Robbored Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Graeme took the tearfull Dolly in his arms and said softly "whats the matter,darling?" In a typical female reponse Dolly replied "nothing" and Graeme, being a football man and from Scotland took her reply to be what she really meant and he..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 sodded off for a pint and a pasty. This drove Dolly to desperate measures so she.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Decided to take herself round to the Ship and Castle pub for some more vodka."Barman, get me a double vodka, heck just pass me the bottle and a straw please!" She wailed, still in floods of tears at Graemes coldheartedness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Things were getting desperate. Would Dolly ever find true love? Fortunately all was not lost. Big Ron Atkinson was now single after breaking off his brief engagement to young Swindon housewife Iffy Oneleggedfootballer. Big Ron saw Dolly's mobile number scrawled on the toilet door at the M4 service aqrea, and decided to give her a call..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Sat at the bar,Dolly was getting more and more inebriated and then her mobile rang.Drunkenly she answered thinking it was Graeme "you can eff off you unsympathtic arse". Big Ron was impressed "I love it when gals talk dirty - you know they don't call me 'big' Ron just because I'm tall,don't you? " he quipped.Too drunk to realise it wasn't Graeme, Dolly ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 fell off her stool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 and hurt her head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 and, dazed, decided that Big Ron was the best offer she'd had in ages so they arranged to meet at......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 cabot tower, where Dolly loved playing in the park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 especially in her favorite bush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Big Ron showed up in his top of the range Merc and as soon as he spotted the tower sticking upright like a giant phallus he knew he was in for a good time.Little did he know just what Dolly had planned.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Dolly was dressed up in her favourite little black dress and was brandishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 a concealed weapon between her legs...only noticable if view closly with the naked eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 "I AM BAS SAVAGE" she repeated over and over in her head, realising that with such a mantra she was unlikely to score - anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 Thinking only of Graeme and sweet revenge,Dolly looked and Big Ron and asked him for.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 a bag of potatoes and a bag of brussel sprouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 which he happily obliged along with some carrotts and. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 a tin of Mr Sheen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianred Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 good bit of meat, which she needed for.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 fresh melon, "what have you got in mind?" asked Big Ron,full of anticipation.Dolly decided it was time to play her ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 game of trumps she had with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 but big ron had an suprise up his sleeve, from behind him came his secret weapon, little ron, yes Ronnie had returned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 to find Dolly playing her banjo whilst performing her famous crazy Irish jig....'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''I love rock and roll, put another tune on the juke box baby.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 but she didnt like rock n roll who did this could it be could it be.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 ....###### Connor and the Carrot Crunchers?Excuse me moderators, but ###### Connor and the Carrot Crunchers was a fine west country band.........) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 ans she thought carrotts made her see in the dark but........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 She really wanted them for her rabbits who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robins72 Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 but when she went to get them they had gone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 "Wheres my bunnies!!!!!" Dolly screamed, "whos taken my bunnies!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Bristols Cider Army Posted February 6, 2006 Report Share Posted February 6, 2006 i've taken your bunnies Dolls as me and dangerous WILL be together, we are going to run off to scotland to get married as we love each other and we are going to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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