sonofapitch Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 tell me all your best and rubbish chat up lines!or which ones you have heard!!!!????!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Ive been told-"Here's 20p, call your flatmate and tell her you wont be coming home tonight!You've pulled!"One of the worst Ive heard! But any Chat up line is pretty lame to be honest! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 I've used and worked with:"Alright bird? Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."And I've pulled whilst dressed as a woman (mini skirt make up and all that clap) and with an anti-mohawk (where the strip is the shaved bit).Heh, I like this thread, will think of some more lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 I've used and worked with:"Alright bird? Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."/quote]Cant beleaved that worked?!!!!What about?"get your coat you've pulled" - The Obvious!"is that a ladder in your tighs, or a stairway to heaven?" - The Cheesey!"Lets do some magic. Spend a night of Passion with me, and then dissapair in the morning?!" - The Insult!! "Ive got a watch thats magic, its telling me your not wearing underwear!" Response- "Yes I am" "Oh Darn, Its a hour fast again!" - Just Awful!!!Xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Heh, I like this thread, will think of some more lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 thanks for saying that mate it is preety cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Did it hurt?When you fell from heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whale Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 thanks for saying that mate it is preety coolNow, Now, don't go Biggin up your own thread! he he he! xxxxHes trying to pull, let him have his fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Heh, it's after some words of wisdom, that's all.I've got some:Wanna go two's on a barsteward? - Just evil.Nice shoes, fancy a ######? - Evil again.You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. - Sure fire winner.The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. - Cough cough.All those curves, and me with no brakes. - Heh.Can I borrow a 50p? I want to call your mother and thank her. - Cheese.One that actually works (my mate did it on a fine girl the other day and has since been on a date with!!! I didn't know they did that this side of the Atlantic) - Hi, can I have your number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 come on lets have some more the most funny will get a new friend meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 What about "If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me." "Nice legs! What time do they open." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Hello. You look very nice. My name's Tim. Whats yours?(KEEP IT REAL! KEEP IT REAL!)''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it lets fall in love....'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 "Can you catch, because there are a couple of balls coming your way""Come here often??""what's a lass like you doing in a place like this"Have a screw in your hand and go up to a lass and say "do you want a screw""Hello darling, drink???"THIS ONE WORKED LAST WEEK - "hey, i cant be arsed to think of a chat up line, so how about we get drunk and see where things go?"I've tried all of these, it's all about confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Have a screwdriver in your hand and go up to a lass and say "I'll get violent if I don't get sex"I've tried all of these, it's all about confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Colby-Tit Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 "Hi, how much does a polar bear weigh?""I don't know""Nor do I, but I thought it might be enough to break the ice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whale Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 tell me all your best and rubbish chat up lines!or which ones you have heard!!!!????!!!!!!How you doin!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 My friends say I'd be good for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 ron that is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 My friends say I'd be good for you Ron: "I'm older than I look, honest". "Hi, how much does a polar bear weigh?""I don't know""Nor do I, but I thought it might be enough to break the ice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Ron: "I'm older than I look, honest". :PC_Plod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 u edited me quote, what the hell?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy082005 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 Did it hurt?When you fell from heaven? well......did it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 'Can you hear me? Have you passed out? Are you dead? Can you feel it when I do this?'You have to be very quick before the ambulance turns up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wiltshire 1 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 theres a party in my trousers and you're invited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 theres a party in my trousers and you're invited No, No no!!! Thats awful! I hope and pray you don't/havn't ever used that! xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest revkev Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 theres a party in my trousers and you're invited YUK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wiltshire 1 Posted March 7, 2006 Report Share Posted March 7, 2006 No, No no!!! Thats awful! I hope and pray you don't/havn't ever used that! xxxxi can tell you intrigued by my rogueish charms, sophistication and modesty dinky gems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 i can tell you intrigued by my rogueish charms, sophistication and modesty dinky gemsTheres a party in my pants? Sophisticated? I think not wilts x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the wiltshire 1 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Theres a party in my pants? Sophisticated? I think not wilts xi can see you are less than impressed by my irony, but i have other qualities dinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 You trying out your chat up lines here? Or just trying to appeal to my soft side? xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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