Dollymarie Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 (dangerous was Dollys bunny who paul had strangely developed an infatuation with) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 elope to the hills so she can eat the moss of Bonny Scotland!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Bristols Cider Army Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 and we lived happy ever after, but this wasn't the end as an unexpeted guest turned up at the wedding just has the vows were being read, this person was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Gary Johnson, asking what Paul had done with Dangerous's first husband, Scott Murray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 "He's buried underneath the patio slabs with that bloke from Brookside," came the reply.Horrified, Gary, Dolly, Graham, Tom (who had mysteriously reappeared), Coddy, the rabbit, Robins 72, Ron (formerly Ronmeister) and Big Ron all grabbed their shovels and started digging.Amazingly they found......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Black and White footage of the last successful Gashead side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Surely this cant be true? said Gary............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 ....shaking his head in disbelief, and accidentally head butting Tom into the hole he'd dug.Dolly realised that all was lost, and headed for the bus station, where she caught the last bus out of town to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Cardiff where she wanted to take a look at the Millenium stadium where her humble club Bristol City lost in the play -off final two years prior. She was in floods of tears. Oh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 God how that day hurt she remembered.It was nearly as bad as the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 that Graeme didn't understand her and she had to dump him - but not quite...Dolly remembered how.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 she hit him round the head with her handbag and left a huge mark on his...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Bristols Cider Army Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 fat Wallet as Dolly had also spent all his money replacing her lost bunnys by buying a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 bunny........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 but this was no ordinary bunny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 It was munny bunny which had a special knack of being able to pick horse race winners.Unfortunately Dolly knew nothing about betting on the horses and had to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 toss a coin to decide what to do next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Choosing "heads" it was a ticket to the Carling Cup Final. "But who to support?" She wondered."On the one hand it's Manchester Utd, playing in red, or Wigan playing in blue."Would it be a much despised Manchester Utd? Or wearing a blue and white scarf for Wigan?Only Dolly could decide........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 But being a woman and therefore naturally indecisive Dolly just could not decide so she decided to decide later but that decision led to .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 ......er, no decision..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 so she tossed the coin to tails which meant that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 she was back to square one. It was time to think again and without making a decision Dolly had a stroke of luck.Tom Cruise rang her mobile suggesting that maybe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 ......she could rescue him from under the patio where he'd fallen after Gary had accidentally head-butted him..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 "Tom" she said, "answer me one question, should I pick Man U or Wigan? The answer you give depends on whether I decide to come and dig you up or not" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Tom knew nothing about football (he had a Rovers season ticket remember), so he remained silent in his subterranean prison....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 Tom knew nothing about football (he had a Rovers season ticket remember), so he remained silent in his subterranean prison.......and after 3 weeks of deliberation Dolly thought it would make sense to support Bristol City at the Carling Cup final....'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''....the answer my friend, is blowing in the wind, the answer is blowing in the wind. (Blowing in the wind)''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 7, 2006 Report Share Posted February 7, 2006 But Dolly put day dreaming to one side,realising that Bristol City would never ever reach any major Cup Final and decided that Tom's indecision ment that she should support neither ManUtd or the mighty Wigan but support football itself - something Tom just couldn't comprehend being a gashead. Dolly put her ticket on ebay and ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 ....whilst she was there put in a bid for a time machine that could transport her back to 1909 so that she could actually see Bristol City in a major Cup final only this time hopefully they would win against Man Utd thus hopefully leading to the swapping around of the entire future fortunes of the two Clubs...''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''...look at all the people like cows in a herd... (Eels - I like Birds)'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 She was accompanied on her journey through time by Edmund Blackadder and his faithful sidekick Baldrick, himself a City supporter who loved digging holes in other peoples' gardens. On one such adventure Baldrick had dug up the patio in a Liverpool housing development and discovered a concussed but still breathing Tom Cruise, together with his mobile phone which had Dolly's number on his speed dial.Baldrick phoned Dolly for a date before reburying Tom under the patio, and that's how the two of them came to be with Edmund in a time machine hurting through space towards....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 May 1976...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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