Guest revkev Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 .....which poured yet more cash into the already inflated coffers of Mr Latics Dave Whelan. Dolly decided to take a job at the Monaco Ballroom in the fashionable suburb of Hindley, where she entertained the patrons as a go go dancer................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 When who should walk in but our very own Rev Kev, who had heard that Dolly was in town, and had decided to come and say hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Dolly and the Rev hit it off immediately but deep down the Rev knew that there was no future as he knew he could never come to terms with Dolly's dodgy past but like all good reverend's he didn't think that Doll was beyond redempsion so he asked her if she fancied a quick...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 rugby league match. "Hello Dolly, you've arrived just in time, the best team in Wigan have a game against Leeds tomorrow night..... fancy coming along?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 rugby league match. "Hello Dolly, you've arrived just in time, the best team in Wigan have a game against Leeds tomorrow night..... fancy coming along?""So that's a NO then?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 "Not tonight" said dolly "I'm washing my hair, and anyway I'm not really an egg chasing fan""Ok then" said the rev, "how about....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 a game of tiddly winks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 "You certainly have fun in these parts" joked Dolly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 "Its strip Tiddlywinks" joked the Rev - secretly hoping that Dolly was as scantily clad as a pole dancer that he'd once seen a picture of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted February 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 in the "Wigan Weekly", which also had a bizarre headline on the front page..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 'More shame bought on Church of England as Reverand is caught red handed with mobile phone and choir boy''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''....good good good - good vibrations.... (Beach Boys)''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Revkev wondered what his colleagues had been upto but decided it was just more gutter press sensationalism but deep down he supected that RedTop had moved to Wigan looking to make a name for himself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted February 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Meanwhile.... guess who was to walk in to the Tiddly Winks World Cup arena.... Yes... Terrance the Flamingo, Sam his pet camel, Rhubarb the dog trained to eat custard and Wilkie Boy.Why did you leave the pub without saying goodbye Dolly??? They asked.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 So Dolly, amazed by their arrival, decided to leave the Monaco and caught a bus to Bolton, where...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 she entered the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 ........On a big white horse that she had brought in one of the markets outside of the reebok stadium, open entering the stadium she lokked around and couldnt help to notice that there was a ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 .........huge shadow cast over the stadium; Fat Sam was there!"Hello Dolly," he said, "I've been asked to welcome you, and look who's here with me."Dolly looked up and saw........ Graeme Souness, her lost love (well, one of many).............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Hunky Big Sam or her darling Graeme, how was Dolly supposed to choose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Dolly turned down big sam's offer to sign her on a free trensfer to try and save her career and quickly left bloton with her sweetheart souness!. they traveled along the moterway before they heard a sudden............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 wail of sirens and saw flashing blue lights as a police patrol car overtook them as gestured for Graeme to pull over. "Stay cool" said Graeme "and just act normal".The policeman approached the car and asked Graeme.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 where he was going in such a hurry. To the job centre said souness, before blaming his bad driving on injuries, congested fixtures ect, ect. well, said the policeman, I'm sorry mr souness but I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 explain who this gorgeous babe is sat in the passenger seat?" Dolly, flushed with flattery..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 Smiled sweetly at the officer, who in an instant fell madly and hopelessly in love with her....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 .........And then told Dolly "I'm afraid you'r going to have to accompany me to Trinity Rd madam for a................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 pie and chip supper, we know how to look after the ladies around here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 17, 2006 Report Share Posted February 17, 2006 "ooooh" said Dolly "sounds inviting,but I'm with the hunky Graeme just now who has promised me a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 ....Look under his kilt....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 ....Look under his kilt.......Has he hasn't he? was the question on everbodys lips.....'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''In the city, the mighty city, the giant sleeps tonight.....''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted February 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 Just at that moment, a big gust of wind arrived and blew Dolly to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 18, 2006 Report Share Posted February 18, 2006 ........ Bradford, where she met the oh so rugged Dean Windass.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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