Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 .....and heading for a fall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 guy: do you work for DHLgirl: noguy: why are you checking out my pakage then?oh yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 That is bound to make any girl blush! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 come on lets have some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Ok, heres a few more... "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.""Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?""Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get""Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"I'm sure they get worse and worse as we go..! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Ok, heres a few more... "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.""Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?""Excuse me, is your name Gillette? cause you're the best a man can get""Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"I'm sure they get worse and worse as we go..! xxxi like the "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"i think i might use it and see how i go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 come on lets have some more Rightyo.You have a nice ass, may I slap it?Not failed me yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Rightyo.You have a nice ass, may I slap it?Not failed me yet.similar DUDE THATS A TIGHT ASS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 why do you think it is bad?!?!?!?!?!? i did that chat up line and it worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 It's awful! Suggests you're only interested in their behind and not in them!Which may well be true, but it's not the best impression to give! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"no i mean this one not the ass one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 It's awful! Suggests you're only interested in their behind and not in them!Which may well be true, but it's not the best impression to give! No Sophs, it's just a pleasent ice breaker in which to get to know them and become interested in them.Can I slap your obvious inner beauty? doesn't have the same effect.See? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 No Sophs, it's just a pleasent ice breaker in which to get to know them and become interested in them.Can I slap your obvious inner beauty? doesn't have the same effect.See?i can see your point wtfigo?!?!?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 i can see your point wtfigo?!?!?!?!?I'm not so sure, if someone said they wanted to slap My inner beauty, It might just get me talking! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 I'm not so sure, if someone said they wanted to slap My inner beauty, It might just get me talking! xxi can see your point to it is just boys don't think like girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 i can see your point to it is just boys don't think like girlsOh, and the truth shall set you free (name that film fellow posters!) If we went on to the differences between women and men, we could be here for a very long time! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whale Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 Oh, and the truth shall set you free (name that film fellow posters!) If we went on to the differences between women and men, we could be here for a very long time! xxxOk lets go!1. Men can park!!! JOKING!!!Promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 21, 2006 Report Share Posted March 21, 2006 I'm not so sure, if someone said they wanted to slap My inner beauty, It might just get me talking! xxAre you sure you wouldn't just look at them wearingly and say something like ''You've been drinking innit?''If we went on to the differences between women and men, we could be here for a very long time! xxxThis is very true.Worth doing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 Are you sure you wouldn't just look at them wearingly and say something like ''You've been drinking innit?''"You been drinking innit?" No, no, I'm happy to say My vocabulary streches a little further than that! xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 "You been drinking innit?" No, no, I'm happy to say My vocabulary streches a little further than that! xxi don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 i don't get it what don't you get?The fact that I may be slightly more intelligent than that? xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 "You been drinking innit?" No, no, I'm happy to say My vocabulary streches a little further than that! xxI was just saying that if somebody used the chat up line ''may I slap your inner beauty?'' you'd probably think them either very weird, very high or very pi55ed.I'm sure you'd articulate your sentiments absolutely marvelously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 come on you must have some more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 not at the moment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 wtfigo?!?!?!?!?come on you must have some moreI've got 1007 more, but you're not having them after you rideculed my name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 27, 2006 Report Share Posted March 27, 2006 Ok, just a couple to get you going on a monday morning! ...-If i flip a coin and it lands heads, i call you, if it lands tails, you call me! -Hi, I have been watching you dance over there for a while now, and to be honest, your terrible, let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it. -Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you are single and have a weak heart! -I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it? -I have a two-minute recovery time. -Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you. Each one as bad as the next, but made me giggle. Some people will never learn! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofapitch Posted March 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Ok, just a couple to get you going on a monday morning! ...-If i flip a coin and it lands heads, i call you, if it lands tails, you call me! -Hi, I have been watching you dance over there for a while now, and to be honest, your terrible, let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it. -Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you are single and have a weak heart! -I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it? -I have a two-minute recovery time. -Here, you look a bit tired, let me breathe for you. Each one as bad as the next, but made me giggle. Some people will never learn! xxxthey are ok is there any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_red Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 yes Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anywayThat outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morningYour daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I togetherHow about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops upI miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head boardWhat do you want for breakfast?Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tightenHi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.Right is that enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmer787 Posted April 19, 2006 Report Share Posted April 19, 2006 hi-larious i only no 1... doesnt seem 2 work + it sounds american... "you must be a parking ticket, becuase you've got FINE written all over you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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