finding some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre was too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre and some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre and some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre, if only he could find some, so wilkie boy decided the only chance he had of finding some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre was too... (can we just get past the whole chemical filled cheese spread thing now please) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 (can we just get past the whole chemical filled cheese spread thing now please)Wilkie had found some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre!! Wilkie thought to himself, "they'll never guess where I found it"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 ..but I've heard it's hidden in the painting "Madonna of the Rocks", I bet they'll never notice it, though.. it's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 ..but I've heard it's hidden in the painting "Madonna of the Rocks", I bet they'll never notice it, though.. it'sBut, the nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre had been in the INSIDE pocket of his coat all along. Now Wilkie Boy had found his nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre, he decided to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 make a guitar out of a tissue box and a few elastic bands so he could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Whilst playing his Tissuebox Gutiar Most Tunefully He spotted.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 make a guitar out of a tissue box and a few elastic bands so he couldfulfill his dream and join a boy band called....(just ignore sonofapitch's kind contributions to this fine piece of literature... :razz: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 the yemen aprrecaition of folk band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 So Wilks and Jesus Decided to Take their band (and Tissue Box Guitar) to Bristol City Centre to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Protest at the traffic jams, which were rather ridiculous. They were joined by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Dolly Marie and the Rev, who were both equially unhappy with the state of the road works! Luckly Rev had brought his Tamboreen. (nope, I cant spell it!).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 And they all sang a lovely rendition of Kum Bye Yah in the middle of the M32. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Nice!WTFiGO, heard their soulfull tunes and followed the song to join them in perfect harmony, It became a group rendition of.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 "6 NIL!!!! We beat the Gillingham 6 nil!!" And other associated wind ups, suddenly a car pulled over and outstepped.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 "6 NIL!!!! We beat the Gillingham 6 nil!!" And other associated wind ups, suddenly a car pulled over and outstepped....Steve Lansdown...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 ..who confirmed that they had indeed won 6 nil () and in honour of the win agreed to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Slash Ticket prices and get the drinks in, When suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 They realised that he had been drinking heavily so took his promises with a pinch of salt, not one to turn down a drink Dolly ordered... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 A nice Martini, (being a classi bird and all.) Followed buy a drink for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Her two fellow martini swigging drinking buddies Robins 72 and Dinky Gems, who were out on a girls night out (although Dolls couldnt quite work out why they were out on the lash on the M32) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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