the wiltshire 1 Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 You trying out your chat up lines here? Or just trying to appeal to my soft side? xxxxneither, astonishing as it may sound i don't see the internet as the best avenue to pick up girls, call me shallow but i like to see who I'm talking to (and i have a girlfriend but thats only a minor complication) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Calm yourself. Was only messin! Didnt mean to offend. xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Are you tired? Because you've been running around my mind all day." "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?" "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?" Are you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers." "Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?" "If I followed you home, would you keep me?" "I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Obviously you get chatted up a lot then GemsDid any of em work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Obviously you get chatted up a lot then GemsDid any of em work?Ha ha! Nope, not at all. Just ones Ive heard. As far as I'm concerned chat up lines should be banned! There soo cheesey! Not good at all xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Ha ha! Nope, not at all. Just ones Ive heard. As far as I'm concerned chat up lines should be banned! There soo cheesey! Not good at all xxxxcome on everybody One, Two, Three, aaaaawwwwwwwwwwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 8, 2006 Report Share Posted March 8, 2006 Thanks for your pity, Much apreicated.Come on, you havnt given us your chat up line! x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Don't tend to use them, what about this one?"If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Yeah I know it's pretty poor thats why I don't tend to bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Yeah I know it's pretty poor thats why I don't tend to bother I don't blame you, chat up lines are terriable!!!!see below!!!!"That dress looks great on you! It would look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!" "Just wondering, what would you like for breakfast tomorrow morning?" "It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us." "Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?" "Baby, somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel!" xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Oh dear corny and cheesyUs men have a lot to answer for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!not me of course I am impeccably behaved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Why do i get the feeling thats not soo true? I do think men should ditch these cheesey lines, but I'm sure some women use them too. It just makes me wonder who thinks of them? Worrying!!! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Obviously talking from experienceDo you use them yourself then Gems?If so we wanna here them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Nope I'm afraid not. (sorry to disappoint! he he he!)Have never used a chat up line, there too cheesey! Best to start with a human conversation! Although I do like the Polar bear one...."do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "no, why!""Just thought it would be enough to break the ice!" Ok thats tsill quite cheesey! xxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Very cheesyI like Danakins one "hey, i cant be arsed to think of a chat up line, so how about we get drunk and see where things go?"nothing like being honest I spose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 I like that! I'm sure that would get a smile! Honesty is the best policy! xxxxxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 u edited me quote, what the hell??It edited me I said nothing about being violent...'Can you hear me? Have you passed out? Are you dead? Can you feel it when I do this?'You have to be very quick before the ambulance turns up though.Heh that's a low one... The thread isn't how did you and your girlfriend meet, have you got any chat up lines!!!Like...How do you like your eggs in the monrning? Fried or fertilized? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 How do you like your eggs in the monrning? Fried or fertilized? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Very cheesyI like Danakins one "hey, i cant be arsed to think of a chat up line, so how about we get drunk and see where things go?"nothing like being honest I sposeI do actually use want to get pished and go down on each other?It's never worked like, but it gets a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Never worked?My my, I can see why! he he he! Mind you, They say humour is a good way to start, so if it gets a giggle, must be a good way to break the ice xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Better than a Polar Bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Depends on how heavy he is? xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Hehe, I've had something like the polar bear chat up line used on me before.. 'ten ton penguin' i think it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 ten ton, definate ice breaker! he he he.The question is, did it work? xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barry_manc Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 A polar bear is definatly more seducative than a ten ton penguin.It's got to the stage where people ask me what I want to do and I just say get pished and go down on each other. When we're in the pub asking what to do after the footies finished it's not good. You get funny looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 he he he, I suppose it depends who your saying it too? xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 ten ton, definate ice breaker! he he he.The question is, did it work? xxxCourse not, got a grin though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldberg Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 Imagine how tall a 10 tonne penguin would have to be?That's a lot of chocolatemmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate aaahhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 9, 2006 Report Share Posted March 9, 2006 at first i was going to ask why the chocolate, then I twigged!? A ten ton P-p-p-p-pick up a penguin! Yummy!That should keep my chocolate cravings at bay for a while! he he he xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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