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Best And Rubbish Chat Up Lines


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You trying out your chat up lines here? Or just trying to appeal to my soft side? :dunno: xxxx

neither, astonishing as it may sound i don't see the internet as the best avenue to pick up girls, call me shallow but i like to see who I'm talking to (and i have a girlfriend but thats only a minor complication)

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Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day."

"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"

Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers."

"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?"

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven."

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Yeah I know it's pretty poor thats why I don't tend to bother ;)

I don't blame you, chat up lines are terriable!!!!

see below!!!!

"That dress looks great on you! It would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!"

"Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?"

"It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us."

"Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"

"Baby, somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel!"

:doh::doh::dunno::doh::doh: xxxx

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Nope I'm afraid not. (sorry to disappoint! he he he!)

Have never used a chat up line, there too cheesey! Best to start with a human conversation!

Although I do like the Polar bear one....

"do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"

"no, why!"

"Just thought it would be enough to break the ice!"

Ok thats tsill quite cheesey! xxxx

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u edited me quote, what the hell??

It edited me I said nothing about being violent...

'Can you hear me? Have you passed out? Are you dead? Can you feel it when I do this?'

You have to be very quick before the ambulance turns up though.

Heh that's a low one... The thread isn't how did you and your girlfriend meet, have you got any chat up lines!!!

Like...

How do you like your eggs in the monrning? Fried or fertilized?

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Very cheesy

I like Danakins one "hey, i cant be arsed to think of a chat up line, so how about we get drunk and see where things go?"

nothing like being honest I spose

I do actually use want to get pished and go down on each other?

It's never worked like, but it gets a laugh.

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A polar bear is definatly more seducative than a ten ton penguin.

It's got to the stage where people ask me what I want to do and I just say get pished and go down on each other. When we're in the pub asking what to do after the footies finished it's not good. You get funny looks.

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