Dollymarie Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Nempnett thrubwell. I'd just love to live there. Oh and Happy St Patricks Day people!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 May I just recommend Sir Colby Tit as a fluffer? Having had a vast experience at MaloneFM in 'ad breaks'. Keeps ol Rog 'on the air' so to speak.The phrase that pays on MaloneFM this week. What a tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Chums,I came across this picture that I found amusing:I thought this would be just the type of thread to appreciate it.What do you think?St. Patricks Day? Hmm...'pointless b0//0x' springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Chums,I came across this picture that I found amusing:I thought this would be just the type of thread to appreciate it.What do you think?You'd think he'd never received a bowl of marijuana before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Do you need a fluffer?I honestly thought the man said flutter.I really am a ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 PARP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fRed Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Bush is permanently stoned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Welcome along Doc.So tell me, have you fitted the word mellifuous in yet today? Yep.As I just sucked on Katy's neck and the silky fluid oozed down my gullet, I said 'hmm meliflously smoothe honey'Turdbucket is another good word, but not in the same context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Parp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Parp!And to think he's the one getting all prang about weapons of mass-distruction! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MaloneFM Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Remember kids 'parp' is not only big AND clever..you can use 'toot' as well.What about spunktrench? Its a real word. In my head anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 What about spunktrench? Its a real word. In my head anyways.Not as good as a word my mate once used to describe a 'lesbian' (i.e a woman who wasn't interested in him),Flangefiddler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 What about spunktrenchFlangefiddlerGood word's old timers.The mod's tend to get funny if we use ruder word's than parp and toot.It result's in smacked bottoms all round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Good word's old timers.The mod's tend to get funny if we use ruder word's than parp and toot.It result's in smacked bottoms all round.Oi!!!! Malone might be old, my (mental) age is 21.My partner calls me a 'Filthbox' which is quite endearing, as is 'cumshot' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Oi!!!! Malone might be old, my (mental) age is 21.My partner calls me a 'Filthbox' which is quite endearing, as is 'cumshot'Mine calls me 'The Fist'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fRed Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 I'm known as Mr Pole-Vault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB. Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Yeh I think he shot a farmer...? Should be applauded if anything.He did shoot the farmer, but he did not shoot the deputy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 He did shoot the farmer, but he did not shoot the deputy!I like your style! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Red Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Not as good as a word my mate once used to describe a 'lesbian' (i.e a woman who wasn't interested in him),FlangefiddlerAlong similar lines, how about 'Rugmuncher' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 WE NEED TO CLEAN THIS THREAD UP MAN. WAS ACTUALLY INTENDED TO STAY ABOVE THE BELT.SHALL CHANGE ITS DIRECTION - LETS TALK ABOUT CHIMPANZEES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Ok chimpanzees, did you know they have 99 % the same DNA as us?? And did you also know that we share 1% of our DNA with dafodills (sorry I was on a school science trip yesterday with kiddie I look after, can you tell??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Ok chimpanzees, did you know they have 99 % the same DNA as us?? And did you also know that we share 1% of our DNA with dafodills (sorry I was on a school science trip yesterday with kiddie I look after, can you tell??)Dolly my lovely, would it be terribly impertinent of me if I was to suggest that your 1% dafodill was between your ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Dolly my lovely, would it be terribly impertinent of me if I was to suggest that your 1% dafodill was between your ears? Yes it would be my dear, Ive got nine GCSE's and a BTEC (oh and a manual handling certificate which sounds rather ruder than it is) so I would be offended. I'm only repeating primary school due to my job and not cos they made me. :@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagest Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Yes it would be my dear, Ive got nine GCSE's and a BTEC (oh and a manual handling certificate which sounds rather ruder than it is) so I would be offended. I'm only repeating primary school due to my job and not cos they made me. :@Blimey, I'm glad I checked first. That was a close shave.Nuff respect due to you and the BTEC crew.Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 Chimps:Bit of satire for you there kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 And did you also know that we share 1% of our DNA with dafodills This I did not know. What a weird piece of knowledge.WTF? - has never been more appropriate. Chimps:Bit of satire for you there kids.You crack I up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Yes it would be my dear, Ive got nine GCSE's and a BTEC (oh and a manual handling certificate which sounds rather ruder than it is) so I would be offended. I'm only repeating primary school due to my job and not cos they made me. :@Nine GCSE's................. wow......... did you pass any of them Dolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Nine GCSE's................. wow......... did you pass any of them Dolly Apart from a D in science, the others were all C or above thanks!!!! :@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorset_Cider Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Ok chimpanzees, did you know they have 99 % the same DNA as us?? And did you also know that we share 1% of our DNA with dafodills (sorry I was on a school science trip yesterday with kiddie I look after, can you tell??)On the other hand................It appears that only about 1.5% of the human genome consists of genes, which code for proteins. These genes are clustered in small regions that contain sizable amounts of non-coding DNA (frequently referred to as junk DNA) between the clusters. The function of these non-coding regions is only now being determined. These findings indicate that even if all of the human genes were different from those of a chimpanzee, the DNA still could be 98.5 percent similar if the junk DNA of humans and chimpanzees were identical. Because DNA is a linear array of those four bases A,G,C, and only four possibilities exist at any specific point in a DNA sequence. The laws of chance tell us that two random sequences from species that have no ancestry in common will match at about one in every four sites. Thus even two unrelated DNA sequences will be 25 percent identical, not 0 percent identical.Therefore a human and any earthly DNA-based life form must be at least 25% identical. Would it be correct, then, to state that daffodils are one-quarter human? The idea that a flower is one-quarter human is neither profound nor enlightening; it is outlandishly ridiculous! There is hardly any biological comparison that could be conducted that would make daffodils human except perhaps DNA. ------------------Interesting stuff indeed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 ------------------Interesting stuff indeed?Tis.Kept me satisfactorily engaged anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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