WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 You've lost me dude, I do though, regularly, I sit with quite a few of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 You've lost me dude, I do though, regularly, I sit with quite a few of them.I've never seen an oompa loompa down the Gate and I can only presume that prejudice is somehow the reason. Were they banned after repeatedly sneaking under the turnstyles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I've never seen an oompa loompa down the Gate and I can only presume that prejudice is somehow the reason. Were they banned after repeatedly sneaking under the turnstyles?Well it must have been me going mad Saturday then, I honestly thought I saw them.I know they used to be big City fans but kept breaking into song so I s'pect Colin Sextoy had them banned.They all think he's a **** as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I get more and more concerned about the wellbeing of you crazy people each day! xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I get more and more concerned about the wellbeing of you crazy people each day! xxxYou're not alone their Dinky.Seen any Oompa Loompa's down The Gate lately or was it just me? I think we need a third opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Gems Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I'm sure i saw one in G block, but I wouldnt like to comment! he he he!xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 I'm sure i saw one in G block, but I wouldnt like to comment! he he he!xxxI will be looking for these men at the Rotterdam United game (they must exist in holland!) but if all I see is thousands of chuckle brother look-alikes ... I WILL NOT BE HAPPY!Oompa loompas were never accepted, hence the popurity of the sweet factory documentary about them.They were used as slaves!!! Arghghg.I love their little cheeky orange faces and you should too.If you don't support this cause, I worry about the sanity of the non-footy forum users. End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Is it their fault they're vertically challenged.Oompa loompas have feelings too you know. (they could do with an eyebrow wax though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Is it their fault they're vertically challenged.Oompa loompas have feelings too you know. (they could do with an eyebrow wax though)I often wonder if oompa loompas are just really bad goths and that somewhat ought to tell them that it's black hair and a white face that they should have, not green hair and an orange face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 I often wonder if oompa loompas are just really bad goths and that somewhat ought to tell them that it's black hair and a white face that they should have, not green hair and an orange face.They cant be Goths. Have you heard em singing? Sounds more like Take That (sorry Dolls!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 They cant be Goths. Have you heard em singing? Sounds more like Take That (sorry Dolls!) Little known fact: Gary Barlow is half-Oompa-loompa. He dies his hair and wears make-up out of shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED4LIFE Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Robbie must have been Augustus Gloop then the, the fat b*****d!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Will you lot please stop ruining my childhood :@ I was going to marry the lot of em about 10 years ago, and have been praying for a reunion tour since they split up.Off to cry over me posters now.Gary Barlow is far too tall to be an oompa loompa and Robbie, well have you seen him lately, he gets fitter as he gets older.And as for the singing... 8 number one singles don't lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 And as for the singing... 8 number one singles don't lieNeither does Chico spending 2 weeks at Number 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Revealed: How To Pull A Sickie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophs Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Revealed: How To Pull A SickieHaha, genius! I'll try that one next time I have a job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayLives Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Haha, genius! I'll try that one next time I have a job! I tryed it when I was a paper boy....my duties were terminted thereafter, but nevertheless it worked and I got to stay in bed that day - pure luxury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayer Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Guff.Its just a word that never fails to make me chuckle along with some others that if I printed you would think me even weirder than you already do. OK Dolly, i wont tell them that you giggle at the following words ofMoist Probe Flaps or Lips Otherwise they will think you are weirder than they already do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dollymarie Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 You forgot flump!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurrayLives Posted March 28, 2006 Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Pebbledash cracks me up every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2006 Will you lot please stop ruining my childhood :@ I was going to marry the lot of em about 10 years ago, What... ooompa loompa's yeah?I do see the appeal myself.Very orange - they remind me of giraffes in a way, bit shorter though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 What... ooompa loompa's yeah?I do see the appeal myself.Very orange - they remind me of giraffes in a way, bit shorter though.And the cloning debate goes on as to whether the cross-breeding of giraffes and oompa-loompas would be beneficial enough to society to overlook the slight ethical concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 And the cloning debate goes on as to whether the cross-breeding of giraffes and oompa-loompas would be beneficial enough to society to overlook the slight ethical concerns.I reckon considering what they do to mice and rats and monkeys and all sort's of other such creatures just because women would look ugly without make-up, the ethical issues resulting in obvious benefit's to mankind of cloning a oomp-giraffe pails into insignificance.What are Trev's views on this heated moral and political matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrFaustus Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 What are Trev's views on this heated moral and political matter?He's confused. Ever since he escaped the clutches of Mozo, he's been drinking rough cider with Sir Colby Tit in the Sandringham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 He's confused. Ever since he escaped the clutches of Mozo, he's been drinking rough cider with Sir Colby Tit in the Sandringham.Enough to cloud anyones mind I s'pose.Out of the frying pan and into the fire for that poor giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 I reckon considering what they do to mice and rats and monkeys and all sort's of other such creatures just because women would look ugly without make-up, the obvious benefit's of cloning a oomp-giraffe pails into insignificance.What are Trev's views on this heated moral and political matter?Well Trev has these crazy ideas that oompa loompas are fictional beasts, at which point I have to put it to him that there was a time when people didn't believe in talking giraffes. Sod how he feels, let's do it WTF. Hows the lab coming on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Well Trev has these crazy ideas that oompa loompas are fictional beasts, at which point I have to put it to him that there was a time when people didn't believe in talking giraffes. Sod how he feels, let's do it WTF. Hows the lab coming on?I got on to it straight away and contacted Dr. Arsene. Thing is, he mis-heard me say I wanted a Girafferloompa (something to do with having just blown up the highbury changing room laboratory ) and instead produced me a load of young talented foreign footballers, so I'm kinda back to spuare one.Whatever shall we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 I got on to it straight away and contacted Dr. Arsene. Thing is, he mis-heard me say I wanted a Girafferloompa (something to do with having just blown up the highbury changing room laboratory ) and instead produced me a load of young talented foreign footballers, so I'm kinda back to spuare one.Whatever shall we do?Do it ourselves dear boy. I've read Shelley's Frankenstein and this creating beasts malarkey sounds easy as.There's a 'raffe that I've been chasing for a while now, so if you catch us one of them wee green-hairs that you've seen down the Gate, we can then get to work.Sometime soon we can parade our creation to the world..."All hail the Giraffeloompa, he who rules us all!!" Or we could just feed him ricicles and watch telly in the caravan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTFiGO!?! Posted March 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 Or we could just feed him ricicles and watch telly in the caravan.Now that would be living the dream Doctor Hyde.I'll set a booby trap with a rope a tree and a scrumdidolyumptious bar - that should do for my end of the deal, then we'll get down to work. Those ricicles are in sight, I can almost smell em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozo Posted March 30, 2006 Report Share Posted March 30, 2006 He's confused. Ever since he escaped the clutches of Mozo, he's been drinking rough cider with Sir Colby Tit in the Sandringham.Why is he wearing lipstick in your pic, something I should know about Sir Colby's cider-feulled androgynous influence? Tell me Trevor's not become a David Bowie tribute act under Colby's management wing??!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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