Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Dolly was horrified to see such a thing on sale on ebay so decided she would bid for them to resuce them ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 and sent them to the rspca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 where they met... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Sophs, who.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 had a tendency to urinate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 uncontrolloby (sp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 uncontrolloby (sp)(that's a bit mean)So after corrective surgery Sophs was feeling fine, and..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 bought a trombone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop red Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 and threw it at a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 10, 2006 Report Share Posted March 10, 2006 the transvestite driver was most shocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 11, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 *SLAMS THE BREAKS ON* SCREEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHHHHH....... and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STA-BS14 Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 A hairy baboon with a red arse came hopping round the corner......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted March 11, 2006 Report Share Posted March 11, 2006 scratching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STA-BS14 Posted March 12, 2006 Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Wilkies face..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2006 Wilkie Boy decided that he had no other option but to carry out the act of 'fixing' the red arsed baboon and his red arsed home boys...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 but there was only one problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 wilks had forgotten his sandwich box! So he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STA-BS14 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 politley asked the baboon, for a piece of cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 unfortunatly the baboon was all out of chedder, but offered him a tyre instead, to which wilks replied.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilkie boy Posted March 13, 2006 Report Share Posted March 13, 2006 tyre bleedin tyre thats not a real cheese thats part of a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 but on the other hand, Wilkie was rather hungry and so he thought to himself, if only I could somehow manage to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 find some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to my tyre, my cheese craving should be laid to rest, so up jump wilks to his local tescos and as he walked through the doors, who was he to bump into but the lovely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 14, 2006 Report Share Posted March 14, 2006 Dolly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Wilkie Boy, being the gentlemen that he is, appologised for bumping into Dolly and then politely asked her if she knew where he could find some sort of nice chemical filled cheese spread alternative to add to his tyre.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 15, 2006 Report Share Posted March 15, 2006 Dolls Suggested he Visit BB, as she was aware that he had a slightly corncerning love for Plastic Cheese spread alternatives. So off wilks went to bb house, only to find... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 That he was already busy washing all dollys clothes and couldnt talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 That he was already busy washing all dollys clothes and couldnt talkTHE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 The end? don't be silly!!!He couldnt talk as he was too busy watching deal or no deal whilst he Ironed Dollys Favorite top to perfection! Suddenly whilst he was engrosed in Noels ever comical banter he looked down to see.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 The end? don't be silly!!!He couldnt talk as he was too busy watching deal or no deal whilst he Ironed Dollys Favorite top to perfection! Suddenly whilst he was engrosed in Noels ever comical banter he looked down to see..O but it is,They thought it was all over...IT IS NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 How about a new story? I'll start with the old favorite "Once upon a time......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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