Robbored Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Tom Cruise who have tunnelled his way to AG in the hope of finding his lost love Dolly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 "Oh god not you again!" Said Dolly, "didnt you get buried, dug up and then buried again already???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 "nothing can kill my love for you Dolly,not even being buried,dug up and buried again" said Tom, " I can offer you a life of luxury,holidy's in Ibiza and top of the range Ford Fiesta - marry me Dolly and have my children""Hmmm" thought Dolly "if I.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted February 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 bury him again then he will be.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 .....a bury, bury, bury big film star!"Telling him to get lost, Dolly gave her new love Baldrick a single red rose, and invited him back to her place for an evening of romance."OK," said Baldrick, "As long as I can bring my Time Team mates with me."Dolly decided.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 that as she lived in Clifton there'd be plenty of history for Baldrick's mates to dig up in her garden.Meanwhile Dolly would whisk Baldrick upstairs for a ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 quick look at the view of the Suspension Bridge............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Bristols Cider Army Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 And decide that she was going to push him off the bridge, whilst she was in the act something very weird happened, Baldrick morphed himself into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 ...... Wayne Rooney, who glided down the Avon Gorge using only his ears as wings...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 And his tail as a propellor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 Whilst in flight Rooney did a neat Cruyff turn and landed back on the bridge.Standing next to a suprised Dolly, he said " fancy a ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 .........trip around the gorge?" (Dolly was too intelligent to be considered a sex object in Wyne's eyes..... and too young, too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukejones2 Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 And then, Baldrick pushed her from the top of the gorge where she met her end at the bottom. Irony, she had intended it to be the other way around.. she wondered as she was falling just what he would do now?She hit the ground, it was her end. He walked slowly away from the edge of the gorge and drove back home feeling a tinge if guilt but knowing he had probably saved his own life.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 But was Dolly really dead?Baldrick realised he really loved Dolly and ran as fast as he could back to the time machine where he went back half an hour to just before Dolly died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 her heart was beating but was very faint. Baldrick called for an ambulance on his special bat phone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 ......and was relieved to hear the operator's words include "cunning" and "plan"....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 but he knew that Dolly had tried to push him of the bridge in the first place and by saving her would he be putting his life at risk once again?Torn by indecision, Baldrick came up with a ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 plan. When Dolly came round, he would claim that she had just declared her undying love for him, surely then she wouldnt kill him...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 But Baldrick hadn't reckoned on Dolly havind murderous intentions in her heart, and she thrust............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 a cheese sandwich into his mouth, causing him to choke. Baldrick, being lactose intollerent, becan to cough, splutter, and make other assorted gastly noises........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 ....such as ggggggghhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrrr and...'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''..you've got to fight, for your right, to PARTY.. (Beastie Boys)''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 ..."Rovers for the league" (Makes me sick just thinking about it). Luckily Super Ronnie () was on the scene in seconds, ready with his merry band of drunken City players... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 who ignored the gashead Baldrick and whisked Dolly of to the Albion in Clfton village to join them in thier alcoholic binge..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 "Yay, more vodka said Dolly!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 and Dolly promptly got bladdered again.It was then that she decided that even Bradley Orr is a good looking bloke and did all she could to get...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop red Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 laid by him. However there was one small problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Bradlys eyesight is very bad, (does his passing not give it away) and he turned the LOVELY dolly down, prompting her to........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 .......dig up Tom Cruise......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 AGAIN........(!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 AGAIN........(!!!!)Hey there dolly! nice to see you said tom, do you fancy a ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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