Robbored Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 ride on my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 ride on my....new chopper?? ive just had it polished just for you!! what do you reckon then?....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 "I reckon I've had enough of you," said Dolly, consigning Tom to the underside of the patio once and for all.Dolly headed off to the Robins, where she met her friend................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Robins 72 who was pole dancing and singing songs at the top of her voice. "Iiiiiiiiii wwwwwwwiiiiillllllll sssssssssuuuuuuurrrrrrvvvvvvvviiiiivvvvvveeeeeee!!!!!"she was singing as loud as she could "Whats up Robins???" Dolly asked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 "This pole" complained Robins "I'm getting friction burns on my thighs" Being just a little bladdered Dolly fancied have a go at pole dancing but before she could start gyrating for money,the owner - Steve Sexstone - insisted that Dolly first had to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 clean the pole with a baby wipe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 clean the pole with a baby wipebut as soon as the pole was clean, dolly jumped on and started.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 wiggling her bum. Robins wasnt impressed.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 and neither was the pub manager, as glasses fell off the shelves and huge cracks began to appear in the plaster......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Ermmm.... "your getting this wrong,Dolly" said Steve Sextone the Robins manager, "your supposed to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted February 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 put your left leg in, your left leg out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 .........but PLEASE don't shake it all about..............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 To which Dolly replied "Hokey Cokey" and started dancing the Cha Cha Slide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted February 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 and who were to walk in at that moment??? Yes... Terrance the Flamingo, Sam his pet camel, Rhubarb the dog trained to eat custard and Wilkie Boy who had managed to escape the whale he was trapped in by....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 14, 2006 Report Share Posted February 14, 2006 purchasing a whaleway ticket....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Dolly was soooo embarressed! There she was scantily clad and gyrating around a greasy pole and intoxicated to boot."I see you've been on the vodka again" said Rhubarb "and I suppose your're still knocking off that waster Tom Cruise as well"Dolly couldn't..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Bristols Cider Army Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 taking a swipe at rhubarb, knocking him clean out, She then decided that she must make a break from it all and headed to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 ....... Wigan ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hilltop red Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 to bye some pies. they tasted like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 .......... pies................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 she went for a walk along Wigan Pier and came accross........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 .... Jason Roberts, who true to form took a dive but fell into the canal........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 After helping him out of that sewage like water, Dolly said"your that bloke who played for us, and scored that goal against Oldham," "I thought you were going to sign for us, but weren't you to big for your... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 size 12s and go off to Bermuda?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 "Yes that was me" said the ace diver, (who was rather clean as the Leeds - Liverpool canal is not polluted)"And things went from bad to worse when I signed for the north Bristol sadsags"........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HampshireCider Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 "Yes that was me" said the ace diver, (who was rather clean as the Leeds - Liverpool canal is not polluted)"And things went from bad to worse when I signed for the north Bristol sadsags"...........They really were a poor team! i just wished that i never...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 ...... left the glorious reds in the first place. My true loyalty lies at Ashton Gate.""Yeah right," said Dolly, pushing him back into the canal, where he sank without trace............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Dolly inspired by her pole dancing escapade thought that there must be similiar venue's in Wigan and so she set off to find a job..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 ....... in one of the many night spots in Wigan's King Street, where the young and pretty (and not so young nor pretty) things hang out on a weekend........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Dolly was amazed to see that in Wigan there was no fashion sense and she saw several blokes with mullets and cheese cloth shirts and girls with pageboys cuts. She then thought that maybe she was in a time warp and back in the 70's but no she really was in 2006 as she saw the JJB sports shops...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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